The Flying Spaghetti Monster will be a major subject on the internet radio show Bob’s Brain. If you’d like to tune in, check out www.advancedrf.net 8:30PM EST, November 14th.
From Mike @ Bob’s Brain:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster will be a major subject on the internet radio show Bob’s Brain. If you’d like to tune in, check out www.advancedrf.net 8:30PM EST, November 14th.
From Mike @ Bob’s Brain:
Sorry for the dely in responding, but I’m sure you are well aware I’ve been impersonated by a complete numpty. It’s taken me a while to get around to this thread. I am in no way an expert on “them” but ironically I came across that link a couple of days before Tom Woosie invaded our pirate ship. I felt it would be appropriate considering the circustances. And did he ever prove me right!
You might find better information regarding your questions on J’s link posted above mine.
The most interesting thing of that anti-scientology site was the “Baloney Detection Kit,” obviously thisis damaging to scientology and Christians seem to agree we should use it against such cults.
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But if you use that same kit, that Christians are so ready to use against other religions and turn it on to Christianity watch them wriggle!
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Link to the kit http://www.xenu.net/archive/baloney_detection.html
Well good NTWHM…
I was looking for that link and you beat me to it. Saves me the troubles. I recommend that everyone should peruse this fine work by Carl Sagan.
I don’t know if you guys have seen this, but this is the most amazing FSM preacher I have seen so far:
Always trying to find the crumb of evidence are you? It has been eaten. Get a clue.
Crumb? Pasta doesn’t have crumbs. We have dribs and drabs!
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Are you a heretical supporter of the flying bread monster?
garlic bread has crumbs.
hmmm
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…but garlic bread is only a side dish. It is not explicit evidence, merely anecdotal.
I compleatly agree with the FSM. If life sprang from devine intervention through intellegent design. Why is the body composed of billions and billions of cells? If you were the “designer” of a life form, would it not be easier to design a life form with a couple of cells? And if there is a “designer” why arn’t new species springing up from out of the blue? Has our “designer” hit a creation slump?
But what if your holding it over your plate and the crumbs get IN your pasta???
Hi Scotty, nice to see the FSM has beamed you up. The body is composed of billions and billions of cells because cells are tiny,and the FSM probably didn’t want to ge eyestrain,so he used alot of them,and if I were the “designer†of a life form I would only use a few cells because I am lazy and tend to take shortcuts wherever I can(I’m do’ng it now,shhhhhh),and new species ARE springing up from out of the blue all the time! You should watch Discovery Channel more often.
@ Robert Wonder
Thanks for the link. Brings a tear to the eye of Pastafarians everywhere. May we be forever touched.
RAmen
@ Scotty
His noodliness works in mysterious ways. Think he’s passed out right about now. But you can ask him when he comes to.
Sorry, no time for the Discovery Channel, lots to do. I have to look up new species poping up out of the blue. I hope to see a new creature form infrount of my eyes one day, His noodliness provideing of course, have to go untill then, RAmen!
OK, I’ve not read any of these posts. Tell the truth, shame the FSM.
It’s just that I couldn’t find a quick and easy way to market:
The site was emailed to me, and being the lax and lazy FSMer that I am, I couldn’t bring myself to do the research to find out whether or not this site has been brought to the attention of my fellow FSMers or not, so I thought: Well, hell, put it out there and FSM take the hindmost.
So there you are.
I, for one, want one of these hats really, really, badly. It’s on the top of my xmas list. Such as it is.
Looks very cozy for winter. Much better then dumpping a real plate full of pasta on one’s head.-chic too.
A lot of catholics use condoms, and a lot of catholics are divorced…
Shame on them! Right? But when the pope stands up says that homosexuals are bad,…
Could you crochet a pair of meatball butt-chaps? That’s what I would call a fashion statment!
Proud to be a Pastafarian!!
May you too be touched by his noodley appendage.
@Penne
We have a FSM willie warmer that a friend of ours made us ;)
It is very cool.

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