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All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.
-someone
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Looks like flood killer is plagiarizing posts from our hate mail archives.
Got anything original flood killer?
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@peter Popoff can you speek understand russian?
or are you just are using a translator
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@РоÑÑийÑкаÑ
I think Peter just copied the same what you wrote. I think what he is trying to say, in a funny way, is that he did not understand a word (letter?) of it.
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Wow, Russians! We are expanding by leaps and bounds. Praise His Noodliness. And welcome aboard.
RAmen
MJK
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hey peter dont pretend to under stand russian
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He was just joking, he meant no offense.
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Yeah! What those other folks said. I just copied and pasted, as a joke.
What I meant to say… was When you are in Rome, Do as the romans do!
You want that I should start typing in Latin? I could, but then you’d need a translator to read me.
It gets tiresome and proves nothing, so what’s the point?
Ramen
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Anybody who believes this crap is an idiototic moron. Its sooo stupid u guys must have way too much free time. i hope your spaghettiness shits on your head
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Im a hermaphodite i have sex with myself all the time im also a gay drag queen
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Oh Daniel. Are you coming out to play?
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interested in knowing what Ra means to u guys it has 2 meanings where i come from ra “alter * change ” or its the egyptian god
- quotes from the throne of him -
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i hear u hear me but i cant say a fucking word at all dominanse in sex hell dominance in everything fucking natural law, anyone of u guys stop to think longer than 175ms at a time ur getting owned
- quotes from the throne room of him -
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Looks like the IQ end of this thread just annihilated itself with Volo. What’s he saying? Where does he come from? Will he go back? Isn’t Volo a misspelling of a mistranslation of “Previously ugly car” from the original Rus Runes?
ÑвÑÑ‚ÐµÐ¹ÑˆÐ°Ñ ÐºÐ¾Ñ€Ð¾Ð²Ð°! or is that ‘cowabunga?
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Church of the HEAVENS!
http://www.LearnToHangGlide.com
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@ Sarge,
This one time… at bandcamp…
I held my breath… for like… two minutes and stuff…
So whats your point…?
By the way… want to by some Jesus Christ, Almighty, Mighty…
Miracle water?… It’s on sale this week…
http://www.peterpopoff.org/
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@The Naughty Oarsman
“Isn’t Volo a misspelling of a mistranslation of “Previously ugly carâ€
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Could be some wacked out, shortened version of ‘iced vovo’. I mean the post itself is in, what appears to be, a wacked out version of language. (English maybe?)
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I’ll be havin’ the spam, spam, spam, spam, eggs, sausage and spam.
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@ MJK,
Same thing what I was thinkin’
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thank FSM I understand satire when it is tossed in my directions
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STEPHInfection, Ramen STEPHInfection.
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So much gets lost here in translation,
That I pass up at least half the posts, and
don’t take the other half to heart. It makes zero sense to try to do so.
The basic formula is laid out though, that’s the reason, I stick around.
Ramen
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Wow no real response :D
good thing i got stoned so u can read someother personality of me
WHAT DOES RA RAMEN MEAN FFS
crystalised it shake from pot is gooOOood btw
not that u beer guzzling patrons of wt die off would know
Ra off the face of it
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ohh merry christmas like anyone here cares
say hi to satan claws from me
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Volo, is English your first language?
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hi nikky
no but in a way it is since tv was my most intelligent companion while growing up and friendlyest also
dansih 1st english german swedish norwegian all dialects of english not in the written sense but speakable why ?
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Uh oh… i smell a hick!
The ya’lls have reduced me to flabbergasted speechlessness!
and OH NOES DOUCHE WATER! WHAT WITTICISM!
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oh my, all of us’ll are under the attack of this obviously bible beaten southerner with nothing better to do with his time than come on the internet and bash our beliefs. i belive you are an asshole, but i dont post it on the internet. oh wait, i just did. i retract that.
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lol
dont u realise people laugh at you?
you guys are such retards for believing in this shit
me and my friend are laughing about this right now
because some loser with no life sat on his computer and decided to trick a whole bunch of freaks with no life into believing there was a god made of spaghetti and meatballs
LOSERSSSS
go into your room and find some porn and masturbate instead
it’ll be a bigger use of your time than this shit.
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Ahoy all, missed you all. i spy more lubbers with no sense of humour i see. joy of joys! i miss the intelligent hate mail, but this will do in its absence.
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aly, methinks you judge us all by your standards. if you can refrain from self abuse at your keyboar for a minute of two, i suggest looking up these terms.
satire
creationism
darwin
fsm
atheism
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i’d suggest getting your parent to help with the long words there, or maybe santa brought you a dictionary?
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as for a waste of time – we’re having fun. why are you here? everyone here enjoys a bit of banter (hopefully intelligent), a bit of satire and is concerned about the ignorant march towards superstition as a form of running society. it appears this is merely a break for you before you google for some more plastic porn. who is the sadder?
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happy new year all!
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I love it when people just don’t have a brain big enough to get it
I also love it when people use the phrase “y’all” – and so often the two go together
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bit like brother and sister is suspect. clearly a sign of being deprived of comely wenches.
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the piratical shoudl beware, the use of “y’all” is clearly a sign of the heretic lubbers.
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prepare the boiling bolognese and let loose the meatballs
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religion….. hummm…. why must we fight.. if we belive in this let us be ….. wars are shit we have them over religions…. i dont belive that god created us( ccristian god) and teh virgan mary is not virgion in less she adopted
duhhh dumb basters
Religion is SHIt
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i for one would like to know douche water is, i beleive douche is shower in french but i feel that that might not be the meaning you are reffering to. Unfortunatly i do not have a drinking problem, (douched or undouched)and for everyone else (y’all?) i am not smoking crack or any other kind of drug, neither is my mental health in any way unstable.
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Heh, I stumbled across this site so long ago now, I can’t believe that there are still so many people who just don’t the irony in their trolling posts!
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er, don’t get the irony, oops.
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shitty crap!? idiot
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queer ass shitty religion?
Oh yes, this religion has sex with other religions of the same sex, i almost forgot…
Idiot.
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OOOooooohh, queer! That must have taken a lot of thought and creativity! But when you describe yourself, you piece of shit on an elephant’s ass, you should be more creative.
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