All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.
-someone
Which side of the fence are you on, so I can be sure and side with you? The side opposite of the FSM? Awesome.
Please, keep talking.
JT
Whats up with all the Ya’lls?? If your going to have a go at the overlord that is FSM at least spell properly. Jeez….
-Someone,
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Do you have any idea what Satire is?
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…actually forget it if you have not worked it out by now then even me explaining it will not help.
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We do agree on one thing though, if you believe that an supreme being made the earth and universe you are as thick as pig shit!
Jeezus -someone,
How could I ever think of a reply witty enough for your clever post? ‘shitty ass crap’ indeed! You have such a way with words, and such a keen appreciation of satire and irony. I’m sure nobody on this site ever expected to hear from yet another foul mouthed Christian hurling scatological insults at us in defense of his invisible friend Jesus. How proud he must be of such high caliber followers.
“all of ya’ll drink douche water”
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GodDAMNIT - have no NO fucking secrets anymore??!??
Of course, that should have been “have *I* no…” etc.
It’s been a long day folks, what can I say?
I can only guess that this ‘poster’ is christian. This idiot obviously doesn’t undertand satire. I encourage everybody to have their own religion, as I do. Feel free to check it out at churchofgreg.com.
Peace and love,
Greg
Any Name’ll Do,
You are mistaken. Ya’ll is a real term. Here’s how the Urban dictionary defines ya’ll:
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1. ya’ll
How idiots spell y’all.
Idiot: ya’ll are crazy omfg n00bs
Non-idiot: Y’all are crazy!
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The logical conclusion is that someone is an idiot. But that should be obvious.
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Love the sinner; hate the sin.
Believing this religion takes no more faith than believing Christianity.
Who’s got the drinking problem again?
RAmen
You believe that what you have read on this website is queer? Man, you should try the ritual of the Holy Suck. Oh well, you probably have.
I hope His Spaghettiness will forgive you anyway.
A post that retarded has to be from someone pretending to be an angry religious nutjob. It HAS to be…someone like that simply must not exist
I don’t drink douche water. It’s bilge water all the way for me!
Well, that or beer. Why drink water when the FSM gave us beer?
Someone’s a bit oblivious, don’tcha think?
I can’t believe all you idiots out there who actually think Pastafarianism is a religion people actually believe in, so let me clarify: This whole ‘religion’ is a satire pointing out how ridiculous it is that Intellegent design might be taught in schools. Nobody here actually thinks people are going to worship a flying spaghetti monster, aside from the few shitheads who are too thick to see beyond the literal meaning of things, and who subsiquently make an ass of themselves by posting shit like this.
on the other hand, you may be right about the whole drinking problem thing, but come on, who wouldn’t like a frickin’ beer volcano.
ALL HAIL FSM!! (yar)
I’ve been doing a lot of reading recently, the Bible, the FSM and Harry Potter and I’ve decided to take up a new religion as a hobby. Having weighed up the evidence, I’ve decided I can discard the FSM as pure fiction (sorry!), but now need to work out who to follow. Being as there are six books full of miracles, altruistic acts, wisdom and rules for life, Harry Potter has to win out. I now need to convince a minority of the British public that Harry Potter is the way forwards so we can come up with a spurious reason for the diversity of life on Earth and start to push this as scientific fact. Can’t wait to start getting really annoyed with people when they tell me I’m being ridicules and tell them they are risking an eternity of damnation at the end of Voldamort’s toasting fork.
Wish me luck, who knows, I might even be able to get the Prime Minister on side to help peddle my ideas, sorry I mean scientific fact.
Actually - we all do drink douche water. Its just water. Its not like we drink douche.
Double Douche,
That’s too funny! I almost blew coke out my nose (the drink, not the drug or the coal-tar stuff).
Dear Dave Smith,
Please do not destroy Harry Potter by getting those writings turned into a religion. Harry Potter has done more for the advancement of reading in the schools than anything else in modern history. We already have a religious backlash trying to get HP out of the schools here in the USA, so please do not help them.
I know it’s just my thesp gene at work, but these mails are more and more getting this famous old quote ringing in my ears:
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………………………………’It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.’
……………………..(Macbeth, V.v.26-8)
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‘Did Macbeth receive idiotic godist hatemail? And was he a pirate? Discuss’
@J:
In answer to your question:
a) No
b) Yes
c) but not necessarily in that order
e) what happened to d)?
d) ah, there it is
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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