Please tell me this is all a huge joke

Published October 22nd, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.



283 Responses to “Please tell me this is all a huge joke”

  1. italian stallion says:

    you wrote: Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.

    I believe this.
    I see this.
    I’m Italian, and last night the FSM appeared to me in a dream and said to me: go in the world, say that I AM REAL, and put a drop of tomato juice in every soul, and say to the world thet Mac Donalds is THE EVIL.
    Long Life to the Pasta People and long Life to FSM….

  2. Penne says:

    That’s true, they do have an evil spokes-clown as their all powerful leader.

  3. Zorack says:

    I have to say, from an IT perspective, this webpage is designed quite well. As far as content; WTF??? I’ve never heard of such a rediculous idea… but I guess to each his own.

  4. dafsaefweafewfw says:

    i almost start to cry when I read comments which criticize the content of this website, calling it ridiculous (if they manage to spell it right). this website is far from ridiculous, it’s actually designed in a very intelligent manner. it mocks many things (if you can’t guess what, kill yourself) in a comical fashion, and every time people make comments like ‘i hope this is a joke’ they give this website more power. long live stupid people!

  5. Penne says:

    -long live stupid people!-Saddly, that’s not the way it works.Generally stuipd people end up stepping in front of steam rollers,parade floats,glaciers…or they become hypnotised by the sight of their own dirty socks spinning around in the washing machine and get killed in a ‘tragic tie caught in the washer’ accident.

  6. Penne says:

    It’s the leading cause of stupid people deaths in America.

  7. Branded Cow says:

    I have a love-hate relationship with stupid people.
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    I love stupid because people they make me feel better about myself, and they always provide a source of humor to the rest of us.
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    I hate stupid people because they are just too f**king irratiating. Unfortunately Florida has given too many stupid people a licence to drive.
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    The only thing I am completely sure about is that you can never underestimate the power of stupid people.
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    A bit of morbid curiosity, how many people have died saying “check this out”?

  8. moochie says:

    @Branded Cow : “how many people have died saying “check this out”?
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    Spookily enough, it’s *exactly* the same number of people whose last ever conscious thought was “Yeh, I reckon it’ll hold my weight” AND the same number whose (de)parting words were “What’s the point of looking both wa…?” Co-incidence? I think not!
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    [Stats accurate as of midnight last night]. Probably.

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