Please tell me this is all a huge joke

Published October 22nd, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.



283 Responses to “Please tell me this is all a huge joke”

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  1. Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance says:

    gee, an here i couldn’t for the life o me figure that out. but if the squirrel doesn’t know numbers, also assuming it can write, then it would probably draw pictures of/spell out nuts.

  2. Homo narrans says:

    @spaghettitastelikeshit:
    No, Mithraism really does predate christianity and did recognise those concepts first. if christianit had been wiped out early on in its existence, the western world would now be largely Mithraic.
    and christianity is a religion. you pay homage to a prescribed set of behaviours (the 10 commandments) and humble yourself before your invisible, unprovable skydaddy in order to gain his favour. christianity is therefore, irrefutably, a religion.
    i seriously hope you get your manager’s position at Mcdonalds. i haven’t even been into a Mcdonalds for about 10 years now. as mentioned earlier, if that is the total of your life’s ambitions…well, to be honest fuck you. just go fuck yourself entirely. i’m through being polite with you stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks..

  3. Just Guess says:

    You don’t even have to understand numbers to pick out lottery numbers. Just choose a random set from the list of symbols with the shapes 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.

  4. One Oared Marc says:

    “stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks”
    That is waaay too long of a name for a garage band.

  5. Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance says:

    to just guess:

    exactly, how would someone/something (in consideration of the squirrel) who doesn’t know numbers know to choose them? unless of course, someone was a translator and spoke squirrelese. or stupidese. either one, depending on the party involved.
    .
    anyway, i can’t argue anymore tonight. it’s 5am where i am and i should probably sleep.

    NIGHTIO.

  6. Just Guess says:

    @Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance
    If you ever get back to this, please take into consideration that when I said ‘a blind squirrel could do it’ it was HYPERBOLE!
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    (from dictionary.com)
    hyperbole
    –noun Rhetoric
    1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
    2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.”
    .
    I was pointing out the obvious fact that even a blithering moron like spaghettitastelikeshit can pick out a few random numbers. Looking back, I can’t even believe I was prepared to defend my statement against a thirteen year old that can’t understand the difference between the literal and the implied.

  7. Penne says:

    You know it is a slow night when people come on just to brag about their shit-eatting habits and such.The poor little monkey must have been so lonley and starved for attention that he couldn’t even wait for us to come on and put him down,he had to get back in there and do it himself. Now that’s classy I tells ya! Ten outta ten for stick-to-it-ness!!!

  8. spaghettitasteslikeshit says:

    hahaha mcdonalds you guys are hilarious 1.ive never worked at a fast food restaurant…second of all “your eat up your ass?” that doesnt even make sense…hmm educated? yyyyaaaa…and second of all architecture? im studying scriptwriting and directing at sheridan…if you know what that is, the second largest art school in N.A…you guys are hilarious…go ahead and open your McGay restaurant…frick i love making you guys pissed off its awesome

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