now i hate spaghetti

Published October 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.

-student of Giauque



160 Responses to “now i hate spaghetti”

  1. WTF is this all about? says:

    hahahahahaha noah has the right attitude
    only its prolly a tree trunk not a stick

  2. leave my spaghetti alone says:

    dude buddah ate all the regular, non deity type spaghetti in the world, but the FSM ate him :-D

  3. The son of pasta says:

    FSM is very smart religion and i will preach the word to the masses. RAMEN

  4. nospoon says:

    Well, that’s not really a problem.
    What you’ve got to worry about is, now spaghetti hates you.

  5. Robert says:

    I love spaghetti even more when I joined the Church of the FSM. I put my two meatballs in gravy boats so they don’t drown. I am truly communicating with the SM, too. I think the FSM must be part snake, for my spaghetti wraps itself around my fork. I’m even losing weight on my new FSM past diet. Yes, as a Pastafarian, I walk pasta da refrigerator without stopping, pasta da cookie jar, and pasta da pantry…I’ve lost 15 lbs. in two weeks! Robert

  6. freaky tasey says:

    WAT THE FUCK DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT FUCK HEADS U R A BUNCH OF NERDS

  7. freaky tasey says:

    well i hate spaghetti on its own but i love it noodles doodles croodles roodles woodles qoodles soodles voodles loodles yoodles……………………………………………………………………… MOTHER FUCKERS…………………………………………………………….chow now love you bye bye mwha mwha……………………………………….. cu
    nt lickers lol……………………………………………………………………..

  8. Thumper â„¢ says:

    @freaky tasey
    Hello. Thanks for dropping by and sharing a little piece of you with us…Chao!
    .
    P.S. If it’s a tumor that’s got your “freak on” might I suggest that you perform a bit of DIY surgery with a shot gun…will remove the tumor, make you better looking and put your loved ones out of their misery…best of luck.

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