now i hate spaghetti

Published October 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.

-student of Giauque



160 Responses to “now i hate spaghetti”

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  1. Bri says:

    Spaghetti is delicious, and yes it is.

  2. Cap'n Al Denty says:

    Get bent, Dr Seuss! Spaghetti is funny 24/7. Spaghetti is my waking thought, my lunch, and that which gives me indigestion induced dreams of volcanoes and stripper factories. Get with the program. Why not be a student of ti-oke?

  3. Steve says:

    There is nothing more serious than His Noodly Appendage.

    Ramen.

  4. Noodle O' God says:

    Dear student: actually, the FSM is plenty funny. if my religous beliefs pissed you off i’m sorry. christainity is central to who i am. by that i mean its my middle name. no, literally it is. so if your offended THAT YOUR PROBLEM!

  5. One Eyed Jack says:

    This site is not funny. Not one bit.
    You don’t see me laughing, stupid twit.
    .
    I tried your religion and found it lacking.
    My religion is better. It’s got more backing.
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    We’ve got more money and we’ve got more souls.
    What have you got? Empty pasta bowls?
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    I once liked spaghetti and now I don’t.
    I’m going to heaven. I bet you won’t.
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    You’ll burn in hell. I’ll dance on your grave.
    Can you feel the love like Jesus gave?
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    My rhyme is now over. I hope you can see,
    My pious ass is superior to thee.
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    OK, not my sentiments, but I thought the poor bloke could use some help articulating his thoughts.
    .
    OEJ

  6. ND says:

    Good, that means there’s more spaghetti for me! (Hey, what can I say, I’m Italian. I live on pasta.)

  7. Mike the Viking says:

    Mmmmm. Spaghetti…. Mmmmmmm. Oops, you tricked me! The ONE TRUE GOD is THOR GOD OF THUNDER! I KNOW, because I feel it in my heart. How in the heck can you argue with that logic? Dang.

  8. nubsawce says:

    Yummmm pasta, screw you more pasta for me.

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