FUCK THIS SO CALLED SPEGETTI MONSTER. I hope that every single one of you can find faith in Jesus.
-zach
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Jesus would accept the FSM you are clearly a fake Christian
Very pathetic. It amazes me how simple minded many can be. If one but takes a moment to look around the FSM site they would see what it is really about. In the end though I guess it dosent really matter as there are too many people now days with closed minds and very open mouths.
“FUCK THIS SO CALLED SPEGETTI MONSTER.” Jesus taught to love all and to accept all. That deffinitly doesn’t represent love and forcing kids to learn about your religion isn’t accepting all
zach
Please don’t hope that on me. I have seen, read and heard what it does to people.
Turns them into nasty, foul-mouthed condescending zealots.
RAmen
…and I hope that the next time you take a painkiller, or turn on your TV, or drive in your car, or drink clean water, or use a computer, you *realise* how much faith you already have in science’s ability to correctly describe the universe, in a repeatable, predictable fashion.
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Last time I checked, Jesus had nothing to do with healthcare, or sanitation, or telecommunications, or Moore’s Law, or combustion, or any part of our reality at all.
“Last time I checked, Jesus had nothing to do with healthcare, or sanitation, or telecommunications, or Moore’s Law, or combustion, or any part of our reality at all.”
Reminds me of the line in life of brian “what have the romans ever done for us” “sanitaion, sewage system, the roads”
I love it when you talk like that Davey:)
They are, as we speak prpobaly desperately trying to find scientists in the above professions to write up a theory for them. Ha. Fat chance
RAmen
how about probably