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fsm sighting

Published October 31st, 2006 by Bobby Henderson



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  1. MaxPower says:

    Simply a miracle. Hope for his people. Now who can question? Can any other god appear? If they can, please do. Else, my mind is made up.

  2. Bosstone says:

    Our god is waaay cooler than any of the other ones.

  3. One Eyed Jack says:

    I’ve got big balls
    I’ve got big balls
    And they’re such big balls
    Dirty big balls
    And he’s got big balls
    And she’s got big balls
    But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
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    Very appropriate music for this video. Could it be that AC/DC are closet pastafarians?
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    OEJ

  4. Malc says:

    Absolute proof of His existence! Glory!

  5. Charlie says:

    GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!
    what now, christianity? what now?
    (kidding, dont hate mail me. lighten up, take things as a joke for once in your life.)

  6. stu says:

    I wish he had laserbeams in his eyes to burn the disbelievers and fire in his breath, to make my pizza hot again. But he’s still the coolest god around

  7. Arp says:

    Very cool. I do belive that that is the first public apperance of a god in a few thousabd years, at least!

  8. Captain Yellow Shirt says:

    I am a firm believer in His Noodley Appendage, and I am very pleased by this sighting, and I hope that this sighting will help the non-believers embrace His Noodleyness, and gain a greater understanding of His existance, and his balls.

    P.S., Our God is cooler than yours.

    The End.

    • Justin (FSM fearing pastafarian) says:

      Please don’t use “believe”, in this context.
      The fsm is simply to be accepted or rejected. Saying that you “believe”, in him shows that he may or may not exist. We all know he exists, it’s a matter of whether these immoral reprobates inhabiting the earth will accept him or not.

      • Danny says:

        Don’t forget, the only dogma we listen to is rejection of dogma. His Noodlyness may not exist, but it has to be absolutely PROVEN that he doesn’t.
        RAmen.

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