I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
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Very appropriate music for this video. Could it be that AC/DC are closet pastafarians?
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OEJ
I wish he had laserbeams in his eyes to burn the disbelievers and fire in his breath, to make my pizza hot again. But he’s still the coolest god around
I am a firm believer in His Noodley Appendage, and I am very pleased by this sighting, and I hope that this sighting will help the non-believers embrace His Noodleyness, and gain a greater understanding of His existance, and his balls.
Please don’t use “believe”, in this context.
The fsm is simply to be accepted or rejected. Saying that you “believe”, in him shows that he may or may not exist. We all know he exists, it’s a matter of whether these immoral reprobates inhabiting the earth will accept him or not.
Don’t forget, the only dogma we listen to is rejection of dogma. His Noodlyness may not exist, but it has to be absolutely PROVEN that he doesn’t.
RAmen.
Simply a miracle. Hope for his people. Now who can question? Can any other god appear? If they can, please do. Else, my mind is made up.
Our god is waaay cooler than any of the other ones.
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
.
.
Very appropriate music for this video. Could it be that AC/DC are closet pastafarians?
.
OEJ
Absolute proof of His existence! Glory!
GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!
what now, christianity? what now?
(kidding, dont hate mail me. lighten up, take things as a joke for once in your life.)
I wish he had laserbeams in his eyes to burn the disbelievers and fire in his breath, to make my pizza hot again. But he’s still the coolest god around
Very cool. I do belive that that is the first public apperance of a god in a few thousabd years, at least!
I am a firm believer in His Noodley Appendage, and I am very pleased by this sighting, and I hope that this sighting will help the non-believers embrace His Noodleyness, and gain a greater understanding of His existance, and his balls.
P.S., Our God is cooler than yours.
The End.
Please don’t use “believe”, in this context.
The fsm is simply to be accepted or rejected. Saying that you “believe”, in him shows that he may or may not exist. We all know he exists, it’s a matter of whether these immoral reprobates inhabiting the earth will accept him or not.
Don’t forget, the only dogma we listen to is rejection of dogma. His Noodlyness may not exist, but it has to be absolutely PROVEN that he doesn’t.
RAmen.