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FSM Protest In London

Published October 19th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

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Hi,

I thought you’d like to see my pic of the FSM demo I held in Parliament Square (London). I’ve also sent you a copy of the pamphlet I made.

Perhaps a little background is in order.

In 2005, the British Government passed a law called the “Serious Organised Crime And Police Act” (SOCPA). Buried deep within new regulations dealing with money laundering etc was an additional, entirely unrelated provision that made it illegal to protest anywhere within 1 kilometre of Parliament without getting express permission from the Police a week before the protest (yup – protesting is a serious organised crime!). The rules were designed to get rid of a guy called Brian Haw, who has been protesting about Iraq (first sanctions against, and now the war) for 5 years non-stop (it hasn’t worked – he’s still there!).

Since the law came into force on August 1st 2005, people have been arrested AND convicted under SOCPA for such heinous crimes as standing at the Cenotaph (the UK’s national war memorial) reading the names of British soldiers killed in Iraq.

Under the principal of “defiance through compliance”, the 3rd Wednesday of every month has seen a series of Mass Lone Demonstrations against SOCPA. The idea is this: what if loads of protesters all turned up at the same time all wanting individual permission from the police to demonstrate? As the police can only really turn down an application on the grounds of public safety or public order, that means if 100 people turn up and apply for permission, then the unfortunate police have to license and approve 100 lone demonstrations. So we all troop down to Charing Cross police station a week before and apply. Come the 3rd Wednesday, we all meet in Parliament Square to demonstrate about – well whatever you feel like.

Anyway.

Last month I read in the paper that since the Creationists have had an arse whipping over “intelligent design” in US schools, they’ve turned their attentions to the UK, on account of we don’t have rules about the separation of church and state.

In September a creationist group calling themselves “Truth in Science” sent a pack to every secondary school (read ‘high school’ if you’re in the US) promoting the teaching of intelligent design as a counterpoint to the proven science of evolution, and including lesson plans and materials for GCSE students (GCSEs are the UK’s centralised secondary education school exit exams).

As it is just as important for UK students to learn about the Flying Spaghetti Monster alongside the scientific theory of evolution and non-scientific metaphysical ideas such as “Intelligent Design”, I figured I’d use my Mass Lone Demo for this month to spread the truth of His Noodliness to the people in and around Parliament Square.

It worked really well – I made an anglicised version of the FSM leaflet to distribute and stood by the gates of Parliament in full pirate dress extolling the virtues of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Mostly I got just smiles, but there were enough “yars” from people to make me think there are a lot of closet pirates in London. I even got some people to stop and listen to my brief description of the history of the Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, how the FSM created the world and why they should become pirates as well.

Peace

Jo Selwood

Attached: leaflet.pdf

Link to propaganda materials



81 Responses to “FSM Protest In London”

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  1. Anna says:

    Hey, that’s an awesome idea! And congrats to you! Since everone now knows they aren’t alone, more pirates are sure to join you in the future. The Noodly One will surely lend his aid to such a noble goal.
    RAmen.

  2. Brother Rigatoni says:

    FSM International! No one expects a spaghetti inquisition!
    FSM be praised!

  3. The Aussie says:

    RAmen

  4. nikkiee says:

    Jo Selwood,
    The world needs more people like you and your friends.
    You guys rock! May FSM grant you fair seas and large bounty for your endeavours.
    RAmen

  5. nikkiee says:

    Would you mind if I used a copy of your leaflet in Australia? I would include an aknowlegement of the author.
    RAmen

  6. Avatar of His Noodles says:

    Spread the word, my English brother.

    Let the Almighty Noodly Appendage grace the Parliament and have mercy on their pasta-lacking souls.

    Praised be He, whose Noodly Appendage has graced thee
    RAmen

  7. Metis Alexandria says:

    Good work Sister Jo. Be not afraid, for you are not alone in facing the horror that is Blair’s England. Your brethren in Sussex support your noble deeds.
    RAmen

  8. boochiekitten says:

    Well done sir! I have also seen this “Truth in Science” stuff and agree that our kids need to be told the truth which is of course about the great and almighty FSM. Let us all spread the word in Blighty.

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