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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Simply a miracle. Hope for his people. Now who can question? Can any other god appear? If they can, please do. Else, my mind is made up.
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Our god is waaay cooler than any of the other ones.
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I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
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Very appropriate music for this video. Could it be that AC/DC are closet pastafarians?
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OEJ
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Absolute proof of His existence! Glory!
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GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!
what now, christianity? what now?
(kidding, dont hate mail me. lighten up, take things as a joke for once in your life.)
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I wish he had laserbeams in his eyes to burn the disbelievers and fire in his breath, to make my pizza hot again. But he’s still the coolest god around
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Very cool. I do belive that that is the first public apperance of a god in a few thousabd years, at least!
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I am a firm believer in His Noodley Appendage, and I am very pleased by this sighting, and I hope that this sighting will help the non-believers embrace His Noodleyness, and gain a greater understanding of His existance, and his balls.
P.S., Our God is cooler than yours.
The End.
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All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.
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Okay “someone” , what makes your religion better than ours? You have no more proof than we do, less in fact(YAY GARPHS!), but do we go onto your sites and cuss you out? No. We have tolerance and hope that one day you will see the Noodly Light. And as a matter of fact, I’m not even old enough to drink yet, haven’t even touched the stuff. I bet you go out with your buddies and a 6 pack every firday.
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All of ya’ll can’t speak right, so you’re opinion is invalid. Get a life, and try harder to not believe what’s being shown to you.
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I think someone is so sweet! Kind of reminds me of a monkey throwing poo. Clever!
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well y’all ah know that y’all havin a right good time over ther in the states and just keep bathing in His warming noodly light. I send y’all my heartiest love and appreciation – from all the way in Scotland. Y’all have a nice day. RAmen
*would i be correct in my enunciation of the redneck greeting ‘y’all’ ??*
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Avast!, this was one of the first videos about His Noodlines, mateys.
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hahahaha thats what yall believe in hahahahahahahhah thats some funny shit
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Is this website a joke or do you people realy believe this stuff.I honestly can`t tell.
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“somone” is a defective retarded moron for saying that. Im not a Pastafarian, but people should keep that kind of stuff to the themselves.
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@wulster: Yes, you have correctly used “y’all” in your text; however, I can not make sure you have pronounced it correctly for obvious reasons.
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@someone and ?the#s: Of course we all believe this. There is proof in this video of His existence and we have graphs. If we all just lighten up a little we can enjoy the beer volcano and stripper factory.
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Congrats on the South Park mention. Now his noodly word will spread to more generations.
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The reference to the FSM on South Park will Hinder us more then Help. all of the non believers will discredit our glorious religion as “Fake”.
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i have resently coverted from chritianity to this after seeing this vidio
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i know it is real he talked to me in me dreames and then when i was takeing a walk he decended from the hevans and told me to stop eating spaghetti
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From “The Gospel”:
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#7. I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You’re Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can’t You Take A Hint?
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RAmen
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South Park has criticised all the other false religions, christianity, mormons, judaism, scien-f***ing-tology (obviously not Islam because people get death threats, no, thinking about it ACTUALLY KILLED if they criticise that ‘non-violent’ religion), so why not the real deal? Nothing is sacred to them, not even the true starchy overlord himself.
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Actually, South Park took a few pot shots at Islam via the ‘Family Guy’ episode.
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Islam is critisized everyday due to its violent followers, so I’m not sure that South Park really needs to add anything. South Parks is still not far from adding insult to injury, and I’m sure they will get to it sooner or later. May FSM bless those manatees.
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DL – true religions, false doctrines.
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ahahahahahahaha i ATE your GOD!
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SHAT: u DIE i DIE. our pastaness shall come down in his wrath and shall devour YOU!!! mwahahaaaaaaa
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HOW DARE U PASTA GOD! ILL ATACK u WITH CHEESE!!! MUAHAHAH
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did you know, back here in england, our religious studies teachers actually teach us about FSM? even for A level. impressive or what?!?!
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Mellie,
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Now *that* puts a shanty in me salty heart.
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There are plenty of us English Pastafarians with a lot to say for ourselves on this site. If you ever need a visiting Reverend, say the word…
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How can anyone deny his existence, I mean seriously I see him everyday in the smile of a small child or in my dinner at the Olive Garden. He walks beside me and helps me through all situations that are difficult, he has blessed me oh so much.
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I have finally seen the Lord, and it is THE FLYING SPAGHETTTI MONSTER.tHANK YOU lORD!I was nearly blind but now I can see.Let the word go forth from this place and time:We shall be free in a time when little black children and little white children can share a bowl of s’getti without fear of prejudice; where a man can be a man and not worry if a little sauce has spilled on his shirt.All show obeisance and tender Glory unto HE WHO IS SO OMNISCIENT AND OMNIPRESENT THAT HE IS ALMOST AN IT.Hallalleuiah
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The spaghetti monster is a lie!!!don’t believe a word!
If you do, your soul will be left in limbo for the whole of eternity !!!!!
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hey um…. this sounds like an awesome religion but… the heaven is for GUYS! T_T thats why im staying atheist! unless u convince me?
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mick,
Haven’t you heard, limbo has been canceled. There is no more limbo!
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That’s so not true nikkiee,I just limboed at my cousins wedding 2 weeks ago.
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God, Gia, Buddha, Zeus, Thor…. no FSM… just another, albeit more starchy, perspective of the same ALMIGHTY that fills the gap in our souls…. but now with extra meatballs! Hmmm, sacrilecious (ode to Homer).
On the remote off chance “someone” comes back on here and reads this – cant you tell a joke from, well….. ok its a joke at the core of your belief structure thats clearly been built on dodgy foundations (house on sand anyone?). Stop taking everything (bible inperticular) so literally and chill out!
To all other, keep up the good fight!
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*now FSM…. not NO FSM… perish the thought!
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i had spaghetti last night muhahahahahahaahahah with cheeeeeessse
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Oh my god, this is a miracle… I just cant believe i saw HIM at last. I can share now my joy of real and one GOD. Oh Spageti Monster, give me a strength to live by bouch of fools, who still believe in Jesus or Alah…
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@GamerGirl, there are male strippers too, and the beer volcanoes can spout a wide variety of other beverages as well (including but not limited to; rum, cruisers, tequila chianti, water etc [detailed on one of the numerous threads]).
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It is just that beer is the default setting, and is preferred by the majority.
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Come on,this video ain’t real,it seems Plastic.It’s probably some balloon…
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What’s your problem ??? ? Are you blind? That was HIM!!
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If we believe it was really him, then it really was him. That’s how belief works.
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Ah yes, finally some more proof we can use against the non-believers. I don’t see any of YOUR god coming down to check on you. No, your god apparantly hides up in the clouds, watching wars and eating popcorn. Not to mention planning the anhilation of Pirates! We must put an end to this war loving god and pit FSM versus “God”. Of course FSm will win, he has much bigger balls.
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“I have a dream that one day, down on Earth, with its vicious Christian idealists, with its leaders having their lips dripping with the words of “God” and “Bible” — one day right there on Earth little pirate boys and pirate girls will be able to join hands with little Christian boys and Christian girls as pirates and idiots.” – Marty Lubber Captain Jr.
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Nice. A sighting of our God in Germany.
And no matter what the others say: Our God is the coolest and most edible one.
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arrg! say i.
our god certainly has the biggest balls!
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