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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Simply a miracle. Hope for his people. Now who can question? Can any other god appear? If they can, please do. Else, my mind is made up.
Our god is waaay cooler than any of the other ones.
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
And they’re such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
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Very appropriate music for this video. Could it be that AC/DC are closet pastafarians?
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Absolute proof of His existence! Glory!
GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!
what now, christianity? what now?
(kidding, dont hate mail me. lighten up, take things as a joke for once in your life.)
I wish he had laserbeams in his eyes to burn the disbelievers and fire in his breath, to make my pizza hot again. But he’s still the coolest god around
Very cool. I do belive that that is the first public apperance of a god in a few thousabd years, at least!
I am a firm believer in His Noodley Appendage, and I am very pleased by this sighting, and I hope that this sighting will help the non-believers embrace His Noodleyness, and gain a greater understanding of His existance, and his balls.
P.S., Our God is cooler than yours.
The End.
All of ya’ll who believe this queer ass religion are just a bunch of fucking nerds who have nothing better to do then just make up ridiculous shitty ass crap like this. Along with that fact, anyone who believes this stupid religion has a drinking problem, all of ya’ll drink douche water.
Okay “someone” , what makes your religion better than ours? You have no more proof than we do, less in fact(YAY GARPHS!), but do we go onto your sites and cuss you out? No. We have tolerance and hope that one day you will see the Noodly Light. And as a matter of fact, I’m not even old enough to drink yet, haven’t even touched the stuff. I bet you go out with your buddies and a 6 pack every firday.
All of ya’ll can’t speak right, so you’re opinion is invalid. Get a life, and try harder to not believe what’s being shown to you.
I think someone is so sweet! Kind of reminds me of a monkey throwing poo. Clever!
well y’all ah know that y’all havin a right good time over ther in the states and just keep bathing in His warming noodly light. I send y’all my heartiest love and appreciation - from all the way in Scotland. Y’all have a nice day. RAmen
*would i be correct in my enunciation of the redneck greeting ‘y’all’ ??*
Avast!, this was one of the first videos about His Noodlines, mateys.
hahahaha thats what yall believe in hahahahahahahhah thats some funny shit
Is this website a joke or do you people realy believe this stuff.I honestly can`t tell.
“somone” is a defective retarded moron for saying that. Im not a Pastafarian, but people should keep that kind of stuff to the themselves.
@wulster: Yes, you have correctly used “y’all” in your text; however, I can not make sure you have pronounced it correctly for obvious reasons.
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@someone and ?the#s: Of course we all believe this. There is proof in this video of His existence and we have graphs. If we all just lighten up a little we can enjoy the beer volcano and stripper factory.
Congrats on the South Park mention. Now his noodly word will spread to more generations.
The reference to the FSM on South Park will Hinder us more then Help. all of the non believers will discredit our glorious religion as “Fake”.