Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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@Princess M
I know exactly what you mean. My work is far from boring and I love it, but tis not as funny or addictive as this site.
RAmen
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Nikkiee/princessM
I had to stop using the verganza website as my home page at work, cause I was too tempted, even though I love the top banner
Plus my kitchen manager who I share offic space with is a very devout christian, and would probably be offended if she knew what FSM is all about. It’s funny though, some people are nice individually, but get them together as a group, or let them post anonymous comments on a website, and their niceness quotient drops as fast as their IQs (mostly the christians, I mean, not the Pastafarians, of course)
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@Pickles,
I’m for giving “enough rope” myself (except when I feel like playing). Works every time.
RAmen
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Yes lunchlady.
Guilt says I must go back to concentrating on work. NOW
BTW I’ve constantly found myself, whilst working with data, calculating out the illegal numbers and seeking pasta based results. Must resist.
RAmen
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Crulix, I am curious about the motivation behind your post. What are you trying to accomplish? This site has attracted a wide variety of people with a simple metaphor about organized religion and the dangers of dressing it up as scientific fact in the hope that no one will notice. Many of the people here possess life experiences vastly beyond yours. They have education, charity of spirit, clarity of vision, and a more than passing understanding of noun/verb contractions verses the possessive case.
Was your message simply one of hate, which, I believe is highly frowned upon by your Invisible Sky-Daddy? Was your highly cogent and logical argument intended to sway us to your way of thinking and thus snatch us back from the very maw of eternal damnation? Why do you even care? I mean, think about it, if you save us from our nihilistic nirvana and we all meet in heaven, you’ll have to share that same heaven with all of us, and we’d just end up dressing as pirates and giving Jesus wedgies. Mayhaps you have something to gain? An etheric merit badge? Purchase points for the number of souls save that you can use to buy an electric toilet scrubber/shoe polisher or any one of a million other useless kitschy detritus from a heavenly equivalent to an Amway catalog?
Is it possible that your post is purely an infantile knee-jerk reaction to something that is different and scares you with non-conformity? If that is the case, would not you, then, be the child?
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oops
edit: saved
In my fervor I seem to have forgotten to match cases and use appropriate declension.
Most humble apologies to all.
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Re: “dressing as pirates and giving Jesus wedgies”
Dear CaptMadRogerFlint(Esqr),
nikkiee and I need to go get some work done, which is not going happen if we keep coming back here and bustin’a'gut every few minutes.
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Crulix—what a ridiculous name. How can I expect to take you seriously with such a stupid name? Not that I’d take you seriously anyway, of course. You proved yourself wrong with your silly preaching:
“If you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.”
First of all, you acknowledge the existence of another deity apart from your own. Isn’t that, according to your erroneous system of belief, blasphemy? Secondly, since the Flying Spaghetti Monster=God, how can He have lost?
“You have no faith.”
If we have no faith, how do you rationalize our belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
“You probably cant even tell me what faith means.”
Because you, with your immaculate grammar and infinite divine wisdom, could divulge that sacred and little known information to us.
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I’m a kid.
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Me and my imaginary friends too. (err…I mean 4)
RAmen
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Faith is what people have when they ain’t got brains.
Go play with your imaginary friends. And keep them to yourself, you pitiful atavism.
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Who? me?
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I think I am in love with CaptMadRogerFlint(Esqr)! Thank you, Captain, for the best possible response to Crulix.
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And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
BS. how could he have lost when God dident show up?
Because he didnt, because he isnt real.
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I read the entire Gospel(of the FSM) yesterday, and all that enlightenment reeeeeeeeally hurt my eyes. Proper grammar rules!
FSM pwns, RAmen, etc.
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always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
”
I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.
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–Sean
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I’m not a kid… I’m 32! Of course I am a guy, so maybe I am a kid…
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Ay the name is awful. Who would name then selves after a method of horrible execution? I mean pirate probably died on the cross! (Well it was the shape or a capital y) Name you self something cool and meaning full like my name. It the scientific name for portbeagle sharks that only quickly and almost painlessly killed the fools that took more than there fair share on pirate ships. Also take away the port part and it’s the ship Darwin sailed on. The I will bother reading your hate mail.
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You have obviously taken the teachings of Happy Bunny way too seriously. IE: Grammer Suks Big Tim. I may not like grammer a whole lot when it gets to the advanced stuff, but at least I knew enough to pass the 5th grade. And, by the way, faith is a sincere and devoted belief in something. For example: I sincerely have faith in the fact that you are an idiot. Cheers^_^
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I don’t think it is necessary to rant about Crulix’s name. Sure it is derrived from that horrible way to die, but it is also a symbol of their profet being sacrificed. It would be like Crulix making fun of everyone here who has an eye-patch in their name. Also our names are not that much better. Cap’n Odin Fry encompasses the names of 2 Norse gods while he argues for FSMism and my name is completely meaningless.
Lets all be kids and call each other poopoo-heads.
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FAITH – belief without reason
FAITH – rationalizing the irrational
I have faith that a giant air-borne, invisible wad of pasta is as releveant to my life as well….umm….did you guys ver figure out whether you worship god, Jesus and the ummm Holy Spirit individually, as the smae being or just god and Jesus?
You Chrisitians figure out who you worship and I’ll take the FSM, the mountain, the trees and a midget.
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FAITH – sticking your head in the sand coz reality is just too damn hard.
FAITH – getting as many people as possible to join you to legitimise this pursuit. Maybe even get it drafted into law. (Starting with the schools!)
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Ha-ha! Crulix’s blind faith and idiocy tickles my brain!
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Everyone has faith. I have faith the ground wont dissove below me
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Faith: The best way to avoid paying taxes outside of the Bahamas
Faith: An excuse to wear silly clothes in public.
Faith: The source of some good holidays, and the target of some better satire.
Faith: Justification for mass murder, crusades, poligamy and other crimes against humanity.
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“Just let him talk. He’ll disprove everything he says himself if you give him enough space…”
Its true: these people disprove what is in their own holy book. Here’s a quote from the bible.
“..and god be everywhere you go, everywhere. In the clouds, in the seas, and in the forests….”
And a fundies explanation of the evils in the world?
“Evil is the absence of god.”
So, given enough space, fundies can disprove their own holy books!!
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So god is every were but also not? Also i believe FSM could beat the Christian god. And I’m not lost i know exactly were i am. So when is to late to realize what were doing is wrong. If i realized it was wrong tomorrow (dont worry I wont) then that would be to late? To late for what? A party? a bus? Salvation? The breakfast menu?
And a finally note I’m not a kid. I in know way resemble a young goat.
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The bible is funny, so I made a ytmnd making fun of the event that happens after God judges you after death.
http://themutualrelationship.ytmnd.com/
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“Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix”
1. its “you’re”
2. i might not be able to tell you what faith means, but i can tell you that in my case its quite tasty!
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“1. its “you’re—
I admire your attempt, however if you insist on correcting people you should use correct grammar yourself: 1. it is “you’re,” or 1. it’s “you’re.”
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Yes, however the distinction between “its” and “it’s” is not as noticeable as the distinction between “your” and “you’re”
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In my first term at university, some years ago, I kept accidentally sticking apostrophes in ‘its’ even though I knew it was wrong.
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After a few weeks, I got an essay back from my supervisor with a huge cross and circle over one of these errors, with a comment scribbled next to it: ‘What *are* we going to do about this intrusive posessive?’
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What indeed?
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Faith trumps grammar. When you believe your are right, you are right, and that’s all there is to it, even if you are wrong, because when one has faith, one doesn’t actually need to know anything, because you know it all already, even the things you don’t know, because faith makes up for it, because faith is holy ignorance, and since it is holy, it’s not ignorant, because it automatically gives you a direct connection to God (T1, not crappy DSL or cable), which makes you all-knowing by association, so having faith is just like knowing everything, even if you don’t know anything, except what your preacher and parents tell you to know. Couldn’t be simpler.
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Obviously, from all the hatemail posts I’ve seen, faith and grammar can’t peacefully co-exist.
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@Mike Meier
Yes Mike. No need to question anything.
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Faith: belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence
ha!
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we have no faith? You’re the one getting offended by something so outragious as a Flying Spaghetti Monster! If other religions are the work of the devil (as is what chritianity teaches) then you give the devil much power. Turn the other cheek, because heckling and judging anyone wont change their mind.
Silence is Noodly delicious.
RAmen
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mates all i have to say is. i am a christian, and i cant understand why we’re all getting so upset over the flying spaghetti monster. i mean.. its a fucking ball of spaghetti. what kind of person who is secure in their faith gets so threatened by that. i say keep up the good work gentlemen.
p.s. i plan on purchasing t shirts and passing out fliers to the crazy church people who stand on the streets in orlando preaching about christianity.
in the name of the noodle, feta cheeni, and holy flying spaghetti monster. amen.
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Precisely. People who are truly secure in their beliefs wouldn’t get so riled up abou it. When anyone responds to something with venom and hatred, it’s because they feel threatened by it…just the same way that the majority of homophobics display repressed homosexual tendancies (i laughed when i read the study that tested this, but it is true – out of a large number of heterosexual volunteers, the majority those who professed to “hate gays” showed greater sexual arousal when presented with pictures of same-sex nudity than those who showed more tolerance).
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Faith? You imply that its a good thing. What makes you think that? Oh, I know, your FAITH itself, maybe? Get it?
Seems to me believing things without evidence is BAD and would leave to bad decisions.
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Theoretical evidence of evolution
Mathematical models of evolution, pioneered by the likes of Sewall Wright, Ronald Fisher and J. B. S. Haldane and extended via diffusion theory by Motoo Kimura, allow predictions about the genetic structure of evolving populations. Direct examination of the genetic structure of modern populations via DNA sequencing has recently allowed verification of many of these predictions. For example, the “Out of Africa” theory of human origins, which states that modern humans developed in Africa and a small sub-population migrated out (undergoing a population bottleneck), implies that modern populations should show the signatures of this migration pattern. Specifically, post-bottleneck populations (Europeans and Asians) should show lower overall genetic diversity and a more uniform distribution of allele frequencies compared to the African population. Both of these predictions are borne out by actual data from a number of studies.
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indeed. in fact, most of the population of the world carries only a fraction of the genetic variation to be found in Africa. hell, Africa has tribal peoples who grow to four feet tall and have only two toes on each foot. i wonder what the advocates of “man is made in God’s image” make of that…
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Yaaargh! We Pirates and Wenches don’t need no steenking FAITH. Thar’s TELEPHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF of His Noodly Goodness right hyar:http://fim1ur2.blogspot.com/2006/10/presenting-telescopic-proof-of.htmlMay we all be touched by His Noodly Appendage.RAmen!
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Yeah! Faith implies that there’s no way you can prove something, but we can PROVE the exsistance of his Noodly Appendage! We have scientific evidence! YAY GRAPHS! And for the record, pastafarians come from all age groups, just as members of the other religions do.
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“you have no faith”
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I hope you were talking directly to me, as you are correct I have none at all and I am so proud. Faith is ignorance!
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@Devil Ponies -
His/her religion clearly does not make him/her happy. If it did, s/he’d wouldn’t go around spouting hate.
@CaptMadRogerFlint(Esqr)
Freakin’ hilarious. Let’s get married.
Now I have to actually work while I’m at work. I know many of you feel my pain.
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Unless you become like one of these “little children” (kids) you will never enter the kingdom of your own God.
(I’m so happy whenever I’m able to use someone’s own gospel against himself/herself!)
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I am delighted to say that I have no faith.
What a terrible little evil faith is- a determination to believe something despite, and maybe because, there is no evidence for it whatsoever.
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program Faith;
begin
. if ((Faith=virtue) or (faith=even necessary) or (Faith=useful)) and (Faith delsuional) then
. begin
. PigsFly(Sacramento, 6:00 AM, Los Angeles, 8:00 AM); {Saddle up!}
. UFOAbduction(Grandma, 1949); {Explains a lot about the old gal}
. LochNessLives(’In my bathtub”); {It’s a big tub}
. BigFootFound(’Your Neighborhood’); {I’m leaving out a plate of milk and cookies}
. ToothFairy(tonight, bicuspid, $1); {$2 for root canals}
. Weather(”Act of God”); {Has nothing to do with the sun, rotaion of earth, etc.}
. end
. else
. FSM;
end. {RAmen}
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this site is lame if you ask me
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