Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
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George Michael can tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about ‘faith’. We would have nothing to strive to be better than if Assholes such ass yourself didn’t invade our sanctum. See, I can misspell words too.
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“You probably cant even tell me what faith means.”
Most of us here could tell you what faith means, but it appears you don’t know what GRAMMAR means. :)
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take a look at YOUR religion;
there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. and if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
but he loves you. he loves you, and he needs money! he always needs money! he’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.
the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up. war, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the ice capades. something is definitely wrong. this is not good work. is this the best your god can do?
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^ hahaha i love a little george carlin at night
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Well, even if we are these so called “kids”, we’re apparently more adult than you, because we actually know how to use grammar. Imagine that.
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;) C&P’d it, cause he makes a lick of sense.
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We are pointing fingers?! You are the one writing an email to a site, and you are judging us. Pot meet the kettle…
Ramen.
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“You probably cant even tell me what faith means.â€
Can you?
I can tell you what faith means to me Crulix, The Grammatically Challenged. It is something for people like you, who don’t have the strength to accept that life ends upon their death. It is a crutch these people use to limp their way towards an imagined eternal paradise that has all of the imagination of a third grader’s list to Santa Claus.
And what exactly did you expect to happen when you spouted your rhetoric on the Pirate’s flagship anyways?
-Yaaaaarrrrr!
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I am left speechless by your astounding maturity on this matter. However, i think your point might have been a bit clearer if you had acted a bit more adult than my SIX YEAR OLD BROTHER!!!! oy vey, all these christians!
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Faith, now let me think, I’m pretty sure I heard that one before, oh that’s right. Faith, I believe it had two definitions: 1. Belief that by definition cannot use evidence to support its claim 2. Complete and utter bull****
I personally support both definitions, however you may choose to use whichever you prefer.
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nice one bri! i think i’ll go with number two. speaking of number two, i was thinking of intelligent design…
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FSM, would never fight another god. FSM isn’t self-involved and would never pick a fight with another god.
I’ll throw this one right back at you cause it’s just aswell founded as when u threw it at us> “you have no faith”
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I’m 54 years old and I GET it. This stuff is FUNNY. Get bent.
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“Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.”
You have us confused with bible toting idiots.
BTW, what exactly is faith. I would say:
1 a : allegiance to duty or a person : LOYALTY b (1) : fidelity to one’s promises (2) : sincerity of intentions
2 a (1) : belief and trust in and loyalty to God (2) : belief in the traditional doctrines of a religion b (1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2) : complete trust
3 : something that is believed especially with strong conviction; especially : a system of religious beliefs
How close am I?
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Nothing can ruin your whack-time more than seeing a woman get crapped on by a donkey. This is the gospel according to Ferd.
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I just hope you can find faith in FSM, or grammar.
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you’re calling us the kids, but you seem to have the english capabilities of an embryo. id be fighting for your religion if i were you, but it already lost.see, i dumbed the previous sentence down so that you would understand.
sincerely,
blubbery joe
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Ahah! See, that’s just the thing. I’m not a kid, and you can’t control me. I have faith in plenty, but not in your religion or God. I never will. Get over it.
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Crulix,
can I come over to your house and play with your Jesus Dolly??
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Crulix,
We had Faith!!!!
We have moved beyond Faith!!
We now have good statistical data which indicates that 98% of all Godbothers are Grammatically challanged. Only 77% can not spell. And 100% can not READ! But hey, not necessary when you have FAITH!
May you be touched by his Noodly Appendage.
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it’s sad that we even waste our time validating comments like that of the original poster. it should be plainly obvious how foolish christianity’s beliefs are, but these people just don’t get it, and never will.
amazing, the power of brainwashing.
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Mmuuummm……..RAT stole my marbles.
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At least we can spell. Oh noes, we’re trying to be BETTER?!
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*Ahem*
You mean “you’re” all just kids
Getting the punctuation right would have to be essential when “kids” can spell better than you.
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Crulix,
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‘Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers’
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Spot the irony? Clue – think ‘pot’ and ‘kettle’.
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Oh noes… His noodly appendage cannot win again god… why?
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Fight never started… other player missing.
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CAN YOU SPELL HYPOCRIT?
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Just let him talk. He’ll disprove everything he says himself if you give him enough space. That’s what I do with these people. Look at the new film Jesus Camp, which is actually being promoted, and supported by the people in the film. They look like freakish fundamentalist nutbars, but they are so disconnected from reality, they think that the movie will help their cause. Come on Crulix, one more post. Please!!!
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@Your all just KIDS.
You’re all just OLD.
@always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
I don’t remember saying I was better than you.
@when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
We already realize what we’re doing- and if it was too late, we wouldn’t be doing it. And, if you mean that we’re going to hell for protesting ID in schools- then it’s not too late for that either. We’re protesting… and we’re not in hell yet.
@FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
I can trap lightning in a bottle and I still don’t know wtf that sentence meant…
@And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
Please point out where anything on this site says “My god can beat your god.”
@You have no faith.
Better than having no brain…
@You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
@-Crulix
-Steven.
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“FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.”
Well doen – that is half the point of the FSM.
“And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.”
WRONG – it’s a FLAT DRAW. This is the other half of the point of FSM.
God, FSM, YHWH, Ra, Vishnu, and any other god you care to name are all as plausible as each of the others, each has precisely the same degree of evidence to support thier existence: ZERO
(Sorry to re-sate the obvious, but some people justodon’t get FSM!)
For all the roll playing (some of which can be counterproductive), no-one actually believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, doofus.
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So much hatred. Goodness, would your God be so happy with you wpouting ridiculous grammatically challenged words of anger toward us Spaghetti loving descendents of pirates?
Make love, not war.
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*spouting
Forgive my lack of typing ability.
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>>FSM can beat GOD
Ahh, I see a fundamental flaw in your (note correct use of your) argument – you see God cannot BEAT the FSM because….
God IS FSM.
And we do have faith, for instance, I have faith the FSM will correct your grammar, curb your arrogant and accusatory nature and allow you to see the righteousness of our beliefs.
Of course, if he doesn’t you still don’t need to worry because the FSM does not punish, burn, flay, rip or otherwise rend the flesh or souls of unbelivers….
refreshing isn’t it?
See you by the Beer volcano, Student!
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look whose pointing the finger now!….
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No-one believes in the FSM? Complete rubbish. I myself would commit suicide to get to my Piratey Paradise if I didn’t have more important things to do.
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This is just a classic example of a Creationist/Godbothering type.
No-one else is right
No-one else’s God exists.
If I don’t know how something happened, God did it.
If I don’t know how something works, God did it.
Basically, the big guy in the sky is responsible for everything – but somehow, he can’t even teach his followers to spell right?
That doesn’t sound very God-ly to me…
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http://www.swollentip.com
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Faith…oh yes…I remember Faith…Damn she was limber
Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, now that’s talent.
RAmen
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“I myself would commit suicide to get to my Piratey Paradise ”
LOL
(I did mention over role-playing, didn’t I? Misspelled it too.)
:-)
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Hey, I happen to be 41 and I am DAMN PROUD of these “Kids” With grace and humor they are taking on 4000 years of ingrained superstion and prideful ignorance.
Oh, you asked about faith, it is the minds ability to accept as “true” things that cannot be proven. Great, you have the ability to belive any lies you wish to tell youself, nifty talent! Now try learning some provable facts about your world and see if that isn’t a little more diffecult but alot more satisfying!
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1) Technically, I am a kid, yes, I’m 15.
2) I try not to point fingers (like some people *hint-hint*)
3) FSM cannot beat god, cause it IS god, duh.
4) I have faith that He will deliver us from all evil.
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Fortunately with people like Crulix around the argument for “intelligent” design falls flat on its face. I would doubt that an all powerful creator would create in his own image a slavering half wit. So therefore if you can follow my logic….
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At least we have tastier sacraments! Mmmm, Spaghetti – communion wafers, boring!
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Well, lets put it this way, Crulix. Your religion makes you happy, the FSM makes us happy. Isn’t that what ANY god would want? The FSM or your God did not put us on this earth to be unhappy, so relax, sit back and learn how to laugh. Reamember that, when you feel like putting down someone elses religion.
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lets see, i used 2 be a christian 2 and guess what its never 2 late 2 repent even though there is little to no point
Ramen
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“Hey, I happen to be 41 and I am DAMN PROUD of these “Kids†With grace and humor they are taking on 4000 years of ingrained superstion and prideful ignorance.
Oh, you asked about faith, it is the minds ability to accept as “true†things that cannot be proven. Great, you have the ability to belive any lies you wish to tell youself, nifty talent! Now try learning some provable facts about your world and see if that isn’t a little more diffecult but alot more satisfying! ”
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My eyes are welling up with tears, I love you too man!
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Maybe if you add some garlic and butter to those communion wafers they may compliment our spaghetti. mmmmm.
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Is it a bad thing to be addicted to reading the hate mail here? WWFSMD?
And I must STOP [smack hand] reading at work! It’s getting more and more difficult to explain the outbursts of laughter. I will keep repeating: “Bookkeeping is boring, Bookkeeping is boring. Bookkeeping is not a laughing matter.” Then one of these nutty buddies writes a new one and all self-control is out the window.
RAmen
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faith- noun- confidence or trust in a person or thing
there see? i told you what it is
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Hey crulix? You said we were “always pointing fingers” guess which finger I’m pointing? If you give up there’s a hint below.
HINT: its the one in the middle!
RAmen!
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Yet again, I laugh till I pee. You people crack me up. Stop getting offended by us and go to church! Don’t you have some praying to do to your so called, “all mighty God”? I’m so very glad that I don’t have to worry about going to a fiery death, like God wants us to. Instead, I get to die and live among the many beer volcanoes!
Ramen!
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