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Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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That man in the sky Cookie talks about,I know him, that’s Santa . I like him, which is strange because jolly old fat men with beards who are always trying to get kids to sit on their laps normaly creep me out ,but he brings me candy and cleans the fireplace out pretty good once a year,so he’s O.K. by me. Cupcake if you know where I can get a dick too please spill the beans!!!!They’ve always looked like so much fun to own.
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The Cupcake is a real wanker.
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Share, dam you ,don’t be selfish!
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I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. Thank you. And (i know i shouldn’t start a sentence with it, but who cares?) who gave you the right to assume that people of an intelligent nature wouldn’t have time for a joke? That is highly offensive and blatantly incorrect
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Oh Penne, you’re sweet. We all have a penis. I swear we do. Check out the female spotted hyena and you will know what I mean. We all have one. Girls just have a smaller one. And I love presents too and I will do ANYTHING to get them. I mean ANYTHING!!!!! So yes, santa all the way. I am going to ask for two goats and whole cookie jar full of meth. And a peddal car for a 110 pound alcoholic adult (me).
And I AM a wanker Mad John Kidd!!! You are right. But wait, can a girl be a wanker?
Love,
Cupcake
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Eye gouger…you are a brilliant person. Good work. I agree 100 percent as I am sure many others do. I decided a long time ago I have little time for anything but jokes and I do enjoy offending beliefs. Don’t be like me, you will get much farther and get more people to listen by being diplomatic. Your ideas are wonderful and (in my opinion) true.
Love,
Cupcake
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You don’t just love me cos im irish, cupcake? :P thnks btw. Now i’m Blushing. lol
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I saw that show about the spotted hyena, but she still got screwed in the end-pun-pun-
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never saw her give any back either.
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@Your all just KIDS.
So? I am a kid. I know many Pastafarian’s are adults too. (Did you believe in a god when you were a kid? assuming the fact that you aren’t still one. ( but with that grammer its hard to tell))
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@always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
I didn’t point a finger? Did anyone else? Also I am better, at grammer at least.
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@when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
To late for what? Going to a magical land in the clouds, filled with togas, harps, and rules? Sounds fun… I’d rather there be no afterlife then go to that horrible place. (By the way they can go in those clouds now, there aren’t any harps.)
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@FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
What the hell are you talking about? Ever heard of proof reading?
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@And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
Did anyone say that? I don’t think so. (Also I really enjoyed your “GOD” statement, the all capital letters thing really tells me alot about your character. (Hint- All of it is bad!)) Also that ellipsis used to make a dramatic pause really helped your argument of random accusation based on no proof. (Hmm sort of like your religion, eh? (yes I am Canadian))
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@you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
I’m glad i have no faith its completely based on speculation. Idiots hoping for a a fairy tale they heard as a kid to come true. Faith- belief that is not based on proof, there! All the proof you could come up with beaten by six words. (not to mention the million of pages of proof proving evolution)
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Sorry in my last paragraph I put “i” not “I”. Also I put a double “a” in between “for” and “fairy”. Please forgive me my Noodly Lord.
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In the Name of Noodles.
Merciful Lord of Tomato Sauce.
RAmen
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Its You’re not Your.
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no you are finger pointing– not us
it is called a civil right- freedom of thought etc– read up on it
and I am a kid at heart but in a middle aged body– wanna see my noodly wrinkles?
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no……..no,no, no
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Yup. We’re all kids. You got us. First of all, let me clean up your beautifully *cough* typed paragraph.
“You’re all just KIDS.
You are always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
When you realize what you are doing wrong, it’s going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
You have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix ”
First of all, what does finger pointing have to do with all this? Generally, when someone points fingers, it means they are blaming someone else. Next, we aren’t trying to prove that FSM is better (even though it is). Yes, I already found out that I should really be doing my homework, and yes it is already too late to change that fact. But no, our beliefe in FSM is totally right on. I really have no idea what your next sentence meant. And yes, God already lost. We do have faith, lots of it, and yes i can tell you what faith is. According to http://www.m-w.com, faith is an “allegiance to duty or a person : LOYALTY ”
RAmen, Crulix you dumbass
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Hey guys…stop bashing Crulix. It’s not his fault he is a religous nutter. He might have very low thought process and reasoning ability, parents that beat him savagely and installed the false god into his childhood psyche, or a large bell mounted on top of his head that rings every five seconds as so he can’t think about all the flaws in his ridiculous religion. WWFSMD? I think FSM would try to show love for those of lower thought process…so, instead of attacking crulix and trying to explain things to him he can’t possibly understand, let’s just show him a little love.
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You are just a KID Crulix: a Killing, Idiot, Dumb-non-believer-who-shall-eternally-be-smitten-by-his-not-so-saucy-appendage.
Unless you let him forgive you for your anti-pasta sins.
RAmen.
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“And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.”
Hey look! He affirms the exitance of FSM!
Praise be to pasta of all kinds!
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The definitions of faith in my opinion
1. putting all hope in somebody who isn’t there
2. though not completely shure, making sure that things will go your way
3. rejecting all science for a god who was invented by man many years ago
The faith i have is put into the scientists, not the bigoted pastors
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I agree with that, we’re all just KIDS of FSM..
Also I bet you can’t even tell me what satire means.
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@ jesus christ — of faith
“I don’t need faith, I have experience.” — Joseph Cambell
This experience comes from science.
RAmen
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You know, you can’t call evryone here kids if you haven’t met each and everyone on this site. It’s not wise to make such completely wrong statements, or use incorect grammar.
As for what you said, FSM never tried to provoke a fight with your god. In this case it seems like you, representing your faith and your god, have tried to start a fight with us, FSM and the Pastafarians.
heck, for all we know God and FSM may be best friends, may hate each other, or one/neither may exist. Plenty of people have already defined faith, but here’s my two bits:
Faith is a devotion to something, and a willingness to stand up for it no matter what other people say or what proof the bring forward to thwart you. Happy?
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Faith; noun 1) strong belief in something, esp. without proof. 2) a specific system of religious beliefs.
There, how was that for a definition of what faith is? The only Truth is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Everything in nature mimics the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages! All hail the FSM!
RAMEN!
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ahh, well …i guess some of us still need to impose our opinions on others, if u do have faith in god, why not in humans? we can make our own decisions …all hail him the almighty
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oh and why would calling us “kids” be an insult… i wonder can u comprehand that it doesnt matter what age u are… it is still feasible for children to have faith…becuase they dont know any better…ingorance is bliss…innoccent
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@Crulix
What’s yor problem?
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dear Crulix, if you believe in 4 kids from palestine (2000 years ago), why we can’t believe in FSM?
Is this less real?
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don’t mind this guy who calls us all kids. it’s really not his fault. there are plenty of smart people who are christians (I know, it’s hard to believe). the difference between us and them quite often is our upbringing. think of religion as a syndrome; something which affects people at birth and stays with them their whole lives. it’s like a blindfold, and it’s scary…against all reason, against all the truth which is standing right in front of them, religious people will do just ignore it, like how a 2-year-old will put his fingers in his ears, stomp his feet and scream “NO! NO! NO! NO!”
and the best part about FSMism is that, like all religions, it can’t be proven to be untrue! it holds as much actual truth as christianity, or any other religion. rock on.
Faith –
1) Belief in something when there’s no proof to uphold this belief.
2) Bullshit.
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@dafsaefweafewfw
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Actually, quite a lot of pastafarians were brought up under other religions. once they saw that those religions were, well, bullcrap, they decided to leave. other than that, your post was quite accurate.
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the main reason people believe other religions is because they were indoctrinated by their parents, school or any other people with a large infulence over their life (and hence now the precentage of people who believe in the main religions is falling). With FSMism, there is no indoctrination, people make up their own mind.
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@ “God”
hence where the term, “Blind faith” comes from. Which is why I believe that if anyone is going to follow any religion, in order to truly believe it, one must first find out what else is out there. “Because Mommy told me so” is never a good reason to base your life around something. My parents never took me to a church, synogogue, etc. I had to decide for myself what was right or wrong. That’s the way it should be. If you come to the conclusion that FSMism makes the most sense, then you are free to follow it as you wish. Just so long as you aren’t doing it to follow someone else who seems to know what they’re doing.
I don’t believe in FSM, but I understand the cause of it’s followers. Although I think that people should be able to believe in what they want.
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@God & Cindy: I believe that I will raise my children Roman Catholic as a means of providing a strong moral standard. I will encourage them to explore other faiths, and like me they may end up here. I myself was raised Roman Catholic and studied other religions including Budism, Judaism, and Norse. I don’t think blind faith is bad as a starting point as long as there is acceptence and willingness to learn.
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As a means of a belief structure I feel religion can be very dangerous, but as a means of culture and morals there is little better. For every fanatic out there – no matter what religion – there is at least two people doing good. That is where I see the benifit of a structured church.
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All I have to say is define faith…
Faith is a belief, trust, or confidence, not based merely on logic, reason, or empirical data, but based fundamentally on volition often associated with a transpersonal relationship with God, a higher power, a person, elements of nature, and/or a perception of the human race as a whole. Faith can be placed in a person, inanimate object, state of affairs, proposition or body of propositions such as a religious creed.
I can go into detail, but doesn’t that say that if you have to have faith, you have to be illogical?
YOU ILLOLGICAL CREATURE OF AN UNSEEN CREATURE!!!
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!
*Praise to FSM*
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Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m relatively certain that faith is an old wooden ship from the civil war era.
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“You can’t even tell me what faith means”
Definitions
1. Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing.
2. Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence. See Synonyms at belief, trust.
3. Loyalty to a person or thing; allegiance: keeping faith with one’s supporters.
4. often Faith Christianity The theological virtue defined as secure belief in God and a trusting acceptance of God’s will.
5. The body of dogma of a religion: the Muslim faith.
6. A set of principles or beliefs.
Synonyms
Absolute certainty in the trustworthiness of another: belief, confidence, dependence, reliance, trust. See belief
Mental acceptance of the truth or actuality of something: belief, credence, credit. See opinion
A system of religious belief: confession, creed, denomination, persuasion, religion, sect. See religion
Those who accept and practice a particular religious belief: church, communion, denomination, persuasion, sect. See religion
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ooh, nice way to shoot down insult joe ! (:
and why does every single christian/atheist who comes on this site have to yap his mouth about we are stupid/wrong. do we pastafarians go to christan site and type insult about christianity?? no. we don’t. leave us alone or we will be forced to have some serious action! i don’t mean war. war is against FSMism.
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You’re right, I have no faith. People like you made me lose it.
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Faith is believing in something no matter how outrageous and idiotic it is. And religion is VERY outrageous and idiotic.
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faith is simply manifest delusion……..you arrogant twat.
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Paul M.
Windsor, Ontario
Canada…skepticuss advcati.
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