Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
Sorry in my last paragraph I put “i” not “I”. Also I put a double “a” in between “for” and “fairy”. Please forgive me my Noodly Lord.
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In the Name of Noodles.
Merciful Lord of Tomato Sauce.
RAmen
Its You’re not Your.
no you are finger pointing– not us
it is called a civil right- freedom of thought etc– read up on it
and I am a kid at heart but in a middle aged body– wanna see my noodly wrinkles?
no……..no,no, no
Yup. We’re all kids. You got us. First of all, let me clean up your beautifully *cough* typed paragraph.
“You’re all just KIDS.
You are always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
When you realize what you are doing wrong, it’s going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
You have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix ”
First of all, what does finger pointing have to do with all this? Generally, when someone points fingers, it means they are blaming someone else. Next, we aren’t trying to prove that FSM is better (even though it is). Yes, I already found out that I should really be doing my homework, and yes it is already too late to change that fact. But no, our beliefe in FSM is totally right on. I really have no idea what your next sentence meant. And yes, God already lost. We do have faith, lots of it, and yes i can tell you what faith is. According to www.m-w.com, faith is an “allegiance to duty or a person : LOYALTY ”
RAmen, Crulix you dumbass
Hey guys…stop bashing Crulix. It’s not his fault he is a religous nutter. He might have very low thought process and reasoning ability, parents that beat him savagely and installed the false god into his childhood psyche, or a large bell mounted on top of his head that rings every five seconds as so he can’t think about all the flaws in his ridiculous religion. WWFSMD? I think FSM would try to show love for those of lower thought process…so, instead of attacking crulix and trying to explain things to him he can’t possibly understand, let’s just show him a little love.
You are just a KID Crulix: a Killing, Idiot, Dumb-non-believer-who-shall-eternally-be-smitten-by-his-not-so-saucy-appendage.
Unless you let him forgive you for your anti-pasta sins.
RAmen.
“And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.”
Hey look! He affirms the exitance of FSM!
Praise be to pasta of all kinds!
The definitions of faith in my opinion
1. putting all hope in somebody who isn’t there
2. though not completely shure, making sure that things will go your way
3. rejecting all science for a god who was invented by man many years ago
The faith i have is put into the scientists, not the bigoted pastors
I agree with that, we’re all just KIDS of FSM..
Also I bet you can’t even tell me what satire means.
@ jesus christ — of faith
“I don’t need faith, I have experience.” — Joseph Cambell
This experience comes from science.
RAmen
You know, you can’t call evryone here kids if you haven’t met each and everyone on this site. It’s not wise to make such completely wrong statements, or use incorect grammar.
As for what you said, FSM never tried to provoke a fight with your god. In this case it seems like you, representing your faith and your god, have tried to start a fight with us, FSM and the Pastafarians.
heck, for all we know God and FSM may be best friends, may hate each other, or one/neither may exist. Plenty of people have already defined faith, but here’s my two bits:
Faith is a devotion to something, and a willingness to stand up for it no matter what other people say or what proof the bring forward to thwart you. Happy?
Faith; noun 1) strong belief in something, esp. without proof. 2) a specific system of religious beliefs.
There, how was that for a definition of what faith is? The only Truth is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Everything in nature mimics the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendages! All hail the FSM!
RAMEN!
ahh, well …i guess some of us still need to impose our opinions on others, if u do have faith in god, why not in humans? we can make our own decisions …all hail him the almighty
oh and why would calling us “kids” be an insult… i wonder can u comprehand that it doesnt matter what age u are… it is still feasible for children to have faith…becuase they dont know any better…ingorance is bliss…innoccent
@Crulix
What’s yor problem?
dear Crulix, if you believe in 4 kids from palestine (2000 years ago), why we can’t believe in FSM?
Is this less real?
don’t mind this guy who calls us all kids. it’s really not his fault. there are plenty of smart people who are christians (I know, it’s hard to believe). the difference between us and them quite often is our upbringing. think of religion as a syndrome; something which affects people at birth and stays with them their whole lives. it’s like a blindfold, and it’s scary…against all reason, against all the truth which is standing right in front of them, religious people will do just ignore it, like how a 2-year-old will put his fingers in his ears, stomp his feet and scream “NO! NO! NO! NO!”
and the best part about FSMism is that, like all religions, it can’t be proven to be untrue! it holds as much actual truth as christianity, or any other religion. rock on.
Faith -
1) Belief in something when there’s no proof to uphold this belief.
2) Bullshit.
@dafsaefweafewfw
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Actually, quite a lot of pastafarians were brought up under other religions. once they saw that those religions were, well, bullcrap, they decided to leave. other than that, your post was quite accurate.
the main reason people believe other religions is because they were indoctrinated by their parents, school or any other people with a large infulence over their life (and hence now the precentage of people who believe in the main religions is falling). With FSMism, there is no indoctrination, people make up their own mind.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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