Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I believe in athletic gymnasium. I believe in nude power and maxing it out for strength. I do not agree with exhausting aerobics like the non-believers seem to think is the only way to keep a body in good working condition. I take it to the streets for a little “hand to hand” if someone thinks they can tell me MY way of getting to the meat of a problem is the wrong way to conduct business. I am in it to build on what was already put there by CHIRST ON HIS THRONE! And I am in it for raw muscle. Muscle and power. NUDE POWER!!! How can you forget that the one who gave us raw power and nude strength was a man who knows the meaning of working his meat? He knew what it was like to work his meat for the father and so I work my meat too. And I take it all the way to the top and into the streets if someone telle me not to pass go and collect my dues. We are all in it to win. Winning in the streets and working our meat for Christ because he gave a chance at something true (finally). I love athletic gymnasium!!!!! No women allowed because they will never be as true to JEsus as a raw, nude man full of power and strength, willing to kill for the lord.
Cupcake did you dick get smaller when you took all those steroids?
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You know the brain needs exercices too!
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I guess I’ll be meeting you in the street!!!!
Meat vs. Meat!!!
Love,
Cupcake ala meatcake
“nowtheworldhasmeating”…nice…
Cupcake
Stop playing with yourself!
Fruitloop!
Head of evangelical churches busted for buying drugs and hving sex with male escort.
hahaha
Cupcake you are a little weasel go away!
Come on. Buy in. It’s cheap. Two for the price of one. No! Make that three for the price of one. Father, son and holy ghost. So much man…
Everyone loves a good old fashioned church scandle nikkiee. That story was begging to be leaked..didn’t you see his sinful lips working their pretty lies? Jesus is staying put and a pretty face along with some good detective work won’t change that.
Come on “Nowtheworld” so on and so on…
You were the one who wrote of “satire”, surely you understand it when you see it then right?
Let’s try and get you saved!!!!
And I don’t even have a dick…unless you are speaking on an evoloutionary level then I suppose I do in a way…hmmmmm. Yes, I think I do have one! Maybe I am a Christian after all!!!!!!
Wanna buy a bag of pills?
Love,
Cupcake
Sorry it was all my “selfish gene” being activated. Fight or flight. I am just a lonely boozer who can’t spell trying to show off on-line because I am too ugly to show my face in public.
Love,
Cupcake
That man in the sky Cookie talks about,I know him, that’s Santa . I like him, which is strange because jolly old fat men with beards who are always trying to get kids to sit on their laps normaly creep me out ,but he brings me candy and cleans the fireplace out pretty good once a year,so he’s O.K. by me. Cupcake if you know where I can get a dick too please spill the beans!!!!They’ve always looked like so much fun to own.
The Cupcake is a real wanker.
Share, dam you ,don’t be selfish!
I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. Thank you. And (i know i shouldn’t start a sentence with it, but who cares?) who gave you the right to assume that people of an intelligent nature wouldn’t have time for a joke? That is highly offensive and blatantly incorrect
Oh Penne, you’re sweet. We all have a penis. I swear we do. Check out the female spotted hyena and you will know what I mean. We all have one. Girls just have a smaller one. And I love presents too and I will do ANYTHING to get them. I mean ANYTHING!!!!! So yes, santa all the way. I am going to ask for two goats and whole cookie jar full of meth. And a peddal car for a 110 pound alcoholic adult (me).
And I AM a wanker Mad John Kidd!!! You are right. But wait, can a girl be a wanker?
Love,
Cupcake
Eye gouger…you are a brilliant person. Good work. I agree 100 percent as I am sure many others do. I decided a long time ago I have little time for anything but jokes and I do enjoy offending beliefs. Don’t be like me, you will get much farther and get more people to listen by being diplomatic. Your ideas are wonderful and (in my opinion) true.
Love,
Cupcake
You don’t just love me cos im irish, cupcake? :P thnks btw. Now i’m Blushing. lol
I saw that show about the spotted hyena, but she still got screwed in the end-pun-pun-
never saw her give any back either.
@Your all just KIDS.
So? I am a kid. I know many Pastafarian’s are adults too. (Did you believe in a god when you were a kid? assuming the fact that you aren’t still one. ( but with that grammer its hard to tell))
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@always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
I didn’t point a finger? Did anyone else? Also I am better, at grammer at least.
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@when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
To late for what? Going to a magical land in the clouds, filled with togas, harps, and rules? Sounds fun… I’d rather there be no afterlife then go to that horrible place. (By the way they can go in those clouds now, there aren’t any harps.)
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@FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
What the hell are you talking about? Ever heard of proof reading?
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@And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
Did anyone say that? I don’t think so. (Also I really enjoyed your “GOD” statement, the all capital letters thing really tells me alot about your character. (Hint- All of it is bad!)) Also that ellipsis used to make a dramatic pause really helped your argument of random accusation based on no proof. (Hmm sort of like your religion, eh? (yes I am Canadian))
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@you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
I’m glad i have no faith its completely based on speculation. Idiots hoping for a a fairy tale they heard as a kid to come true. Faith- belief that is not based on proof, there! All the proof you could come up with beaten by six words. (not to mention the million of pages of proof proving evolution)