Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
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Faith is what people have when they ain’t got brains.
Go play with your imaginary friends. And keep them to yourself, you pitiful atavism.
Who? me?
I think I am in love with CaptMadRogerFlint(Esqr)! Thank you, Captain, for the best possible response to Crulix.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
BS. how could he have lost when God dident show up?
Because he didnt, because he isnt real.
I read the entire Gospel(of the FSM) yesterday, and all that enlightenment reeeeeeeeally hurt my eyes. Proper grammar rules!
FSM pwns, RAmen, etc.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
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I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don’t Believe In Me, That’s Okay. Really, I’m Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn’t About Them So Don’t Change The Subject.
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–Sean
I’m not a kid… I’m 32! Of course I am a guy, so maybe I am a kid…
Ay the name is awful. Who would name then selves after a method of horrible execution? I mean pirate probably died on the cross! (Well it was the shape or a capital y) Name you self something cool and meaning full like my name. It the scientific name for portbeagle sharks that only quickly and almost painlessly killed the fools that took more than there fair share on pirate ships. Also take away the port part and it’s the ship Darwin sailed on. The I will bother reading your hate mail.
You have obviously taken the teachings of Happy Bunny way too seriously. IE: Grammer Suks Big Tim. I may not like grammer a whole lot when it gets to the advanced stuff, but at least I knew enough to pass the 5th grade. And, by the way, faith is a sincere and devoted belief in something. For example: I sincerely have faith in the fact that you are an idiot. Cheers^_^
I don’t think it is necessary to rant about Crulix’s name. Sure it is derrived from that horrible way to die, but it is also a symbol of their profet being sacrificed. It would be like Crulix making fun of everyone here who has an eye-patch in their name. Also our names are not that much better. Cap’n Odin Fry encompasses the names of 2 Norse gods while he argues for FSMism and my name is completely meaningless.
Lets all be kids and call each other poopoo-heads.
FAITH - belief without reason
FAITH - rationalizing the irrational
I have faith that a giant air-borne, invisible wad of pasta is as releveant to my life as well….umm….did you guys ver figure out whether you worship god, Jesus and the ummm Holy Spirit individually, as the smae being or just god and Jesus?
You Chrisitians figure out who you worship and I’ll take the FSM, the mountain, the trees and a midget.
FAITH - sticking your head in the sand coz reality is just too damn hard.
FAITH - getting as many people as possible to join you to legitimise this pursuit. Maybe even get it drafted into law. (Starting with the schools!)
Ha-ha! Crulix’s blind faith and idiocy tickles my brain!
Everyone has faith. I have faith the ground wont dissove below me
Faith: The best way to avoid paying taxes outside of the Bahamas
Faith: An excuse to wear silly clothes in public.
Faith: The source of some good holidays, and the target of some better satire.
Faith: Justification for mass murder, crusades, poligamy and other crimes against humanity.
“Just let him talk. He’ll disprove everything he says himself if you give him enough space…”
Its true: these people disprove what is in their own holy book. Here’s a quote from the bible.
“..and god be everywhere you go, everywhere. In the clouds, in the seas, and in the forests….”
And a fundies explanation of the evils in the world?
“Evil is the absence of god.”
So, given enough space, fundies can disprove their own holy books!!
So god is every were but also not? Also i believe FSM could beat the Christian god. And I’m not lost i know exactly were i am. So when is to late to realize what were doing is wrong. If i realized it was wrong tomorrow (dont worry I wont) then that would be to late? To late for what? A party? a bus? Salvation? The breakfast menu?
And a finally note I’m not a kid. I in know way resemble a young goat.
The bible is funny, so I made a ytmnd making fun of the event that happens after God judges you after death.
http://themutualrelationship.ytmnd.com/
“Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix”
1. its “you’re”
2. i might not be able to tell you what faith means, but i can tell you that in my case its quite tasty!
“1. its “you’re—
I admire your attempt, however if you insist on correcting people you should use correct grammar yourself: 1. it is “you’re,” or 1. it’s “you’re.”