Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
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it’s sad that we even waste our time validating comments like that of the original poster. it should be plainly obvious how foolish christianity’s beliefs are, but these people just don’t get it, and never will.
amazing, the power of brainwashing.
Mmuuummm……..RAT stole my marbles.
At least we can spell. Oh noes, we’re trying to be BETTER?!
*Ahem*
You mean “you’re” all just kids
Getting the punctuation right would have to be essential when “kids” can spell better than you.
Crulix,
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‘Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers’
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Spot the irony? Clue - think ‘pot’ and ‘kettle’.
Oh noes… His noodly appendage cannot win again god… why?
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Fight never started… other player missing.
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CAN YOU SPELL HYPOCRIT?
Just let him talk. He’ll disprove everything he says himself if you give him enough space. That’s what I do with these people. Look at the new film Jesus Camp, which is actually being promoted, and supported by the people in the film. They look like freakish fundamentalist nutbars, but they are so disconnected from reality, they think that the movie will help their cause. Come on Crulix, one more post. Please!!!
@Your all just KIDS.
You’re all just OLD.
@always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
I don’t remember saying I was better than you.
@when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
We already realize what we’re doing- and if it was too late, we wouldn’t be doing it. And, if you mean that we’re going to hell for protesting ID in schools- then it’s not too late for that either. We’re protesting… and we’re not in hell yet.
@FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
I can trap lightning in a bottle and I still don’t know wtf that sentence meant…
@And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
Please point out where anything on this site says “My god can beat your god.”
@You have no faith.
Better than having no brain…
@You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
@-Crulix
-Steven.
“FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.”
Well doen - that is half the point of the FSM.
“And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.”
WRONG - it’s a FLAT DRAW. This is the other half of the point of FSM.
God, FSM, YHWH, Ra, Vishnu, and any other god you care to name are all as plausible as each of the others, each has precisely the same degree of evidence to support thier existence: ZERO
(Sorry to re-sate the obvious, but some people justodon’t get FSM!)
For all the roll playing (some of which can be counterproductive), no-one actually believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, doofus.
So much hatred. Goodness, would your God be so happy with you wpouting ridiculous grammatically challenged words of anger toward us Spaghetti loving descendents of pirates?
Make love, not war.
*spouting
Forgive my lack of typing ability.
>>FSM can beat GOD
Ahh, I see a fundamental flaw in your (note correct use of your) argument - you see God cannot BEAT the FSM because….
God IS FSM.
And we do have faith, for instance, I have faith the FSM will correct your grammar, curb your arrogant and accusatory nature and allow you to see the righteousness of our beliefs.
Of course, if he doesn’t you still don’t need to worry because the FSM does not punish, burn, flay, rip or otherwise rend the flesh or souls of unbelivers….
refreshing isn’t it?
See you by the Beer volcano, Student!
look whose pointing the finger now!….
No-one believes in the FSM? Complete rubbish. I myself would commit suicide to get to my Piratey Paradise if I didn’t have more important things to do.
This is just a classic example of a Creationist/Godbothering type.
No-one else is right
No-one else’s God exists.
If I don’t know how something happened, God did it.
If I don’t know how something works, God did it.
Basically, the big guy in the sky is responsible for everything - but somehow, he can’t even teach his followers to spell right?
That doesn’t sound very God-ly to me…
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Faith…oh yes…I remember Faith…Damn she was limber
Could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, now that’s talent.
RAmen
“I myself would commit suicide to get to my Piratey Paradise ”
LOL
(I did mention over role-playing, didn’t I? Misspelled it too.)
:-)
Hey, I happen to be 41 and I am DAMN PROUD of these “Kids” With grace and humor they are taking on 4000 years of ingrained superstion and prideful ignorance.
Oh, you asked about faith, it is the minds ability to accept as “true” things that cannot be proven. Great, you have the ability to belive any lies you wish to tell youself, nifty talent! Now try learning some provable facts about your world and see if that isn’t a little more diffecult but alot more satisfying!
1) Technically, I am a kid, yes, I’m 15.
2) I try not to point fingers (like some people *hint-hint*)
3) FSM cannot beat god, cause it IS god, duh.
4) I have faith that He will deliver us from all evil.