Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix
George Michael can tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about ‘faith’. We would have nothing to strive to be better than if Assholes such ass yourself didn’t invade our sanctum. See, I can misspell words too.
“You probably cant even tell me what faith means.”
Most of us here could tell you what faith means, but it appears you don’t know what GRAMMAR means. :)
take a look at YOUR religion;
there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. and if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
but he loves you. he loves you, and he needs money! he always needs money! he’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more.
the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up. war, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the ice capades. something is definitely wrong. this is not good work. is this the best your god can do?
^ hahaha i love a little george carlin at night
Well, even if we are these so called “kids”, we’re apparently more adult than you, because we actually know how to use grammar. Imagine that.
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;) C&P’d it, cause he makes a lick of sense.
We are pointing fingers?! You are the one writing an email to a site, and you are judging us. Pot meet the kettle…
Ramen.
“You probably cant even tell me what faith means.â€
Can you?
I can tell you what faith means to me Crulix, The Grammatically Challenged. It is something for people like you, who don’t have the strength to accept that life ends upon their death. It is a crutch these people use to limp their way towards an imagined eternal paradise that has all of the imagination of a third grader’s list to Santa Claus.
And what exactly did you expect to happen when you spouted your rhetoric on the Pirate’s flagship anyways?
-Yaaaaarrrrr!
I am left speechless by your astounding maturity on this matter. However, i think your point might have been a bit clearer if you had acted a bit more adult than my SIX YEAR OLD BROTHER!!!! oy vey, all these christians!
Faith, now let me think, I’m pretty sure I heard that one before, oh that’s right. Faith, I believe it had two definitions: 1. Belief that by definition cannot use evidence to support its claim 2. Complete and utter bull****
I personally support both definitions, however you may choose to use whichever you prefer.
nice one bri! i think i’ll go with number two. speaking of number two, i was thinking of intelligent design…
FSM, would never fight another god. FSM isn’t self-involved and would never pick a fight with another god.
I’ll throw this one right back at you cause it’s just aswell founded as when u threw it at us> “you have no faith”
I’m 54 years old and I GET it. This stuff is FUNNY. Get bent.
“Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.”
You have us confused with bible toting idiots.
BTW, what exactly is faith. I would say:
1 a : allegiance to duty or a person : LOYALTY b (1) : fidelity to one’s promises (2) : sincerity of intentions
2 a (1) : belief and trust in and loyalty to God (2) : belief in the traditional doctrines of a religion b (1) : firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2) : complete trust
3 : something that is believed especially with strong conviction; especially : a system of religious beliefs
How close am I?
Nothing can ruin your whack-time more than seeing a woman get crapped on by a donkey. This is the gospel according to Ferd.
I just hope you can find faith in FSM, or grammar.
you’re calling us the kids, but you seem to have the english capabilities of an embryo. id be fighting for your religion if i were you, but it already lost.see, i dumbed the previous sentence down so that you would understand.
sincerely,
blubbery joe
Ahah! See, that’s just the thing. I’m not a kid, and you can’t control me. I have faith in plenty, but not in your religion or God. I never will. Get over it.
Crulix,
can I come over to your house and play with your Jesus Dolly??
Crulix,
We had Faith!!!!
We have moved beyond Faith!!
We now have good statistical data which indicates that 98% of all Godbothers are Grammatically challanged. Only 77% can not spell. And 100% can not READ! But hey, not necessary when you have FAITH!
May you be touched by his Noodly Appendage.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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