now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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If I just stop buying spaghetti, chicken alfredo, sweedish meatballs, and buy more mac n’ cheese and ramen instead I could get the desired $14. Well, here I am enjoying the wonders of pasta without my testament. How could you ever hate this stuff?
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dude, you’ve just ruined your life
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>so i was just hit by a thought how come all of theses people come on here and say how bad this religion is? I mean do any of you guys go on the their sites and post shit about their religion?
That’s because we’re secure enough in our beliefs in FSM that we don’t need to ram them down other people’s throats to justify it to ourselves.
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I’m betting he won’t like elephants anymore either:
“These parallels between humans and elephants suggest a convergent cognitive evolution possibly related to complex sociality and cooperation.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6100430.stm
Damn the BBC…
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@chickenalfredo
“…I mean do any of you guys go on the their sites and post shit about their religion?..”
They won’t let us. Too insecure!
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No sense of humour, those christians.
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@chickenalfredo
Yeah, see having them comment here shows how open to debate we are and they are not… more often than not they will post a (really badly worded) rant and then not come back to take any further part in debate. This I assume means we only get the dumb asses, the intelligent ID fans know they would be walking into a debate they would only lose so they stay away.
Question: Has there ever been a post by someone of other-than-christian faith? (Yes christians, the “others”) Any muslim, hindu, budist etc posters out there?
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nah, and most Christians accept us and evolution, back around 1900 the pope actually wrote some letter thing saying that catholic now believe in evolution, so long as the ’soul’ was made by god. of course he kept it quiet, cos we all think the cathlic church is some kind of an evil, conservative illuminati…
the thing is, people dont leave hate-mail to us, they email it in, and they probably don’t expect to have a debate on teh matter, this isn’t a forum afterall, it’s just comments on an email…
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Ah, like a “fire and forget”-mail more like.
That’s pretty cowardly, can we have their email addresses then? ;)
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Well, perhaps for the sake of the argument I should take the counterpoint here and start arguing for ID. hmm… How to go about a loosing argument?
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At a guess replace all rationality and reasoning with a big spoonful of narrow minded dogma and start from there…
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Dunc… there are quite a few persons of religions other than Christianity and FSM who post to this board.
The posts I’ve seen from the Jewish community and a gentleman who is Hindu were literate, well-thought-out, and generally open-minded.
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thanks, good to know
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I’d just like to say that not all Christians are conservative and close-minded. Unfortunately, the more vocal seem to be, but we shouldn’t all be judged based on what they say. I’d be obliged if you didn’t paint Christians with such broad strokes, although I understand where you’re coming from. Thanks…
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@John Benson…
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You seem reasonable and courteous, so I don’t really want to get snarky with you. And thank you very much for the empathy.
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Sadly, when people who proselytize that they “turn the other cheek” come in here and start painting the posters here with broad strokes (such as “your all going to hell” and “your so dum” and “your all just KIDS”), the temptation for those of us who do not have “turn the other cheek” clauses in our personal religions/philosophies etc to… well, respond in part with the same broad strokes.
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The difference being that we are not claiming to be followers of a loving, forgiving, “spare them, for they know not what they do,” God. Hence, pointing out their hypocrisy is irresistible. And since English seems to be missing a pronoun that means “those of you to whom this applies,” please bear with the vagracies of the written word.
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So to summate… if the shoe does not fit, sir, we implore you… please do not believe that we are holding it up to your foot.
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Yes, exactly! When people email here and are all courtious and well spoken, we respond in kind, and have no ill feelings toward them. If, however, they are illiterate and imediatly start insulting us….well, then we can’t really resist the urge to yell back. Kind of a vicious cycle actually….
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Dont these religions these idiots support preach understanding and loving of all even if there beliefs are different? Then may I ask how we no supporting there religion are more conforming to its ideals then they are and they themselves are devout believers.
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster is better than a God. Also I have to say it annoys me christian people come on here and preach against FSM with the hate mail and stuff, but they also preach about everyone being equal and everyone being accepted. Also if they hate FSM so much why bother looking at the site??
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Also Spaghetti is excellent escpecially when it can fly, be a monster, be a food, and be a God all at the same time
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@Iamme
“Dont these religions these idiots support preach understanding and loving of all even if there beliefs are different?”
I think that is out of date now. Fire, hell and brimstone appear to all be the current fashion.
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We like fire too, but only to boil water, make sauce, and brew beer. Oh yeah, strippers need to wash too. Do we have to wash the spaghetti pot in heaven, or is that done for us miraculously?
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@nikkiee
indeed, especially when the pope goes and riles up another religion like he did
kinda like saying to Bu$h – “no no, that’s not how you start an apocalyptic war… *THIS* is how you start an apocalyptic war….” cue badly chosen quote about muslims…
way to go Benny, knew you had it in you to SNAFU spectacularly, still got your arm band?
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# Anna Oct 31st, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Yes, exactly! When people email here and are all courtious and well spoken, we respond in kind, and have no ill feelings toward them. If, however, they are illiterate and imediatly start insulting us….well, then we can’t really resist the urge to yell back. Kind of a vicious cycle actually….
# 117 Iamme Oct 31st, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Dont these religions these idiots support preach understanding and loving of all even if there beliefs are different? Then may I ask how we no supporting there religion are more conforming to its ideals then they are and they themselves are devout believers.
# 118 Any Name’ll Do Oct 31st, 2006 at 3:48 pm
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is better than a God. Also I have to say it annoys me christian people come on here and preach against FSM with the hate mail and stuff, but they also preach about everyone being equal and everyone being accepted. Also if they hate FSM so much why bother looking at the site??
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It’s because they are full of sh*t. (shortest and most accurate sentence I could think of )
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@Fr. Corpus Callosum Oct 31st, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Do we have to wash the spaghetti pot in heaven, or is that done for us miraculously?
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Fr.
Maybe thats what those in FSM hell do?
Iwill be a good pastafarian!! I will be a good pastafarian!!
RAmen! RAmen! RAmen!
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I think it’s very funny. Since humor is subjective, your point is moot. Sucks to be you, Mister Illogical!
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@Dunc: hmmm… Well lets start, rationality and reason aside, and a big spoon of pasta coated with marinara consumed. mmmm… That hit the spot. This spaghetti originated in the far east and was brought west to Italy along the trade routes constructed by the Kahn dynasty in the 13th century. The tomatoes in this marinara were dragged from the “New World” to Italy by Cortez in the 16th century. The meal was put together who knows when, but how can the FSM exist if mankind has been going on for a couple millenia before spaghetti was created?
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I believe that to really achieve credibility as a religion that the FSM needs some serious heretics to persecute. I therefore propose the Lasagnaist Heresy which proposes that while essentially the same substance, Our Deity is not Noodly but flat. Once there are enough adherents then we can all happily proceed with all the fun stuff like burning Lasagnaists at the Steak(sorry) and excommunications.
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“How can the FSM exist if mankind has been going on for a couple millenia before spaghetti was created?”
Do you really think that men have created spaghetti? Of course not. Our ancestors’ hands have been guided by His Noodly Appendage when He considered it was a good time for us to discover His delicious image.
It cannot be correct to believe that the FSM has created pasta according to His own looks. If this was the case, all spaghetti would be invisible – how would we ever know when they’re al dente? The fact that He gave us VISIBLE spaghetti is just another piece of evidence of how clever and benevolent His Noodliness really is.
RAmen.
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OK,stay with me here…If people who don’t beleive in the FSM hate spagetti, will that mean they’re going to go to the FSM’s form of hell? If so, would that be something like ”THE DAMED DIMENTION OF RICE”,where you just eat and eat and you think your full but then your hungry again like, 15 minutes later and so your doomed to keep eating rice for all eternity,without any tasty dipping sauces,may FSM have mercy on your soul kinda thing , or what? :0
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-And scrub spaggetti pots.
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With hard, dried cheese on them…..Stainless steel pots too,no T-Fal for the damed.
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And what, pray tell,is a ‘young republican’ are these in charge of the anti-pasta netherworld? Do they have horns or other pointy appendages as well?
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Not a word Cap’n Saucy
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If you had read the Gospel, you would know that Hell is very much like heaven, only the beer is stale and the strippers all have VD
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oOEeeewwww……yucky
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So no rice? I suppose no cabbage rolls too,hey?
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It is described as being “much like Las Vegas.”
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Would the ruler be Donald Trump,or does he just have the same hair? If Martha shows up will he kick her out ,fire her or just turn her over to the proper authities?
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Maybe they could rule together in a stale ,VD infested beer induced coma of a love-nest, with Joan Rivers as narrator. Now that’s my idea of hell.
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-J-O-O0OO-A-N R-I-I-I-I-V-E-R-R-R-R-S-S-S-S………………………A-N-D H-E-R D-A-U–T-T-T-E-R-R-R-R-RRRRRR……………..
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O-R W-H-A-T-H-EV-E-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-……………..
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step 1: remove large stick from out of your ass
step 2: laugh! It’s a fuckin’ joke!
:)
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Fellow Pastafarians,
Giauque = joke. Get it?
RAman
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both sides of this are insane. The FSM was formed as a protest to teaching ID in schools. Christians who are annoyed by this LIGHTEN UP.
FSM Believers, get a life. ITS NOT REAL.
BUDDHISM IS THE BEST!!!
hahahahahahaha i win
an eskimo ninja
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hahahahahaha noah has the right attitude
only its prolly a tree trunk not a stick
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dude buddah ate all the regular, non deity type spaghetti in the world, but the FSM ate him :-D
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FSM is very smart religion and i will preach the word to the masses. RAMEN
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Well, that’s not really a problem.
What you’ve got to worry about is, now spaghetti hates you.
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I love spaghetti even more when I joined the Church of the FSM. I put my two meatballs in gravy boats so they don’t drown. I am truly communicating with the SM, too. I think the FSM must be part snake, for my spaghetti wraps itself around my fork. I’m even losing weight on my new FSM past diet. Yes, as a Pastafarian, I walk pasta da refrigerator without stopping, pasta da cookie jar, and pasta da pantry…I’ve lost 15 lbs. in two weeks! Robert
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WAT THE FUCK DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT FUCK HEADS U R A BUNCH OF NERDS
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