now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Spaghetti is delicious, and yes it is.
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Get bent, Dr Seuss! Spaghetti is funny 24/7. Spaghetti is my waking thought, my lunch, and that which gives me indigestion induced dreams of volcanoes and stripper factories. Get with the program. Why not be a student of ti-oke?
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There is nothing more serious than His Noodly Appendage.
Ramen.
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Dear student: actually, the FSM is plenty funny. if my religous beliefs pissed you off i’m sorry. christainity is central to who i am. by that i mean its my middle name. no, literally it is. so if your offended THAT YOUR PROBLEM!
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This site is not funny. Not one bit.
You don’t see me laughing, stupid twit.
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I tried your religion and found it lacking.
My religion is better. It’s got more backing.
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We’ve got more money and we’ve got more souls.
What have you got? Empty pasta bowls?
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I once liked spaghetti and now I don’t.
I’m going to heaven. I bet you won’t.
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You’ll burn in hell. I’ll dance on your grave.
Can you feel the love like Jesus gave?
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My rhyme is now over. I hope you can see,
My pious ass is superior to thee.
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OK, not my sentiments, but I thought the poor bloke could use some help articulating his thoughts.
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OEJ
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Good, that means there’s more spaghetti for me! (Hey, what can I say, I’m Italian. I live on pasta.)
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Mmmmm. Spaghetti…. Mmmmmmm. Oops, you tricked me! The ONE TRUE GOD is THOR GOD OF THUNDER! I KNOW, because I feel it in my heart. How in the heck can you argue with that logic? Dang.
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Yummmm pasta, screw you more pasta for me.
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This post is in Haiku format.
Spaghetti monster,
Brings me starchy goodness and
Pasta nirvana.
RAmen.
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OEJ: Nice job. It’s almost like you were channelling Calvin Trillin.
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This site is not funny? LoL
Well if this site is not funny, you’d have to agree that christianity is. hmmm
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Yummm spagetti. You hate it, then there is more for us!
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so i was just hit by a thought how come all of theses people come on here and say how bad this religion is? I mean do any of you guys go on the their sites and post shit about their religion?
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good point, no actualy i don’t. Why? pointless. Why do they come here and preech… well i realy duno that..
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There once was a student from (I don’t know how to pronounce Giauque) Nantucket
Whose sense of humor said “F%@# it!”
He did not get the point,
And his nose was out of joint,
And empty of pasta was his bucket.
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Hmmm… replace “student” with “sea dog”, and there’s a verse for a sea-shanty pirate hymn right there. Nice one, saucy!
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‘now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.’
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Ah – I sense a war-strategy coming on.
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We need more plausible creators. Vegetable gods, fruit overseers, dairy deities and messianic meat. Once Student of Giauque is religiously opposed to all food, it’ll be a choice between seeing sense and starvation.
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(Might need an intravenous nutrition drip standing by, just in case.)
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Then make another creator: the dripping wet IV!!! Oh wait, we killed that guy with god(sss)
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FSM is no joke, who the hell do people think they are talking shit about our religion, we although tempted don’t talk shit about their two bit good for nothing “Cults” they pass as religion! I’m proud to support our Church! My birthday is this FRIDAY, which is great, i can think of no better day than our religious holiday to celebrate my birth! May we all be touched by his noodly appendage!
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@now I hate spagetti.
That’s so mature of you.
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@This site is not funny.
Then don’t read it.
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@Not one bit.
I think I’m gonna cry?
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-student of Giauque
-Steven
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Hate spaghetti??!!
Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.
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Think about that long and hard. You don’t want to go through your life without spaghetti do you?
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wow, you hate spaghetti, what an amusing spin off.
shall we all start a church of everything so there is no food this guy can eat and he starves to death?
I bagsy starting the church of cheese. cheese goes well with pasta
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@Dunc
Heh, good idea. But if we start a church of everything, he’ll starve to death all at once. I propose that we do it one food at a time, just to draw it out. We have to start out with unrelated things, though. He’ll make it without cheese if he doesn’t like spaghetti. Personally, I am now founding the Church of Water. Let’s see how long he makes it without that.
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How about instead of creating another god for cheese, why not have him be a minor diety for the FSM. It worked for christianity.
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Sounds good, SH.
What these guys think is that they’re giving their God happiness whilst losing any moral values by insulting us. I’ll take the Beer Fountain and the Stripper Factory, thanks.
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Or maybe the FSM could send his only begotten son Cheezus to save the world and die in the pasta pot for our sins -oops, I think that only works if you’re christian.
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Good! More noodley goodness for us believers!!! :D
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NO Beer Volcano or Stripper Factory for JOO!
Which of course means more for us…so YAY!
Now go home and take your meds
RAmen
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LMFAO…Cheezus!
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I got the gospel of the FSM. It’s a good book. Oh, and STFU FSM ist teh pwnzors.
RAmen
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When I tell other religions this they give copies of their religious texts, but when I come here they demand $14.00 for a short little book…
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Yes, the Father, Son, and Holy (Pot) Roast. The Holy Trinity of the FSM.
RAmen
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Living without eating pasta? HERESY!
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Somewhere, spaghetti is weeping.
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While many Christian websites are hilarious (usually unintentionally) they cannot compare to the FSM site, especially the hate mail. This one made the pasta come out my nose!
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You may hate spaghetti, but His Noodliness loves you. If you deny this fact, then just remind yourself that FSM can always remove His Noodly Appendage and let you float off into the void.
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“now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.”
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We best be careful, Bush will probably accuse the Italians of hiding Weapons of mass Pastaruction and invade.
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I’ve been saving that all day…
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……OK…I’m sorry
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yeah i’m definitly gonna convert just becuase u don’t like spaggetti come on you can do better then that. don’t sink that low
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if you hate spaghetti, then i now hate lowercase t’s
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1. spaghettis good
2. ur dumb
3. this sites hilarious
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I agree – this site is not funny. If you’re looking for some real good laughs then you should check out some of the sites that endorse ID. They always have me in stitches.
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Well John, I don’t think we actually need to be told that,it is the most basic fact of ID to be humorous, and it’s barely even worth pointing out here.
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Maybe ID is a rather clumsy satire against religion using scientific vernacular as its vehicle?
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The real problem with telling Jesus Crispies that they are idiots is that then they feel persecuted and closer to Jesus, it is both a vicious cycle and a complete mind-f*ck.
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Or maybe the FSM could send his only begotten son Cheezus to save the world and die in the pasta pot for our sins -oops, I think that only works if you’re christian.
LOL!
Lunchlady, you’re a Cheenius!
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oh i’ve got me a chocolate jeeezus.. and, for the record, my friend has a pHD and he does human genome work, and he says FSM’s THE REAL DEAL.
i just hate when christians have any sort of power in government. that’s when they can do the most harm. if they want to sit in monasteries, sing, and brew beer for the rest of us, then we could all be a lot happier. have god! oh, by the way, didn’t mendel do that genetics shit, too?
things never change. god is constant. hallllllleluhfalluujah.
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Heisann One Eyed Jack!
First I must inform you that even the Pope said that there is no Hell.
Second, those people who wrote the bible also believed that the earth was flat…
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in search of enlightenment writes:
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“When I tell other religions this they give copies of their religious texts, but when I come here they demand $14.00 for a short little book…”
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My response: Lies are free. The truth will cost you.
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RAmen.
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Hey Ivan, in alot of early Christian art and mosaics show the world as round. It was only after the collapse of the Roman Empire that the concept of a flat world became popular again. Of course you cannot give the credit to the Christians spreading the word of a round world. This is a result of Greek enlightenment and Roman science. However the Christians can take some of the blame in the breakup of the Roman Empire and the repession of knowlege that followed.
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