now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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well i hate spaghetti on its own but i love it noodles doodles croodles roodles woodles qoodles soodles voodles loodles yoodles……………………………………………………………………… MOTHER FUCKERS…………………………………………………………….chow now love you bye bye mwha mwha……………………………………….. cu
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@freaky tasey
Hello. Thanks for dropping by and sharing a little piece of you with us…Chao!
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P.S. If it’s a tumor that’s got your “freak on” might I suggest that you perform a bit of DIY surgery with a shot gun…will remove the tumor, make you better looking and put your loved ones out of their misery…best of luck.
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@freaky tasey Mar 11th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
“WAT THE FUCK DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT FUCK HEADS U R A BUNCH OF NERDS”
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Caps key dear!
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And may you be touched by His Noodley Appendage where you need it most :)
RAmen
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@freaky tasey
“DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT ”
No idea actually…care to explain yourself in English?
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“…WAT THE FUCK DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT FUCK HEADS U R A BUNCH OF NERDS…”
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i believe the noodly appendages have guided me to be able to translate, so inorder to help the debate here’s my best effort.
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in pastafarian:
“…i am currently struggling to comprehend the nature of the debate here, i expect this is because of my low IQ or inadequate education so in order to bolster my fragile ego due to inadequacy issues I will label participators in this debate with a term that i find derogatory…”
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only a first go mind you the translation software’s not perfect…
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@Spider.
Pretty good translation that Spider :)
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I always get confused by tenses with the difficult ones. I got as far as
“The slaveboy, who is in the forum is a little teapot, short and stout, here is his handle, here is his spout!”
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HA – and they told me that Latin was a waste of time!
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You’re right, it’s not a funny site. Religion is a serious matter, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster should not be treated with disrespect.
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“”now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.”"
now I hat you. u r not funny. not one bit
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