now i hate spaghetti

Published by Bobby Henderson October 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.

-student of Giauque

157 Responses to “now i hate spaghetti”

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141 - November 4th, 2006 at - Penne Says:

O-R W-H-A-T-H-EV-E-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-……………..
142 - November 6th, 2006 at - Noah Says:

step 1: remove large stick from out of your ass
step 2: laugh! It’s a fuckin’ joke!

:)
143 - November 8th, 2006 at - RAmanofski Says:

Fellow Pastafarians,
Giauque = joke. Get it?
RAman
144 - November 9th, 2006 at - WTF is this all about? Says:

both sides of this are insane. The FSM was formed as a protest to teaching ID in schools. Christians who are annoyed by this LIGHTEN UP.

FSM Believers, get a life. ITS NOT REAL.

BUDDHISM IS THE BEST!!!
hahahahahahaha i win

an eskimo ninja
145 - November 9th, 2006 at - WTF is this all about? Says:

hahahahahaha noah has the right attitude
only its prolly a tree trunk not a stick
146 - November 19th, 2006 at - leave my spaghetti alone Says:

dude buddah ate all the regular, non deity type spaghetti in the world, but the FSM ate him :-D
147 - December 16th, 2006 at - The son of pasta Says:

FSM is very smart religion and i will preach the word to the masses. RAMEN
148 - December 19th, 2006 at - nospoon Says:

Well, that’s not really a problem.
What you’ve got to worry about is, now spaghetti hates you.
149 - December 20th, 2006 at - Robert Says:

I love spaghetti even more when I joined the Church of the FSM. I put my two meatballs in gravy boats so they don’t drown. I am truly communicating with the SM, too. I think the FSM must be part snake, for my spaghetti wraps itself around my fork. I’m even losing weight on my new FSM past diet. Yes, as a Pastafarian, I walk pasta da refrigerator without stopping, pasta da cookie jar, and pasta da pantry…I’ve lost 15 lbs. in two weeks! Robert
150 - March 11th, 2007 at - freaky tasey Says:

WAT THE FUCK DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT FUCK HEADS U R A BUNCH OF NERDS
151 - March 11th, 2007 at - freaky tasey Says:

well i hate spaghetti on its own but i love it noodles doodles croodles roodles woodles qoodles soodles voodles loodles yoodles……………………………………………………………………… MOTHER FUCKERS…………………………………………………………….chow now love you bye bye mwha mwha……………………………………….. cu
nt lickers lol……………………………………………………………………..
152 - March 11th, 2007 at - Thumper â„¢ Says:

@freaky tasey
Hello. Thanks for dropping by and sharing a little piece of you with us…Chao!
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P.S. If it’s a tumor that’s got your “freak on” might I suggest that you perform a bit of DIY surgery with a shot gun…will remove the tumor, make you better looking and put your loved ones out of their misery…best of luck.
153 - March 11th, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:

@freaky tasey Mar 11th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
“WAT THE FUCK DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT FUCK HEADS U R A BUNCH OF NERDS”
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Caps key dear!
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And may you be touched by His Noodley Appendage where you need it most :)
RAmen
154 - March 11th, 2007 at - Wench Nikkiee Says:

@freaky tasey
“DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT ”
No idea actually…care to explain yourself in English?
155 - March 12th, 2007 at - Navigator Spider Says:

“…WAT THE FUCK DO U GUYS THINK US R TALKIN BOUT FUCK HEADS U R A BUNCH OF NERDS…”
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i believe the noodly appendages have guided me to be able to translate, so inorder to help the debate here’s my best effort.
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in pastafarian:
“…i am currently struggling to comprehend the nature of the debate here, i expect this is because of my low IQ or inadequate education so in order to bolster my fragile ego due to inadequacy issues I will label participators in this debate with a term that i find derogatory…”
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only a first go mind you the translation software’s not perfect…
156 - March 12th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:

@Spider.
Pretty good translation that Spider :)
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I always get confused by tenses with the difficult ones. I got as far as
“The slaveboy, who is in the forum is a little teapot, short and stout, here is his handle, here is his spout!”
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HA - and they told me that Latin was a waste of time!
157 - June 21st, 2007 at - Atticus Finch Says:

You’re right, it’s not a funny site. Religion is a serious matter, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster should not be treated with disrespect.

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American