now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
We like fire too, but only to boil water, make sauce, and brew beer. Oh yeah, strippers need to wash too. Do we have to wash the spaghetti pot in heaven, or is that done for us miraculously?
@nikkiee
indeed, especially when the pope goes and riles up another religion like he did
kinda like saying to Bu$h - “no no, that’s not how you start an apocalyptic war… *THIS* is how you start an apocalyptic war….” cue badly chosen quote about muslims…
way to go Benny, knew you had it in you to SNAFU spectacularly, still got your arm band?
# Anna Oct 31st, 2006 at 3:16 pm
Yes, exactly! When people email here and are all courtious and well spoken, we respond in kind, and have no ill feelings toward them. If, however, they are illiterate and imediatly start insulting us….well, then we can’t really resist the urge to yell back. Kind of a vicious cycle actually….
# 117 Iamme Oct 31st, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Dont these religions these idiots support preach understanding and loving of all even if there beliefs are different? Then may I ask how we no supporting there religion are more conforming to its ideals then they are and they themselves are devout believers.
# 118 Any Name’ll Do Oct 31st, 2006 at 3:48 pm
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is better than a God. Also I have to say it annoys me christian people come on here and preach against FSM with the hate mail and stuff, but they also preach about everyone being equal and everyone being accepted. Also if they hate FSM so much why bother looking at the site??
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It’s because they are full of sh*t. (shortest and most accurate sentence I could think of )
@Fr. Corpus Callosum Oct 31st, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Do we have to wash the spaghetti pot in heaven, or is that done for us miraculously?
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Fr.
Maybe thats what those in FSM hell do?
Iwill be a good pastafarian!! I will be a good pastafarian!!
RAmen! RAmen! RAmen!
I think it’s very funny. Since humor is subjective, your point is moot. Sucks to be you, Mister Illogical!
@Dunc: hmmm… Well lets start, rationality and reason aside, and a big spoon of pasta coated with marinara consumed. mmmm… That hit the spot. This spaghetti originated in the far east and was brought west to Italy along the trade routes constructed by the Kahn dynasty in the 13th century. The tomatoes in this marinara were dragged from the “New World” to Italy by Cortez in the 16th century. The meal was put together who knows when, but how can the FSM exist if mankind has been going on for a couple millenia before spaghetti was created?
I believe that to really achieve credibility as a religion that the FSM needs some serious heretics to persecute. I therefore propose the Lasagnaist Heresy which proposes that while essentially the same substance, Our Deity is not Noodly but flat. Once there are enough adherents then we can all happily proceed with all the fun stuff like burning Lasagnaists at the Steak(sorry) and excommunications.
“How can the FSM exist if mankind has been going on for a couple millenia before spaghetti was created?”
Do you really think that men have created spaghetti? Of course not. Our ancestors’ hands have been guided by His Noodly Appendage when He considered it was a good time for us to discover His delicious image.
It cannot be correct to believe that the FSM has created pasta according to His own looks. If this was the case, all spaghetti would be invisible - how would we ever know when they’re al dente? The fact that He gave us VISIBLE spaghetti is just another piece of evidence of how clever and benevolent His Noodliness really is.
RAmen.
OK,stay with me here…If people who don’t beleive in the FSM hate spagetti, will that mean they’re going to go to the FSM’s form of hell? If so, would that be something like ”THE DAMED DIMENTION OF RICE”,where you just eat and eat and you think your full but then your hungry again like, 15 minutes later and so your doomed to keep eating rice for all eternity,without any tasty dipping sauces,may FSM have mercy on your soul kinda thing , or what? :0
-And scrub spaggetti pots.
With hard, dried cheese on them…..Stainless steel pots too,no T-Fal for the damed.
And what, pray tell,is a ‘young republican’ are these in charge of the anti-pasta netherworld? Do they have horns or other pointy appendages as well?
Not a word Cap’n Saucy
If you had read the Gospel, you would know that Hell is very much like heaven, only the beer is stale and the strippers all have VD
oOEeeewwww……yucky
So no rice? I suppose no cabbage rolls too,hey?
It is described as being “much like Las Vegas.”
Would the ruler be Donald Trump,or does he just have the same hair? If Martha shows up will he kick her out ,fire her or just turn her over to the proper authities?
Maybe they could rule together in a stale ,VD infested beer induced coma of a love-nest, with Joan Rivers as narrator. Now that’s my idea of hell.
-J-O-O0OO-A-N R-I-I-I-I-V-E-R-R-R-R-S-S-S-S………………………A-N-D H-E-R D-A-U–T-T-T-E-R-R-R-R-RRRRRR……………..