now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
1. spaghettis good
2. ur dumb
3. this sites hilarious
I agree - this site is not funny. If you’re looking for some real good laughs then you should check out some of the sites that endorse ID. They always have me in stitches.
Well John, I don’t think we actually need to be told that,it is the most basic fact of ID to be humorous, and it’s barely even worth pointing out here.
Maybe ID is a rather clumsy satire against religion using scientific vernacular as its vehicle?
The real problem with telling Jesus Crispies that they are idiots is that then they feel persecuted and closer to Jesus, it is both a vicious cycle and a complete mind-f*ck.
Or maybe the FSM could send his only begotten son Cheezus to save the world and die in the pasta pot for our sins -oops, I think that only works if you’re christian.
LOL!
Lunchlady, you’re a Cheenius!
oh i’ve got me a chocolate jeeezus.. and, for the record, my friend has a pHD and he does human genome work, and he says FSM’s THE REAL DEAL.
i just hate when christians have any sort of power in government. that’s when they can do the most harm. if they want to sit in monasteries, sing, and brew beer for the rest of us, then we could all be a lot happier. have god! oh, by the way, didn’t mendel do that genetics shit, too?
things never change. god is constant. hallllllleluhfalluujah.
Heisann One Eyed Jack!
First I must inform you that even the Pope said that there is no Hell.
Second, those people who wrote the bible also believed that the earth was flat…
in search of enlightenment writes:
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“When I tell other religions this they give copies of their religious texts, but when I come here they demand $14.00 for a short little book…”
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My response: Lies are free. The truth will cost you.
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RAmen.
Hey Ivan, in alot of early Christian art and mosaics show the world as round. It was only after the collapse of the Roman Empire that the concept of a flat world became popular again. Of course you cannot give the credit to the Christians spreading the word of a round world. This is a result of Greek enlightenment and Roman science. However the Christians can take some of the blame in the breakup of the Roman Empire and the repession of knowlege that followed.
i agree with the sentement in this spagetti god
to belive there is a real one true god
it is humbling to my nature :)
i will pray over a bowl of spagetti at least one time a day
and may the spaghetti god live on!!
ps. damn you all we need more pirates the worlds global warming crisis isgeting worse we need to set up a registered charity to sponser a pirate.
oooo ray and up she rises - oooo ray and up she rises ………..eeer- lie in the morning!!!!!
Pass the parmesan me heartys!!!
It looks like someone has not studied the rule that comedy comes in three’s. For example…
A goldfish = Not very funny
A nun and a goldfish = Kinda funny
A nun, a goldfish and a plunger = Very funny
By that rationale, let’s look at His Noodlyness….
Spaghetti = Not very funny
Flying Spaghetti = Kinda funny
Flying Spaghetti Monster = Very funny
Thus, according to the theory of comedic three’s, FSM is a lark, a scream, a laugh and a half.
Oh, come now. Spaghetti is far more delicious than you can ever admit and you will never resist its noodly joy forever. Besides, this site is completely within its creative bounds to make fun of philosophical theories that are masquerading as “science.”
ID was practially made to laugh at evolutionists, and now that science got in the last laugh with this creative twist, you are completely insulted. Typical, quite frankly.
P.S. talk.origins is a wonderful place to discuss all of this stuff, if anyone hasn’t gone there, yet.
I have been touched by his noodley appendage!The flying spaghetti monster is awesome, a creation of genius, its immenseness is immense! Also to the guy who got “pissed off”, the theory of evolution is not taught as fact few aspects of science are, its pretty much all the most logical interpretation of evidence. But that’s just it, unlike creationism there is evidence backing the theory of evolution and many of us would like to think the human race is not the product of Adam & Eve’s offspring’s continueous incest. And why are you all so offended? The flying spaghetti monster idea is barely more ridiculous than Creationism and Evolution doesn’t even necessarily contradict christian belief, after all everything evolved from something, but maybe God created that something.
Also whatever you believe in a flying spaghetti monster is still hella funny
Don’t worry. He will crack soon. I can just see him in a store trying trying to fight it. Within a week he well come crawling back. They all do. He he he.
btw is there actually anything a pastafarian shouldn’t do?
This guy probably doesn’t like sour grapes either.
A pastarian is forbidden to preach the holy word whithout wearing full pirate regalia. I beleive extreme circunstances(like having willing and eager listeners right there and you weren’t prepared) can get around this though, as long as you eat a large plate of pasta afterwards and say 10 Holy Noodles.