now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Spaghetti is delicious, and yes it is.
Get bent, Dr Seuss! Spaghetti is funny 24/7. Spaghetti is my waking thought, my lunch, and that which gives me indigestion induced dreams of volcanoes and stripper factories. Get with the program. Why not be a student of ti-oke?
There is nothing more serious than His Noodly Appendage.
Ramen.
Dear student: actually, the FSM is plenty funny. if my religous beliefs pissed you off i’m sorry. christainity is central to who i am. by that i mean its my middle name. no, literally it is. so if your offended THAT YOUR PROBLEM!
This site is not funny. Not one bit.
You don’t see me laughing, stupid twit.
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I tried your religion and found it lacking.
My religion is better. It’s got more backing.
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We’ve got more money and we’ve got more souls.
What have you got? Empty pasta bowls?
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I once liked spaghetti and now I don’t.
I’m going to heaven. I bet you won’t.
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You’ll burn in hell. I’ll dance on your grave.
Can you feel the love like Jesus gave?
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My rhyme is now over. I hope you can see,
My pious ass is superior to thee.
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OK, not my sentiments, but I thought the poor bloke could use some help articulating his thoughts.
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OEJ
Good, that means there’s more spaghetti for me! (Hey, what can I say, I’m Italian. I live on pasta.)
Mmmmm. Spaghetti…. Mmmmmmm. Oops, you tricked me! The ONE TRUE GOD is THOR GOD OF THUNDER! I KNOW, because I feel it in my heart. How in the heck can you argue with that logic? Dang.
Yummmm pasta, screw you more pasta for me.
This post is in Haiku format.
Spaghetti monster,
Brings me starchy goodness and
Pasta nirvana.
RAmen.
OEJ: Nice job. It’s almost like you were channelling Calvin Trillin.
This site is not funny? LoL
Well if this site is not funny, you’d have to agree that christianity is. hmmm
Yummm spagetti. You hate it, then there is more for us!
so i was just hit by a thought how come all of theses people come on here and say how bad this religion is? I mean do any of you guys go on the their sites and post shit about their religion?
good point, no actualy i don’t. Why? pointless. Why do they come here and preech… well i realy duno that..
There once was a student from (I don’t know how to pronounce Giauque) Nantucket
Whose sense of humor said “F%@# it!”
He did not get the point,
And his nose was out of joint,
And empty of pasta was his bucket.
Hmmm… replace “student” with “sea dog”, and there’s a verse for a sea-shanty pirate hymn right there. Nice one, saucy!
‘now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.’
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Ah - I sense a war-strategy coming on.
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We need more plausible creators. Vegetable gods, fruit overseers, dairy deities and messianic meat. Once Student of Giauque is religiously opposed to all food, it’ll be a choice between seeing sense and starvation.
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(Might need an intravenous nutrition drip standing by, just in case.)
Then make another creator: the dripping wet IV!!! Oh wait, we killed that guy with god(sss)
FSM is no joke, who the hell do people think they are talking shit about our religion, we although tempted don’t talk shit about their two bit good for nothing “Cults” they pass as religion! I’m proud to support our Church! My birthday is this FRIDAY, which is great, i can think of no better day than our religious holiday to celebrate my birth! May we all be touched by his noodly appendage!
@now I hate spagetti.
That’s so mature of you.
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@This site is not funny.
Then don’t read it.
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@Not one bit.
I think I’m gonna cry?
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-student of Giauque
-Steven