Comments on: sadly pathetic http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:18:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: AVISPA http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-316781 AVISPA Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:58:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-316781 If Christians are offended by the holy FSM, GOOD. That's the whole point of it. But you obviously can't see that because you, like all creationists, are not an intelligent critic, asshole. If Christians are offended by the holy FSM, GOOD. That’s the whole point of it. But you obviously can’t see that because you, like all creationists, are not an intelligent critic, asshole.

]]> By: Atticus Finch http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-142150 Atticus Finch Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:51:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-142150 The true sad, pathetic story here is that Creationists reject all intellectual criticism. I honestly repect and understand this form of constructive criticism, being more polite than most other "hate mail" (more like death threats). That's the irony of creationism, it tries to pass itself off as science. Pathetic and ironic. The true sad, pathetic story here is that Creationists reject all intellectual criticism. I honestly repect and understand this form of constructive criticism, being more polite than most other “hate mail” (more like death threats). That’s the irony of creationism, it tries to pass itself off as science. Pathetic and ironic.

]]> By: nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-13343 nikkiee Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:57:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-13343 Then there is the humour side of things! Then there is the humour side of things!

]]> By: BernardLBlack http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-13341 BernardLBlack Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:51:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-13341 "If you’ve got a problem with creationism, then why not attack it in a vaguely sensible way, with intellectual criticism?" Actually, that's not a bad point, apart from: 1. How much intelligent athiest criticism have you read? there's loads out there, but no one reads it. 2. Nothing pisses people off like ridicule. 3. Satire highlights how utterly ridiculous ID is, in a more public way than intellectual criticism. 4. Christians wouldn't read it, or if they did, they wouldn't understand it. Intellectual is a big word, dude. “If you’ve got a problem with creationism, then why not attack it in a vaguely sensible way, with intellectual criticism?”
Actually, that’s not a bad point, apart from:
1. How much intelligent athiest criticism have you read? there’s loads out there, but no one reads it.
2. Nothing pisses people off like ridicule.
3. Satire highlights how utterly ridiculous ID is, in a more public way than intellectual criticism.
4. Christians wouldn’t read it, or if they did, they wouldn’t understand it. Intellectual is a big word, dude.

]]> By: Mad John Kidd http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-12124 Mad John Kidd Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:52:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-12124 Aren't fundies such a fun bunch? Believe..or I'll kill ya! Lurvely! Aren’t fundies such a fun bunch? Believe..or I’ll kill ya! Lurvely!

]]> By: triple a http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-12097 triple a Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:07:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-12097 I live in a gradually conservativeafiing neighborhood which used to be such a nice middle class neighborhood until a private school moved right next door. I have to admit I do feel a little threatened, I’m very outspoken. Roughly a week ago I was discussing FSM with a friend of mine who accepted Pastafarianism with open arms. Another person at my school overheard us and said “excuse me but I am very devote in my catholic beliefs!” To which I replied ”Ok…..I don’t believe in Catholicism” He then proceeded to talk about how he would tie me to a metal stake that he was building, which he would of course fill with some flammable substance or another and how he would be sure to do outside to not get the smell in his house, because I was trying to force my beliefs onto him. I don’t think I even need to talk about that. I live in a gradually conservativeafiing neighborhood which used to be such a nice middle class neighborhood until a private school moved right next door. I have to admit I do feel a little threatened, I’m very outspoken. Roughly a week ago I was discussing FSM with a friend of mine who accepted Pastafarianism with open arms. Another person at my school overheard us and said “excuse me but I am very devote in my catholic beliefs!”
To which I replied ”Ok…..I don’t believe in Catholicism”
He then proceeded to talk about how he would tie me to a metal stake that he was building, which he would of course fill with some flammable substance or another and how he would be sure to do outside to not get the smell in his house, because I was trying to force my beliefs onto him.

I don’t think I even need to talk about that.

]]> By: Eye-Gougin' Barney Dawkins http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-11986 Eye-Gougin' Barney Dawkins Sun, 05 Nov 2006 17:20:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-11986 I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force mi beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. Is this an intelligent enough response to your criticism? I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force mi beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. Is this an intelligent enough response to your criticism?

]]> By: It's a pirates life for me http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-10007 It's a pirates life for me Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:10:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-10007 I love you guys.... in a strictly pirate spaghetti kinda way. I love you guys…. in a strictly pirate spaghetti kinda way.

]]> By: Space Chimp http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9960 Space Chimp Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:05:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9960 Ahoy there. Good to see you have all maintained your sense of humor (mostly) in response to this idiots post. It's a bit of a pity that the author or the original post we are so interseted in has not shown his/her face - Reason, where are you? Anyway, in response to the remark about providing vaguely intellectual critisism, isn't that what humorous parody is all about? It takes intelligence to put together a movement like this - without it the movement would be nothing more than a hate campaign - at least some thought has gone into this. I wish I could say the same about ID! So the lesson is: never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Peace, Ramen. Ahoy there.
Good to see you have all maintained your sense of humor (mostly) in response to this idiots post. It’s a bit of a pity that the author or the original post we are so interseted in has not shown his/her face - Reason, where are you?
Anyway, in response to the remark about providing vaguely intellectual critisism, isn’t that what humorous parody is all about? It takes intelligence to put together a movement like this - without it the movement would be nothing more than a hate campaign - at least some thought has gone into this. I wish I could say the same about ID!
So the lesson is: never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Peace, Ramen.

]]> By: Nick the Infidel http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9954 Nick the Infidel Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:17:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9954 "Never go fishing with just one Christian. Always take at least two. A lone Christian will drink all your beer." Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Reminds me of a scene from Clerks 2, where Wanda Sykes is raising hell and cussing. Her husband asks "Girl, are you saved?" She looks around and replies, "Aint nobody from my church in here." “Never go fishing with just one Christian. Always take at least two. A lone Christian will drink all your beer.”

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Reminds me of a scene from Clerks 2, where Wanda Sykes is raising hell and cussing.
Her husband asks “Girl, are you saved?”

She looks around and replies, “Aint nobody from my church in here.”

]]> By: One Eyed Jack http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9882 One Eyed Jack Sun, 29 Oct 2006 18:16:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9882 Old joke here that Aussie made me remember... . Never go fishing with just one Christian. Always take at least two. A lone Christian will drink all your beer. . OEJ Old joke here that Aussie made me remember…
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Never go fishing with just one Christian. Always take at least two. A lone Christian will drink all your beer.
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OEJ

]]> By: It's a pirates life for me http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9864 It's a pirates life for me Sun, 29 Oct 2006 14:38:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9864 p.s im with The Aussie, sounds like a bloke after me own heart, p.s im with The Aussie,

sounds like a bloke after me own heart,

]]> By: It's a pirates life for me http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9859 It's a pirates life for me Sun, 29 Oct 2006 14:17:54 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9859 pasta,rum and a sturdy vessle ..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pasta,rum and a sturdy vessle ….. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

]]> By: It's a pirates life for me http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9858 It's a pirates life for me Sun, 29 Oct 2006 14:15:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9858 arghh, eat drink and be merry my hearty seadogs, arghh,
eat drink and be merry my hearty seadogs,

]]> By: The Aussie http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9853 The Aussie Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:32:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9853 "Do not drink and post." . Awww... that takes all the fun out of it :( . Btw, as an aside, I highly recommend arguing with a christian missionary on a bellyfull of beer. . Imbibing the sacred liquid gives you unheard of stamina, an immunity to the mind numbing tedium of their argument, and an appreciative audience (or at least a bunch of people who like to laugh at the loud drunk man). “Do not drink and post.”
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Awww… that takes all the fun out of it :(
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Btw, as an aside, I highly recommend arguing with a christian missionary on a bellyfull of beer.
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Imbibing the sacred liquid gives you unheard of stamina, an immunity to the mind numbing tedium of their argument, and an appreciative audience (or at least a bunch of people who like to laugh at the loud drunk man).

]]> By: One Eyed Jack http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9852 One Eyed Jack Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:14:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9852 Do not drink and post. Do not drink and post.

]]> By: It's a pirates life for me http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9834 It's a pirates life for me Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:48:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9834 arrgh, i see, i see, says i, says ee, ee see's, i see, ee see's the sea, the sea sees i and the sea see ee, and the flying spagheetti monster see's all!!! hehehehe arrgh,
i see, i see, says i, says ee,
ee see’s, i see, ee see’s the sea,
the sea sees i and the sea see ee,
and the flying spagheetti monster see’s all!!!
hehehehe

]]> By: Uomo Felice Della Pasta http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9742 Uomo Felice Della Pasta Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:17:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9742 Berk said: "Plus, seeing how the God in the new testament was much more forgiving than the God of the Old Testament, I’m sure your Christian God, who’s nothing more than a rip-off of Zeus and Ra, is laughing at this whole thing himself and thinks it is great." I have a theory; maybe the Christian God got pissed. For a good few years he was all "Look back and I'll turn you into salt", and now he's saying "Here have my son. Even better Kill Him! That way you can all come into heaven as long as you're sorry..." One day he'll sober up and start saying "You're a gay Jew? No you're a gay Christian? Christian? That's not a religion, this keeps getting better... Jesus come and listen to this... Jesus?" Then he'll be really pissed. In an angry way, not a drunken way. Berk said:
“Plus, seeing how the God in the new testament was much more forgiving than the God of the Old Testament, I’m sure your Christian God, who’s nothing more than a rip-off of Zeus and Ra, is laughing at this whole thing himself and thinks it is great.”

I have a theory; maybe the Christian God got pissed. For a good few years he was all “Look back and I’ll turn you into salt”, and now he’s saying “Here have my son. Even better Kill Him! That way you can all come into heaven as long as you’re sorry…”

One day he’ll sober up and start saying “You’re a gay Jew? No you’re a gay Christian? Christian? That’s not a religion, this keeps getting better… Jesus come and listen to this… Jesus?”

Then he’ll be really pissed. In an angry way, not a drunken way.

]]> By: It's a pirates life for me http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9646 It's a pirates life for me Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:15:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9646 p.s I agree me hartys, Without motion my life would of been motionless, Bring on those FSM bobble heads, I’ll have a shipload... and I’ll capture the vessel that brings them in the name of pirates everywhere, arrgh p.s I agree me hartys,
Without motion my life would of been motionless,

Bring on those FSM bobble heads,
I’ll have a shipload… and I’ll capture the vessel that brings them in the name of pirates everywhere, arrgh

]]> By: It's a pirates life for me http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9643 It's a pirates life for me Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:56:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/sadly-pathetic.htm#comment-9643 Enjoy accuiring your penny stacks my noodly grateness, for that is the pirate way, arrgh, well done for giving us 'pathtic' pirate's a voice, the wold will soon feel the fsm's wrath, hardy har har, ta ta for now me harty sea dogs, three cheers for the great noodly appendage, Hip hip, Her-aghh, Hip hip, Her-aghh, Hip hip, Her-aghh, Enjoy accuiring your penny stacks my noodly grateness,
for that is the pirate way, arrgh,
well done for giving us ‘pathtic’ pirate’s a voice,
the wold will soon feel the fsm’s wrath, hardy har har,
ta ta for now me harty sea dogs,

three cheers for the great noodly appendage,

Hip hip, Her-aghh,
Hip hip, Her-aghh,
Hip hip, Her-aghh,

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