Comments on: Please tell me this is all a huge joke http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/ Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:51:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Earthbreaker http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-83700 Earthbreaker Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:50:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-83700 It was an old age pensioner that created the world It was a firework that created the world It was a blue dude with shitloads of arms that created the world It was someone who looked like__________________________that created the world It was the great wise eagle that created the world It was a flying mass of spaghetti with eyes on stalks and noodly appendages that created the world Guess which theory goes with which religion! It was an old age pensioner that created the world

It was a firework that created the world

It was a blue dude with shitloads of arms that created the world

It was someone who looked like__________________________that created the world

It was the great wise eagle that created the world

It was a flying mass of spaghetti with eyes on stalks and noodly appendages that created the world

Guess which theory goes with which religion!

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]]> By: moochie http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21422 moochie Fri, 01 Dec 2006 20:34:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21422 @Branded Cow : "how many people have died saying “check this out”? - Spookily enough, it's *exactly* the same number of people whose last ever conscious thought was "Yeh, I reckon it'll hold my weight" AND the same number whose (de)parting words were "What's the point of looking both wa...?" Co-incidence? I think not! - [Stats accurate as of midnight last night]. Probably. @Branded Cow : “how many people have died saying “check this out”?
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Spookily enough, it’s *exactly* the same number of people whose last ever conscious thought was “Yeh, I reckon it’ll hold my weight” AND the same number whose (de)parting words were “What’s the point of looking both wa…?” Co-incidence? I think not!
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[Stats accurate as of midnight last night]. Probably.

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]]> By: Branded Cow http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21410 Branded Cow Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:52:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21410 I have a love-hate relationship with stupid people. . I love stupid because people they make me feel better about myself, and they always provide a source of humor to the rest of us. . I hate stupid people because they are just too f**king irratiating. Unfortunately Florida has given too many stupid people a licence to drive. . The only thing I am completely sure about is that you can never underestimate the power of stupid people. . A bit of morbid curiosity, how many people have died saying "check this out"? I have a love-hate relationship with stupid people.
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I love stupid because people they make me feel better about myself, and they always provide a source of humor to the rest of us.
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I hate stupid people because they are just too f**king irratiating. Unfortunately Florida has given too many stupid people a licence to drive.
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The only thing I am completely sure about is that you can never underestimate the power of stupid people.
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A bit of morbid curiosity, how many people have died saying “check this out”?

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]]> By: Penne http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21401 Penne Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:31:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21401 It's the leading cause of stupid people deaths in America. It’s the leading cause of stupid people deaths in America.

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]]> By: Penne http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21400 Penne Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:30:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21400 -long live stupid people!-Saddly, that's not the way it works.Generally stuipd people end up stepping in front of steam rollers,parade floats,glaciers...or they become hypnotised by the sight of their own dirty socks spinning around in the washing machine and get killed in a 'tragic tie caught in the washer' accident. -long live stupid people!-Saddly, that’s not the way it works.Generally stuipd people end up stepping in front of steam rollers,parade floats,glaciers…or they become hypnotised by the sight of their own dirty socks spinning around in the washing machine and get killed in a ‘tragic tie caught in the washer’ accident.

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]]> By: dafsaefweafewfw http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21394 dafsaefweafewfw Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:20:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21394 i almost start to cry when I read comments which criticize the content of this website, calling it ridiculous (if they manage to spell it right). this website is far from ridiculous, it's actually designed in a very intelligent manner. it mocks many things (if you can't guess what, kill yourself) in a comical fashion, and every time people make comments like 'i hope this is a joke' they give this website more power. long live stupid people! i almost start to cry when I read comments which criticize the content of this website, calling it ridiculous (if they manage to spell it right). this website is far from ridiculous, it’s actually designed in a very intelligent manner. it mocks many things (if you can’t guess what, kill yourself) in a comical fashion, and every time people make comments like ‘i hope this is a joke’ they give this website more power. long live stupid people!

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]]> By: Zorack http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21388 Zorack Fri, 01 Dec 2006 19:07:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21388 I have to say, from an IT perspective, this webpage is designed quite well. As far as content; WTF??? I've never heard of such a rediculous idea... but I guess to each his own. I have to say, from an IT perspective, this webpage is designed quite well. As far as content; WTF??? I’ve never heard of such a rediculous idea… but I guess to each his own.

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]]> By: Penne http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21385 Penne Fri, 01 Dec 2006 18:54:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21385 That's true, they do have an evil spokes-clown as their all powerful leader. That’s true, they do have an evil spokes-clown as their all powerful leader.

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]]> By: italian stallion http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-21370 italian stallion Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:48:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-21370 you wrote: Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you. I believe this. I see this. I'm Italian, and last night the FSM appeared to me in a dream and said to me: go in the world, say that I AM REAL, and put a drop of tomato juice in every soul, and say to the world thet Mac Donalds is THE EVIL. Long Life to the Pasta People and long Life to FSM.... you wrote: Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.

I believe this.
I see this.
I’m Italian, and last night the FSM appeared to me in a dream and said to me: go in the world, say that I AM REAL, and put a drop of tomato juice in every soul, and say to the world thet Mac Donalds is THE EVIL.
Long Life to the Pasta People and long Life to FSM….

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]]> By: All Religions are parodys http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-20305 All Religions are parodys Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:27:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-20305 @ gill "I mean….how can you not find this awsome?!" totally agreed! most sensible post on herefor a while :-) All hail his noodliness @ gill

“I mean….how can you not find this awsome?!”

totally agreed! most sensible post on herefor a while :-)
All hail his noodliness

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]]> By: Just Guess http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-19886 Just Guess Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:39:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-19886 My big beef with Xtianity is that they keep preaching at me. It's always Jebus loves you this and you're going to burn in eternal torment that. I don't give a damn, so why won't they stop. . And why are a bunch of cannibals who worship a zombie preaching about morality anyway? Isn't that kind of hypocritical? My big beef with Xtianity is that they keep preaching at me. It’s always Jebus loves you this and you’re going to burn in eternal torment that. I don’t give a damn, so why won’t they stop.
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And why are a bunch of cannibals who worship a zombie preaching about morality anyway? Isn’t that kind of hypocritical?

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]]> By: All Religions are parodys http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-19879 All Religions are parodys Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:07:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-19879 @ spaghettitasteslikeshit oh and Christiany IS a religion, what a stupid thing to say that its not, you claim educated people know Christianty is not a relgion, well educate us......explain your mad theory........... and dont say its a cult because all religions are technically just large better known cults anyway @ spaghettitasteslikeshit

oh and Christiany IS a religion, what a stupid thing to say that its not, you claim educated people know Christianty is not a relgion, well educate us……explain your mad theory………..

and dont say its a cult because all religions are technically just large better known cults anyway

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]]> By: All Religions are parodys http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-19878 All Religions are parodys Mon, 27 Nov 2006 20:05:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-19878 @ spaghettitasteslikeshit You claim none of us have a life yet you seem to enjoy comming on here and trying to make everyone pissed off? which is pointless as we're all good humoured people who just laugh it off as for your comments about Mithra, Mithra DID predate Christianity, by a good few hundred years infact, and you failed to comment on the Egyptian Man-God Horus, who predated Mithra by a few thousand years!!! and assuming we are all unsuccesful loners when all youv done is read a blog about Holy Pasta is a random assumption dont u think? im not going to bore anyone with the details of my life (coz lets face it its the internet, i could say im a russian billionare who owns a spanish football team and how would you know?!........im not tho lol) but i lead an exciting, fulfilling life that i enjoy and websites like this always give me a chuckle :-) @ spaghettitasteslikeshit

You claim none of us have a life yet you seem to enjoy comming on here and trying to make everyone pissed off? which is pointless as we’re all good humoured people who just laugh it off

as for your comments about Mithra, Mithra DID predate Christianity, by a good few hundred years infact, and you failed to comment on the Egyptian Man-God Horus, who predated Mithra by a few thousand years!!!

and assuming we are all unsuccesful loners when all youv done is read a blog about Holy Pasta is a random assumption dont u think?

im not going to bore anyone with the details of my life (coz lets face it its the internet, i could say im a russian billionare who owns a spanish football team and how would you know?!……..im not tho lol) but i lead an exciting, fulfilling life that i enjoy and websites like this always give me a chuckle :-)

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]]> By: Athiest Grant http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-19494 Athiest Grant Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:49:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-19494 Oh i see. because a spaghetti monster would be stupid, especially when you compare it to the rational idea of a superior all knowing being. I now understand everything. Oh i see. because a spaghetti monster would be stupid, especially when you compare it to the rational idea of a superior all knowing being. I now understand everything.

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]]> By: moochie http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-19018 moochie Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:08:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-19018 @i changed my name ok : "this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy". - On the contrary .. within the space of a few posts you have dropped your aggressive intolerence, improved your spelling and grammar significantly, and even shown the ability to see both sides of an argument ("Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good"). Just shows what hanging around with a few grown-ups for a bit can achieve. Plus, of course, the subversive power of the Noodly one, corroding your faith without you even being aware of it. Muwahahaha! @i changed my name ok : “this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy”.
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On the contrary .. within the space of a few posts you have dropped your aggressive intolerence, improved your spelling and grammar significantly, and even shown the ability to see both sides of an argument (“Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good”). Just shows what hanging around with a few grown-ups for a bit can achieve. Plus, of course, the subversive power of the Noodly one, corroding your faith without you even being aware of it. Muwahahaha!

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]]> By: gill http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-18981 gill Fri, 24 Nov 2006 05:35:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-18981 "@gill…mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture…or shrooms…..hmmmm ahhh the choices…"..........Uh.......if anyone understands this, please let me know. - @TRIX-- Yah, actually I think there're several non-athiest supports of the holy FSM lurking around here besides you 'n me. Frankly, it doesn't matter WHAT you are, if you've got a sence of humor and an open mind this site shouldn't bother you at all. (I mean....how can you not find this awsome?!) “@gill…mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture…or shrooms…..hmmmm ahhh the choices…”……….Uh…….if anyone understands this, please let me know.
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@TRIX– Yah, actually I think there’re several non-athiest supports of the holy FSM lurking around here besides you ‘n me. Frankly, it doesn’t matter WHAT you are, if you’ve got a sence of humor and an open mind this site shouldn’t bother you at all. (I mean….how can you not find this awsome?!)

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]]> By: i changed my name ok http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-18976 i changed my name ok Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:40:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-18976 wait hahaha sorry one more comment @gill...mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture...or shrooms.....hmmmm ahhh the choices...crap sorry i made fun...thats all yes thank you i typed this fast bad grammer blah blah im out. wait hahaha sorry one more comment @gill…mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture…or shrooms…..hmmmm ahhh the choices…crap sorry i made fun…thats all yes thank you i typed this fast bad grammer blah blah im out.

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]]> By: TRIX http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-18974 TRIX Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:32:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-18974 @gill, I'm a christian (anglican) and I also do Patafarianism. . It would be so funny if in Deity Land, all gods that have been imagined are there, laughing and parting. Here's how a conversation would go: . God: Hey!! FSM! Long time, no see eh? FSM: Hell, yeah! Hey, lemme get you another beer *reaches into the beer volcano and pulls out a Labbat's Godd* God: So, how's bobby and the followers been? *opens the Godd with a bolt of lightning* FSM: Oh, nothin' much, just showing the Fundies the path, really funny actually! God: Oh, Yeah! Heh, those fundies still don't realize the bible was supposed to be a theological storybook, not a guide to life? FSM: Hells yeah?! God: HELLS YEAH! Zeus: Hey guys, how's it goi--oof!! *punched in the gut* God: Get back to scrubbin' the floors! No one's worshiped you for centuries! FSM: Yeah, and tell Pandora not to open that damn box again, last time she created those fundies, this time, something worse will get out! God: something worse than fundies? Shit, that's gotta be bad! FSM: Yeah. It'll be Nazis. Ninja Nazis. With lasers. God: OH NOES!!! FSM: ZOMG! LOLOL!1!! God: Heh, we'll I'll see you later, bro. FSM: Yeah. Later. *walks over to budda* Budda: Hey, nice to see ya, old friend! *TO BE CONTINUED* LOL @gill,
I’m a christian (anglican) and I also do Patafarianism.
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It would be so funny if in Deity Land, all gods that have been imagined are there, laughing and parting. Here’s how a conversation would go:
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God: Hey!! FSM! Long time, no see eh?
FSM: Hell, yeah! Hey, lemme get you another beer *reaches into the beer volcano and pulls out a Labbat’s Godd*
God: So, how’s bobby and the followers been? *opens the Godd with a bolt of lightning*
FSM: Oh, nothin’ much, just showing the Fundies the path, really funny actually!
God: Oh, Yeah! Heh, those fundies still don’t realize the bible was supposed to be a theological storybook, not a guide to life?
FSM: Hells yeah?!
God: HELLS YEAH!
Zeus: Hey guys, how’s it goi–oof!! *punched in the gut*
God: Get back to scrubbin’ the floors! No one’s worshiped you for centuries!
FSM: Yeah, and tell Pandora not to open that damn box again, last time she created those fundies, this time, something worse will get out!
God: something worse than fundies? Shit, that’s gotta be bad!
FSM: Yeah. It’ll be Nazis. Ninja Nazis. With lasers.
God: OH NOES!!!
FSM: ZOMG! LOLOL!1!!
God: Heh, we’ll I’ll see you later, bro.
FSM: Yeah. Later. *walks over to budda*
Budda: Hey, nice to see ya, old friend!
*TO BE CONTINUED* LOL

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]]> By: i changed my name ok http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-18972 i changed my name ok Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:19:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-18972 What is with these people and thier grammar? TRIX you seem like a good guy I don't mind you so much, and I am in no way a world-changer so I guess this doesn't apply to me. I am although a believer, and in some ways it does offend me...I left my final message in the other blog this, this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy. Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good. That's all. What is with these people and thier grammar? TRIX you seem like a good guy I don’t mind you so much, and I am in no way a world-changer so I guess this doesn’t apply to me. I am although a believer, and in some ways it does offend me…I left my final message in the other blog this, this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy. Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good. That’s all.

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]]> By: gill http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke/#comment-18969 gill Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:08:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/10/22/please-tell-me-this-is-all-a-huge-joke.htm#comment-18969 "what did they do to deserve this" By 'they', I assume you mean the Christian fundies who are out to convert the world? See, I at least have no problem with your average everyday Christian. My two closest friends are both Catholic, actually. But the people you see on THIS site are too busy preaching eternal hellfire to be very enjoyable. So if you're not a fundi, get over it because we're not talking to you. (well, most of us aren't, anyway.) If you ARE a fundie...then.....oh well, sucks for you. “what did they do to deserve this” By ‘they’, I assume you mean the Christian fundies who are out to convert the world? See, I at least have no problem with your average everyday Christian. My two closest friends are both Catholic, actually. But the people you see on THIS site are too busy preaching eternal hellfire to be very enjoyable. So if you’re not a fundi, get over it because we’re not talking to you. (well, most of us aren’t, anyway.) If you ARE a fundie…then…..oh well, sucks for you.

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