Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Yep, you got us, this is one big joke!
Haha, get it? It’s a parody, just like Christianity and Buddhism.
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Christianity is the joke, what sort of god impregnegate’s his messanger. jesus wasn’t the son of god he was probably the son of phil from the pub. Mary thought a maculate conception was better than a one night stand.
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Christianity is the joke, what sort of god impregnegate’s his messanger. jesus wasn’t the son of god he was probably the son of phil from the pub. Mary thought a maculate conception was better than a one night stand.
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you dont need to pray for us, you should pray for yourself because you dont have any scientific evidence for your god, yet you still worship it. this angers his noodliness. i suggest you write several pieces of theatre relating to pirates or spaghetti monsters to redeem yourself. there is still time to contain the horrid limbo that awaits you in the after life, but time is quickly running out. so write like you’ve never written before.
yours,
blubbery joe
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Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades? Those were usually sanctioned by the pope. So going by that evidence Jesus probably existed. What is Christianity and Buddhism a parody of? There is a significant credibilty Christianity has over the FSM. Now believe what you want but don’t call Christianity a parody you noob. For what it’s worth I believe in theistic evolution. And I’m Catholic so at least I’m not going to hell.
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Bobert, we not going to hell – we going to Heaven!! We have a beer volcano & stripper factory. So there!!
PS: Christianity is a Parody – Ho ho ho!!!
See, I can sink to your level.
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After all the evidence presented at this site. I hypothesise that there are no space bars on the keyboards used at bible school. The space bars are situated out back in an area where all discussion takes place.
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That is a sound hypothesis, nikkiee. Bible school is a place to go for meeting a like-minded spouse. They have no need for space bars. It is the most phallic key on the board.
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You shouldn’t even have to ask. We don’t, we shouldn’t, and that’s the point. There is a very, very fine line between the Flaying Spaghetti Monster and the conventional image of God, at least as far as evidence and applications go. If we are idiots for believing in our supreme, omnipotent, created-everything being (which we don’t) then you are also an idiot for believing in yours, as is everyone who believes what you do. (unless you’re agnostic, and serious, which I doubt) But wait, they’re all wrong because they don’t believe in my God. He’s the only true god, he said so himself. ok.
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How can you say that this is a joke? It makes perfect sense that everything was created by a Big Invisible Monster!! Shame on you. I will pray to both the FSM and Eris for your soul. And may you too someday be saved by the touch of His Noodly Appendage.
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I hope that henderob prays for me. I’m obviously misguided. Please save me from hell. After all that must be where I’m going, being a good samaritan and all. Saving people from commiting suicide, donating blood, never throwing a punch in my life, etc. His noodly appendage touched me, although i’ve never felt “god’s” hands. Seems perfectly normal for me to burn in hell.
I guess what I’m saying is that I pray to FSM that henderob prays for me.
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It’s… a… joke??????
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Davey, staring the bleakness of a noodle-free cosmos right in the face. Sob.
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Don’t worry Davey, there are noodles wherever we look. It is these poor people who cannot see the sauce.
We shall have to bring the pasta to them.
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“Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.”
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Of course not! The meatballs had something to do with it too. Duh!
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I’m getting really tired of people coming to this site who have never read the enlightened words of “The Gospel of the FSM”. It’s seriously disrespectful to criticize a religion when you haven’t even read their sacred teachings.
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Be gone, heretic! Return when you have read The Gospel of the FSM!
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OEJ
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Guess we won’t be seeing them for a looooooooooooooong time then.
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BEGONE HERETICS !! I AM YOUR MASTER!
EAT ME!
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I converted from Judaism to Pastafarianism, and for the first time, my life has clarity. And noodles and sauce
Hate mail only fuels His Noodly Appendage!!!
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“Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades?”
crusades? wasnt that like… a movie? No! a TV show, ya now i remember, they cancelled it due to low ratings.
Also, for the record, the FSM is the only eatable god (to my knowledge); I dont know what you catholics plan on doing when a famine occurs but ill be converting to my dear sweat italian god.
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“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin” -Mark 4:8
Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, however having different beliefs from someone else does not mean that you should mock other religions. Just think, if somehow Christianity does happen to be the religion that is right.. do you really want to go to hell for blasphemy (especially when it isn’t necessary to blaspheme)? Just a little food for thought.
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@A:
I’m sorry, but I just can’t take the proposition seriously for a second.
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I mean, it’s all just such an obvious, outrageous fabrication, isn’t it? Virgin birth, loaves and fishes, dead people getting up and walking… it’s fairy tales, it was imagined in a time when just about everyone was utterly ignorant of just about everything.
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Why choose to remain that way? There’s about as much chance of Christianity (or *any* religion being right) as there is of me *personally* being the second coming of the messiah. If you can’t see that, there’s something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek psychiatric help.
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don’t pray for me….i just ate.
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A— If Christianity is the right religion, then I’m going to hell for a whole bunch of other things as it is, so I might as well blasphem. Also, I wonder why you’re so bothered by us ‘poor misguided fools’? Let us screw ourselves over and go to ‘hell’, it’s not gonna affect your life. (Unless your faith is so weak us blasphemers are making you uneasy…..)
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It’s a Joke??!!! OH GOD MY LIFE IS WASTED!!! WHY ME? WHY ME?! Oh, the baren world, the pastaless cosmos! How could I have fallen for it? Surely no reasonable person would believe in an all powerful invisible being. I was misguided! MY LIFE IS OVER AND THE WORLD HAS NO MEANING!!!!!
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Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, however having different beliefs from someone else does not mean that you should mock other religions.
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Hello, pot? This is the kettle. I have some news for you that you might want to take sitting down.
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LOL – Anna, made me giggle!
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster can’t spell his name!
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FSM is not a joke.
Humanity is THE JOKE created but the Almighty Pasta for his entertainment!
I think of myself as one of many Jesters in the Royal Pasta’s Court!
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“There’s about as much chance of Christianity (or *any* religion being right) as there is of me *personally* being the second coming of the messiah”. All hail Davey, second coming of the messiah!
Oh, and i havent read the gospel of teh FSM yet, cause i cant find it, anyone know were i could?
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I believe that this pasta based religion is a clever political vehicle to prevent ID in public school. But as a practical faith I’d rather subscribe to Ron L. Hubbard than Bobby Henderson. But I was merely giving you the benefit of the doubt that the existence of Jesus is a higher probablility than your monster. Pixel Pete I’ve considered the chance of you being the next messiah, thats a poor analogy. Capin, you can look up crusades on wikipedia. I believe that you were thinking of I CALVIUS, and you didn’t say what Christianity parodied. Additionally I think someone had a point that humanity is absurd. And we all will either go on being absurd or commit suicide.
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I bought my copy of The Gospel at Barnes and Nobles. They put it in the humor section of all places. A complete insult!
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Amazon carries it as well. Not sure about Borders.
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I have a friend that works at a local Christian book store. I should ask her if they carry it. hehe.
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“I believe that this pasta based religion is a clever political vehicle to prevent ID in public school.”
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Thank you, Captain Obvious! I am an American, and I vote. I vote in every election and if I can’t smell garlic on your breath, then you are not getting my vote.
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Bobert you are as bright as a button, no putting one past you.
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No one here has said that Jesus did not exist, but was he the son of a fantasy supreme being? was his mother a virgin?(lol always makes me laugh that especially as she’d have been stoned in those times for carrying another mans child, as I am sure he husband would not have believed that). Did people with wings and harps come down to visit him?
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I have to say I believe that as much as I believe the stories of Homer.
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You really need to learn how to spell really, and how to use the apostrophe. Isn’t it interesting that most people that send hate mail don’t know how to spell correctly? That proves that they are illiterate, which means they are uneducated, which is why they believe this “God” of theirs. Open your eyes Henderob! Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all around us! The FSM gave us the trees, the mountains, and the midgets! While most of the tree cutters are “Christians” and cut trees down for paper, flatten mountains them to make houses, and look at the midgets differently, we learn to love them all like they were part of us, unlike you. Think about this before you call our awesome religion a “joke”
RAmen
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Bobert says:”Pixel Pete I’ve considered the chance of you being the next messiah”… I feel touched by His Noodly Appendage… just touched *breaks out in joyful crying*
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Apparently, the FSM serves some of the same human needs as more traditional religions: the need to ridicule one’s neighbors and feel superior to them comes immediately to mind.
Of couse, the FSM also serves hunger, and the basic human need for puns…’Pastafarianism’, indeed! :laugh:
ps) That’s not the REAL Captain Amzaing of eScrew fame is it? (and when I say ‘REAL’, I mean ‘pretend’.)
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Plus the carrot on a stick… Beer Volcano & Stripper Factory – I wouldn’t dare risk being a heathen!!!
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Ok then. Prove to me that your God is not the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He shows himself as he wishes to be seen. And with all those noodly appendages it’s difficult for him not to move in mysterious ways.
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Yeah, if you eat spaghetti, what happens????
you are all atheist demons. die.
all of amen.com has responded here. :)
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
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Yeah, if you eat spaghetti, what happens????
you are all atheist demons. die.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
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Oh lordy… another one?
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amen.com……thats got a nice ring to it OEJ? You think maybe we should respond?
RAmen
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haha…….second post…. the site name removed …..too late :)
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Yes very good.
And all of us at buy-a-half-rotten-foetid-dead-squirrel.com recommend you check out our site….I mean have very, very significant things to say.
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I’ve had a hard time just convincing my local library to carry The Gospel. I don’t think we’ll get amen.com to carry it. Religious elitists. It’s Religotry!… or would that be Theogotry?
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lol…. hahaha
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How can anyone say that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one big joke? When so many have been touched by his noodley appendage? These heathens who try to convince you that the world and everything in it was not created by the bi-meatballed one are clearly trying to divert the rightous from their true path of noodley enlightenment. DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE HERETICS WHO BELIEVE IN THIS “GOD”! They have been put here to test the true FSM believers.
Repent to His Almightly Noodleness before it’s too late, I implore you my children…
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YOU…WILL…ALL…PERISH…n….EVERLASTING…
TORMENT…TORMENT…TORMENT…mega-TORMENT…
4…ur…unBELIEF…&…BLASPHEMES…
b/cuz…u…CANNOT…HIDE…FROM…THE…
ALL-Cing…mega-I…of the…1…TRUE…G-D…
after…all…
it’s…n…the…BOOK!!
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@baby eugene…
honestly..who are these people with thier IM lingo crap? Do you know what a complete sentence is? Or was that not covered in Jr high English class?
ARRGH
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I get the feeling that lots of these Christians enjoy the idea of us all burning in hell forever. Yep, Jesus is love.
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Petrovski wrote, “How can anyone say that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one big joke? When so many have been touched by his noodley appendage?”
Don’t Catholic schoolboys get touched by noodly appendages too? I’m not fer it, just sayin’.
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no monkey, they do not. they are touched by dirty old men who are bad. please do not infer that thier apendages have ny relation to ours.
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Fer all ye scurvy non-believers, there be photographical evidence of His Noodly Goodness to be had here.
Take ye a gander and THEN make yer argument agin me mateys and wenches who been tetched by His Noodly Appendage.
Yaaargh and RAmen!
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It’s funny. The idea of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. I mean, it really is a wonderful satire. I enjoyed the letter and the graph of pirates vs. global temperature. I’m Christian..and there’s nothing wrong with a good joke. I don’t understand why so many Christians are so agregiously offended by this site. To each his own. We can all believe what we want. And everyone on this website is clearly too obstinate to change their personal views anyway. Frankly, I don’t understand why people bother bickering at all through this forum…it seems to be rather useless.
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Swell evidence there, but I can see three or four distinct FSMs in that picture. 0 0
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Darn it didn’t work. But anyway, despite being a FSM follower meself, if I were a crazy illiterate christian, you’d have to do better than that to convince me of His Noodliness.
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I understand, my misguided and niave YAWEH following friend. The SFM is SO much different from your “god” that I might well be hard for you to recogize him as GOD. After all, unlike your “god”, the FSM never:
Ordered rape and murder (Numbers).
Punished people for NOT murdering captives (Numbers).
Punished an entire species for the sins of one man (Genesis).
Alowed the “sons of man” to have sexual intercourse with the daughters of man, creating a race of supermen (Genesis).
Ordered people to mutilate the genitals of their infant male sons (everywhere in O.T.).
And yet, I’m claiming that the FSM is a loving God. He just explesses is love differently from your “god”, by NOT, say, ordering people to sacrifice there first born son, or by NOT ordering 32 virgins to be offered as a heave offering. I no, it sounds strange to one who’s religion is so steeped in blood, but its really true! The FSM loves you. Love him! And were a pirite outfit.
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woa… eugene, geez you “sound” like you’re having a siezure, or you’re a robot. I think all the IMing has been ingrained into your mind.
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Hmm,
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One reason to get together here is in bickering we are both learning new stuff, and new ways of looking at the same point.
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I feel that I have learned so much about the way other atheists think and feel regarding the issue of God and evolution. It brings me a lot of hope that we have a lot of atheists around the world willing to speak up for what they believe.
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Taking the piss out of faith is just an added bonus.
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baby eugene -
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LOL! – I am not laughing with you!
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RAmen NowtheworldhasMeaning, RAmen.
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What kind of God gives you free will and punishes you for using it? What a dickhead! Even if that Christian God is real I’m not worshipping that twisted two faced contrary son of a bitch (and Mary was apparently something of a whore faced bitch I hear).
The FSM makes so much more sense than these other religious nonsense talkers. At least it has a perfectly viable explination for why the rational fact based ideas of science can be readily dismissed. I mean what kind of an EVIL God is this Jesus bastard (his parents weren’t married right?) motherfucker (Jesus is God and God Got Mary pregnant therefore he is a motherfucker right?) anyway?
I will make RAmen for you to counter your prayers that are poisoning your mind and harming your very carbs.
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God would never win in a modern court of law…
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God: “Your honor, I must punish mankind for all eternity because the defendents, Adam and Eve, ate from the tree of knowledge of good an evil. It was clearly stated from the beginning that I forbade them to do so, yet they did!”
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Judge: “So, let me see if I understand your position, Mr. Plaintiff…. You created a perfect world and into that world you created two perfect beings, the defendants, Adam and Eve?”
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God: “That’s correct your honor.”
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Judge: “At the time of creation, the defendants had no understanding of good and evil. They were innocent?”
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God: “Yes your honor.”
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Judge: “Into this perfect world, among these perfectly innocent people, you placed two trees, the Tree of Life and the Tree of Knowledge, and instructed the defendants not to eat from them?”
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God: “Yes your honor.”
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Judge: “And then there was a third party, this serpent fellow. He coerced the defendant, Eve, into eating from the Tree of Life. Eve then coerced Adam to eat as well, correct?’
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God: “Yes, your honor! They are sinners and I must punish them and all their progeny! I demand justice!”
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Judge: “Calm down Mr. Plaintiff. I’m not finished. Where did this serpent come from?”
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God: (tugging on his shirt collar) “Well, you see your honor, it’s like this. That serpent fellow, well he used to work for me. He was once one of my angels. Then he went rogue.”
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Judge: “So, did you create this serpent fellow?”
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God: (fidgeting) “Well, you know your honor… you see, he’s evil.”
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Judge: “But you are the creator of all things. Who created the serpent if you didn’t?”
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God: (sweating heavily) “Well, yes, I guess “technically” I created the serpent.”
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Judge: “I think I understand now. Let me summarize. You, the plaintiff, aka God, created a perfect world. Into this world you created two perfect beings. You then created temptation by way of the two forbidden trees. You also created an evil serpent who in turn coerced the defenendants into defying you. You now wish to punish the defendants and all their progeny for all eternity. Is this correct?”
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God: (beaming) “Correct your honor! I move that we get right to the smiting!”
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Judge: “Motion denied! This is a clear case of entrapment. I find in favor of the defendants.”
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God: (fists balled and stomping his foot) “But your honor! I’m God!”
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Judge: “What you are is mean spirited, petty son of a bitch! You act like some child, burning ants with a magnifying glass for kicks! Now get out of my court and quit screwing around with people’s lives!”
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this website is not a joke. no more than Jonathan Swift’s “a modest proposal” is. it is a demonstration against the teaching of religious ideas in science classes which got blown way out of proportion. christens who find the blessing RAmen offensive should relise that pastafarinaism is greatly influenced by Christianity, and is in no way mocking it. it is could, in fact be considered a radical branch of the christen religion, albeit one with rather strange ideas about the nature of god. don’t be offend, just have a good laugh.
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That should have been “from the Tree of Knowledge” not “from the Tree of Life” in my last post. Typo demons begone!
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Please tell me this is a joke, your “God” created the universe? Our Noodly creator makes just as much sense as yours, if not more. Take Adam and Eve in for example. If they had children, then those children procreated with each other,and wouldn’t normalcy be a birth defect? Are people who have vertical challenges the people closest to FSM, as he created the first, even before he created Pirates. Please, If you really believe that “god” created everything, we pray for you.
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p.s. hear hear, me hearty! (one eyed jack)
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Maybe Adam & Eve were not the first humans – just the first believers in “God”. To keep their bloodline pure that had to procreate with each other. Yes, that would explain a lot. Christians are decendants from Adam & Eve!
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Most Christians are descended from Adam and Eve, since there has to be a LOT of incest in their genetic background. Basically since Cain and Seth had no other women around they have to be descended from Motherfuckers. A lot of motherfuckers in the Christian faith, Jesus is God and God is his father so Jesus fucked his mother. It’s a small warped gene pool and I’m glad that I’m from much more moral ancestry of canibal chimps.
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Hey chunkylimey, a lot of chistians don’t believe in literal interpretation. And humans never came from monkeys, evolution suggests a common ancestor you noob. Also marcius mariana, it seems that the subject of the FSM isn’t blatant enough for henderob (the person who started this thread, also I’m only a first liutenant in obviousness, not a captain…yet.)So for the rest of you who think bashing religion is fun, i hope your future children are mongoloids.
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Bobert- we will bash as long as you give us the hammer.
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Bobert, we are not into religion bashing. This sight is for discussion about ID (and of coarse FSM). Sure we do a bit of piss take on this site – but we are not attacking any religious sites. If ID pro people want to comment (which they do) they are wide open for conflict. This is fair. I always respond in the same tune as the hatemail sent – ie if it is intelligent I respond intelligently, if it is just nastygrams well open season for abuse!
I have equal respect for all religion and believe STRONGLY that it should be in it’s place not deluding our next generation with a Pseudo Science in class!!!
Anyway seeing as we are not decendants of Adam & Eve, our future children will be fine. Yours however will have two heads. I am not hoping that for you (that would be bad for my Karma) – I am mearly devising that is a likely outcome from genetic inbreeding.
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Oh the spelling, oh the humanity!
Sight coarse it’s decendants mearly
Don’t get me started on punctuation.
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Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades? Those were usually sanctioned by the pope. So going by that evidence Jesus probably existed. What is Christianity and Buddhism a parody of? There is a significant credibilty Christianity has over the FSM. Now believe what you want but don’t call Christianity a parody you noob. For what it’s worth I believe in theistic evolution. And I’m Catholic so at least I’m not going to hell.
That made no sense… Henderbob is the “leader” of “Pastafarianism”… which makes him the spaghetti-pope… which means that the FSM exists?
The crusades and Jesus have nothing to do with one another. If anything, the fact that a religeous leader was using the bible as a means to wage a war (”Thou shalt love thy neighbor,” “Thou shalt not kill,” etc.) should lead a rational person to question exactly how much of the bible is “Authentic” and how much of it was doctored for personal gain. I mean, after all… Would Jesus run out and kill millions of people because they don’t believe he’s the son of god? Come on, now…
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@CMD-Z Oct 24th, 2006 at 11:50 pm
“Bobert- we will bash as long as you give us the hammer.”
That’s going on my calender :)
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@baby eugene
I for one will be praying to the great FSM for you. Physc. wards can be pretty nasty places. There are all sorts of people, with all sorts of communication problems there.
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With lots of nice, calming Lithium… where there are no bad people making you listen to that stupid science stuff.
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You wouldn’t believe the diversity on my bookshelf…..and I still can’t find “the book”
A title would be good. I mean I have access to a good library.
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FUCK THE FAKE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! IF YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT SHIT YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!!!
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A JOKE?! Our God is not only almighty, he is also tasty!
He created everything and covered it with the Holy Marinara Sauce so that we would not suffer from lack of decent grub.
RAmen
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Such hatefull words from such good christians. Mongoloids and Dumbasses we may be, but intolerant we are not. I don’t hate you for eating our God, I just don’t give thanks to another God before I do it. I don’t wish birth defects on your kids. I do think I may be more open minded than you though, because if you ever fully understand why you dismiss my God, you will understand why I dismiss yours. I’m one step ahead of you already.
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No I happen to agree with this guy. Reject the Fake FSM. Long live the REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster ( A-Ha-Ha-Haaa, see what I did there? ) and his lustrous mass of cuddly tentacles. Yes i am ‘in love’ with my God. I wanna get down on my knees and start lovin’ the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I want to take his body into me every week if you know what I mean……
I think I may be starting some sort of crazy subsect of FSM worship here. Mybe the Mormonsim of FSM. Sweet Lord help me.
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Hey maxwell, if somebody thinks it’s cool to take shots on anothers faith, some people are going to say something about it. And I havn’t wished for everyones’ kids to be mongoloids if they believe in the FSM. If you enjoyed religion bashing, I happen to think that that’s what you deserve. I have been taken out of context. A common strategy by noobs.
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ok, let’s use your words, in your context:
“So for the rest of you who think bashing religion is fun, i hope your future children are mongoloids.”
AND, I didn’t come to your blog to bash your faith. Seems you found your way here and did some bashing of mine. It still intrigues me as to the thin-ness of christian’s skin when someone challenges their beliefs, and how quickly YOU resort to wishing my children would be born mongoloids. If you don’t like what you see here, please GTF out. I promise, I won’t post my opinions on any christian blogs; you all have no tolerance for humor or free thought. Noodly goodness be with you.
RAmen.
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Remember the Wizard of Oz? Bobert, it seems that you are a liliputian (sp?). You see the big, scary Wizard. You obey him, and fear him. We happen to see the little man behind the machine. You don’t even realize it is a machine, not to mention being able to consider that something else is behind it. I don’t believe that anything you read here will change your opinion about anything, so, do yourself a favor and ask your pastor what you should believe. Then tell your friends about it, not me. But, if you ever want to sit down over a big bowl of ’sketti and discuss it, I would do so. NGBWY.
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Way to go maxwell!
Bobert: I don’t mind if adults want to believe in Jesus.I don’t even mind if adults want to believe in the Easter Bunny, or that aliens are bugging their brains through the telephone wires, or that pixies run the internet. I figure the stupid and crazy will always be with us.
What started the whole FSM movement is that the jesus retards are trying to pass laws to force our children to our children to learn their religion as science. THAT is not acceptable. Right-wing Christians try to pass laws forcing their stupid crap down everybody’s throat and then complain that others are being intolerant of their religion if they say anything against it. For respect to work everyone has to do it. The religious right broke the deal when they tried to sneak and bully ID into science classes. So when a religious lunatic sends and obscene and misspelled message to OUR blog he is open season.
Some of us aren’t shy about calling a retard a retard and as Maxwell stated so well. ‘If you don’t like what you see here, please GTF out.’
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*high-five*
Drop me a line at maxwell@pookmail.com
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“Hey maxwell, if somebody thinks it’s cool to take shots on anothers faith, some people are going to say something about it. And I havn’t wished for everyones’ kids to be mongoloids if they believe in the FSM. If you enjoyed religion bashing, I happen to think that that’s what you deserve. I have been taken out of context. A common strategy by noobs.”
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Effectively we are in a the middle of a war of ideology, Muslims Vs Muslims, Christian Vs Christian, Atheist Vs Atheist, Christian Vs Muslim, etc.
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If you don’t want to be involved in the war you don’t have to be, but as soon as you give your opinion then you be it in politics/on a website or any other place that can influence others then preper to defend yourself.
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I am afriad the for the Faith religions you are going to find it a little bit more difficult than before seeing as education is now more widely spread!
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If you bashing any religion is sweet then you can kiss both sides of my ass. I know the story behing FSM and I have already said that it’s a political vehicle. If you bothered to read the entire thread than you would have been privy to that. And as a Christian I support evolution being taught in school. But I don’t support religious bashing. I actually hate it. I’m happy that the FSM has prevented ID from being taught, which was it’s purpose. Oh, and liliputions are from Gulliver’s Travels not the Wizard of Oz.
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Bobert,
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So We atheists are just meant to sit around letting the religions dictate policy, morals, politics and mocking my beliefs and I am not allowed to fight back. Piss off!
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Every time someone tells me there is a God or claims Evolution is fake I am insulted! In a very similar way the Muslims are insulted when you draw pictures of Muhammed.
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Like it or not religion dictates alot of Laws, it has activily slowed scientific progression. You should see the damage the christian faith is doing to Africa (AIDS anyone?), have you ever been to a orphanage in Africa where you know that all the children in there are going to die sooner or late from Aids, and then have to listen to some priest tell you it is a punishment from God?.
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And I have to listen to some prick telling me I am not allowed to question anothers beliefs, go fuck yourself mate!
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i’d hate u using language like “lol”, but…
lol of COURSE this is a big joke. Duhr!
what, did you think this was REAL?
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“Frankly, I don’t understand why people bother bickering at all through this forum…it seems to be rather useless.
“If you [think] bashing any religion is sweet then you can kiss both sides of my ass.”
I would like to point out that your side started it.
I would also not like to see non-Christians devolving to the level of hate mailers. =( I still find the term m*therf*cker offensive regardless of to whom it is applied, and I tend to feel that we FSM proponents as a community are above that.
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I firmly believe in a seperation of church and state. I’m not telling you to stop questioning other faiths, just don’t go on and say “your religion is bunk.” And I only started postiong when somebody called budhism and christianity a parody. Oh and I’ll get my passport in December for Cristmas actually. (a holiday you probably celebrate) And I depart for South Africa right on the 26th. I don’t care if your athiest or agnostic, I’ll encourage you to be politically active, so where in the hell did you get that idea?
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Bobert
RELIGION IS BUNK!!! RELIGION IS BUNK!!!!
Look grow up and do something constructive. You either need to add something remotely intelligent or you are guna get slammed!! We can believe whatever we want (and so can you). We can also express our beliefs here on our website.
Grow up.
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” I firmly believe in a seperation of church and state. I’m not telling you to stop questioning other faiths, just don’t go on and say “your religion is bunk.†And I only started postiong when somebody called budhism and christianity a parody. Oh and I’ll get my passport in December for Cristmas actually. (a holiday you probably celebrate) And I depart for South Africa right on the 26th. I don’t care if your athiest or agnostic, I’ll encourage you to be politically active, so where in the hell did you get that idea?”
Not only do you have an opinion, apparently you have several different ones, all regarding the same thing. Thanks for encouraging me to be politically active; I vote for you to leave. PS If I choose to say your religion is bunk, I will do so. Then you can wish the plague on my future offspring. It’s a fair trade!
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I may take my holidays and celebrate Christmas, but for me it has nothing to do with religion, it is just that the country I live gives Christmas off work/college so all my family can get together. I think you will find the timing of Christmas is very pagan, as it is unlikely Jesus was actually born on the 25 of December.
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Bobert as I have said before we are in the middle of a war of ideology, whilst some people are using violence to help them fight this war, we on this site are lampooning religion in the hope that someone will read it will see how stupid our example is and then relate it back to there own religion.
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What gives me the right?…
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Well for starters freedom of speach! every man has the right to speak his mind.
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Secondly I am judged using religious standards eg “living in sin”
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And finally if you want to engage in the war of ideology then it is open season on your ideology too. I don’t go knocking on doors screaming to people how just want to be left alone about my beliefs, I don’t stand on street corners trying to explain how great being an atheist is to passers by. But if we are talking over dinner/in the pub/on a website and you make a comment regarding religion and your view point on it then your mine!
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Bobert,
We haven’t wished ill upon you or your offspring (oh god I hope not). However you think it fair to wish ill upon us for what you term “religion bashing”. Do you even understand what you are typing??
FSM is the only TRUE religion!! Don’t knock it in our Church because that would be “religion bashing”. Is this more clear for you or should I draw a picture??
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“Is this more clear for you or should I draw a picture??”
Better draw the picture. Just to be safe. Use crayons, and label everything clearly.
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Watch this…
“A huge thing of spaghetti created everything”
Now for the christian side…
“Somting I have never seen and never heard made everything. But I know its there becasue I cam immagine nothing”.
wow… hard.
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Christmas is the beginning of the pagan celebration where the peak of winter has passed. The sun is visably travelling north again. The worship of Chronas (aka Saturn) – father of Zeus (aka Jupiter). The winter rations are shared at this time with villagers struggling to make their supplies last through the long dreaded winter.
Got nothing to do with Jesus or the story of St Nic in Paris!!!
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The only time I find myself in agreement with a religious person is when he/she observes that someone else’s religion is bunk. That this happens all the time, leads to a single conclusion.
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Yes, this is all a big joke. We don’t worship the spaghetti monster. We actually worship:
THE MIGHTY SPACE-TEACUP!
Our telescopes can’t pick it up but I know in my heart it’s there. Sure my “heart” is probably just feeling that way because my parents told me a magic Teacup orbits Venus since the day I was born.
And, yes, we constantly have wars with the people who believe the Teacup orbits Jupiter. But imagining myself and the divine Tea, which all faithful followers of The Great Cup shall receive after death, fills my soul with joy. How could this religion idea be a bad thing when it feels so good? (Or rather: How can illegal drugs be bad when they feel good, too and cause huge problems in society, too?)
I think Pastafarians should interact more with disciples of the Teacup, and the people who dress as ninjas and worship other italian dishes (I’d say pizza but that sounds too much like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). What good is a religion without unending sectarian violence?
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“Christmas is the beginning of the pagan celebration where the peak of winter has passed. The sun is visably travelling north again. The worship of Chronas (aka Saturn) – father of Zeus (aka Jupiter). The winter rations are shared at this time with villagers struggling to make their supplies last through the long dreaded winter.
Got nothing to do with Jesus or the story of St Nic in Paris!!! ”
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Thanks RAT I knew it was just could not remember much about it.
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Once in a while I have to remind myself of why I’m here. I was thinking that ID proponents want it taught in school. Why? I mean, as kids we all had questions about where we came from right? My parents dragged me into church on Sunday, and I remember Sunday school. I remember knowing that God created the heaven and earth long before I knew of evolution. I knew there were dinosaurs too, and I remember thinking “why don’t they talk about dinosaurs in Sunday school?” This must have been an important point; I mean Adam must have fended off attacks by T-rex right? Then I learned about science. Science explained things. Even when I consider m-theory, in all its complexity, I don’t give up and say, “ah screw it, this is too hard. I want to go back to believing God made all this”. Proponents of teaching ID must realize that intelligence overcomes creationism. As knowledge grows, mysticism and religion fail. For thousands of years, religious scholars told the sheep that religion was the answer to all their questions, as knowledge of science was not able to do so yet. If we can dismiss one bit of religion, it all falls down. Without teaching ID in school, most children will have their eyes opened to science, and religion looses sheep (sheep = money, power, influence, status etc.). Once again, zealots want to limit our knowledge to the level of their own. Nothing like blowing out another’s candle to make yours shine brighter.
May the Noodly Appendage touch your mind.
RAmen
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You’re absolutely right! It wasn’t the spaghetti monster.
It was, instead, the mother of all reasons why people do anything. Porn.
Yes folks, the purpose of life, the meaning of the universe and the principle on which Eris has many very naughtily expressed opinions is Porn.
Now go watch some. Some of you clearly need it.
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You are either very talented, or completely clueless in the application of irony.
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I’ll vote myself ‘completely clueless’ and err on the side of safety.
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I’d like to clarify a couple of things. I don’t believe in ID. If you were hooked up to a polygraph test, that would suggest that nobody actually believes in the FSM. I don’t give a damn if you don’t believe in Christianity what made you think that. And what cirriculum has evolution being taught to children? Also no matter how hard you try you can’t disprove a god. And I vote to stay in haha.
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I just think some of you should become more tolerant.
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I am not sure what Jake meant in that 8:34 post, so in case he thought I was talking about him, I wasn’t.
Anyway Bobert, I realize that evolution has the unfortunate downside of being supported by evidence and testable hypotheses based on the observation of reality, and pastafarianism has a graph. I recognize your plight in supporting Christianity.
And I bid you a goodnight sir.
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Bobert, you are right! Some of us (that be me AND you) should become more tolerant. “Let he who has not sinned, cast the first stone” etc.
I know your not into ID. But I am still clueless about your point.
Again, however, I agree with you that you can’t disprove a God (Like our almighty creator FSM!!!). However you know that from a Scientific Stance – God does not need to be disproved – only proven and that has not occured yet!!
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Tolerant? Do you know what it’s like to be an intelligent, female, non-Christian in American society? No, I thought you didn’t. I have to turn the other cheek quite often. Tolerance is my middle name, but here, at my (online) church, I can say and believe what I want. It’s your turn to be tolerant.
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@NeoPiratical (Oct 24th, 2006 at 12:49 pm)
Excellent.
RAmen
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@NepPiratical
I’d originally missed your post. Telescopic evidence of FSM.
http://fim1ur2.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_fim1ur2_archive.html
RAmen
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“Bobert Oct 25th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
I just think some of you should become more tolerant.”
Nuh-uh. *sticking out my tounge*
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_ignorance
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And of course, the burden of proof rests solely on YOUR shoulders. If beliefs need no proof, then your belief is wrong (and that needs no proof :P)
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Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades? Those were usually sanctioned by the pope. So going by that evidence Jesus probably existed. What is Christianity and Buddhism a parody of? There is a significant credibilty Christianity has over the FSM. Now believe what you want but don’t call Christianity a parody you noob. For what it’s worth I believe in theistic evolution. And I’m Catholic so at least I’m not going to hell.
The Crusades were a horrible excuse to kill off a bunch of people. Isn’t it a sin to kill people? Well, then how come during the crusades, all the so-called “Christians” went and killed or tortured people who weren’t willing to convert. The Pope was being a douche and just wanted to kill people because they didn’t think like he did. Tolerance, anyone?
I’m Catholic too, but I don’t agree with most of the stuff that the Catholic church did.
To everyone else who just doesn’t seem to get it:
And please, can you not see the humor in this? Do you not realize how sometimes Christianity is taken too far? Too seriously? Let’s for once, have some fun and not get all pissed off because someone said something about your religion that offended you. Scew it, it’s not even offending you. What has the “Flying Spaghetii Monster” ever done to Christianity? Nothing really. It hasn’t killed off people has it? NO, because it’s a joke…so please be willing to laugh and if you don’t like the Flying Spaghetti Monster I have a solution for you: don’t come here anymore.
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I just converted to FSM for the strippers and free beer. Find me a Christian church with those and I’m in.
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OEJ, easily swayed.
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I’m not offended by the church of the FSM. I wasn’t justifying the crusades. I believe in evolution. My point is religious tolerance should be heeded. What led you to believe that I wasn’t. And thank you Master in Chief of obviousness by telling me that God hasn’t been proved.
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Bobert,
you are using ‘circular logic’. The Pope sanctioned the Crusades, to secure the holy land, because this is where jesus lived. Therefore the crusades prove that jesus existed, because the pope, following a book which said that jesus existed, sanctioned the killing of lots of people. Therefore jesus existed.
It’s not logically sound. But that has never been a problem for uber-religious folk.
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Enough off this setting of Pastafarian against Pastafarian, we are all his creatures.
Now that’s the afternoon prayer bell, Come join with me in the chanting of ‘al dente! al dente!’
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/satire
’nuff said
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And i’ll pray for you not to get pwned by his Noodleyness!!
…or i wont
yeah i dont think i will.
you’ll just lose out man.
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Bobert,
did you just pick a random word to insult our future stock? or did you drop out of your Anthropology class before you got the definition of mongoloid?
For your information, a mongoloid is a person who originates, or the offspring of east easian decent. I’m going to imagine that you are just silly and misguided as opposed to just plain racist.
RAmen
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Bobert; you said “for what it’s worth I believe in theistic evolution. And I’m Catholic so at least I’m not going to hell. ”
Then you said “I’m not offended by the church of the FSM. I wasn’t justifying the crusades. I believe in evolution. ”
Then, “theistic evolution” suggests; God Almighty created the heavens and the earth, and all life upon the earth. He accomplished this process over billions of historical years. He has been in charge of this process since the beginning of time and He still is in charge. He directed the unfolding of life forms over time that many people call evolution.
So, since you are Catholic, you aren’t going to hell. Since I am a Pastafarian, I must be going to hell according to you. Then you state you believe in Theistic evolution, which sounds strangely like creationism, accept God has now become responsible for the evolutionary process. THEN, you say you believe in evolution. THEN you said some other stuff that I didn’t bother to read. Are you converting to Pastafarianism? Or abandoning your Catholic faith? Or are you choosing to believe parts of your religious teaching and rejecting other parts? Or are you confused, angry, and out-numbered? You could go either way here. Dig deep into your fear-based, immature, closed-minded religion, OR open your mind and realize that Catholics, Protestants, Mormans, Scientologists etc. have been sold a bill of goods. Think for yourself. Ask rational questions and be open to rational ideas and your faith may change.
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Yes. It is all a big joke.
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Or, you can wish my offspring to be of asian descent (mongoloid).
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God Monkey Wrote:
Petrovski wrote, “How can anyone say that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one big joke? When so many have been touched by his noodley appendage?â€
Don’t Catholic schoolboys get touched by noodly appendages too? I’m not fer it, just sayin’.
Well I was a catholic schoolboy and I was touched by his noodly appendage. It’s still possible to convert
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Thank you, Pineapple Monster.
It’s never too late. For most of my life I have been a Taoist Anarchist. For those who aren’t familiar with my former belief system, a TA has the benefits of understanding that you move with the Universe and therefore stay in harmony with the Universe and its Creator. That being said, the Anarchy portion comes into play when you’re just plain bored and want to see if you can throw a little chaos into the Universe to see what happens. For many years, theologists within the Church were worried this meant evolution, so they were killed. At any rate, it really only led to drunken orgies and lots of pirate songs. No harm done.
Now I find the truth in knowing my Creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Although I am now a firm believer, I find that my previous teachings still augment my now enlightened mind.
RAmen
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I am getting well and truely toasty from the flames coming out of this thread.
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Oh my gosh–a JOKE? REALLY?
Good thing FSMers know the difference between a phenomenological impossibility and reality. Coz we didn’t have to be illuminated by a fluckwit like you.
Religious people sure don’t know the difference between reality and delusion.
Which is why religionists cotton so easily to slaughter, genocide, and armageddon.
Have a nice day! You’ll need it after forcing others to believe in your imaginary friends at the point of a gun.
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PS, of course Mr. Catholic Guy isn’t going to hell.
Nobody is. There ain’t no such place except in the hostile, aggressive, juvenile fantasies of Catholics and other Christians, and religions descended from them (like Islam).
Any church that says other people are going to a place of eternal torment should lose their tax deduction.
Scratch that. Tax all churches now. Even FSM.
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Where’d you go Bobert? Come back and turn the other cheek!
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maxwell, I actually pick and choose a lot of thins from my faith. Have you heard of sarcasm? I’m not going to convert to your belief because I am outnumbered and it’s foolish to call your belief the most intellectual. It looks like somebody had to look up mongoloid in the dictionary, I figured some of you would have to. But just because meriman and webster don’t have my meaning doesn’t mean I’ve stopped making sence. Creationism is far different from theistic evolution you dunce. Oh yeah maxwell why don’t you get your literature straignt, and if you were hooked up to a polygraph test and were asked if you believe in the FSM, you would fail it. (and don’t deny that) That’s why I refuse to consider this a legitimate religion. And I’ll say this “if you are so insensitive and overly arrogant you deserve to get hit by a drunk driver.”
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maybe he’s busy making mongoloid offspring…tee hee hee
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Bobert,
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I’ll take your polygraph test. I can honestly say that I believe the FSM is just as real as your Christian God.
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OMFSM!
Bobert,
I’m Sorry, my post earlier stated that I was giving you the benifet of the doubt when you used the term ‘Mongoloid’, hoping that you weren’t a racist prick. obviously, I stand corrected. If you must insist on coming to our forums, please have some respect. It is very obvious you do not believe in the FSM, because If you did, you wouldn’t wish someone to be ‘hit by a drunk driver’.
Typical.
if you can’t win an argument, threaten them with violence.
I hope you have a good life, bobert.
That’s how we show our beliefs, you could learn something from FSM followers if you opened your mnd alittle.
RAmen
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Mongoloid; (Slang) Derogatory term used to imply mental retardation, esp. Down’s Syndrome. Derived from the asiatic appearence of sufferers.
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Hence, he’s not being racist, he’s being prejudiced against the mentally disabled (ironic, wot?).
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“Creationism is far different from theistic evolution you dunce”
Ok then, tell us how it is far different? Then, go get loaded and get behind the wheel and come lookin’ for me! I suspect that, like your previous arguments, you have only your opinion and nothing to back it up. Opinions are cool though. You can express your’s the same as i can express mine. In my opinion, your opinions stink unless you can offer some substance. Then, they still might stink, but I won’t view you as a tantrum-throwing child. (ok, I probably still will). You are fun to boot around!
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I have a question why can’t Christians spell?
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Bobert why can’t Cristians spell?
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Bobert from one moron to another how do you spell – Sense -Things.
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You come on here with your quasi intellectualism and you just don’t get it. With every key stroke you re-inforce everything we Pasafarians believe.
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LMAO
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I’m beginning to wonder Bobert; are you so angry because you fear being touched by a Noodly appendage, or by a Priest? Whilst both may “feel good”, one is good touch, and one is bad touch.
I hear an engine revving in the distance….the smell of cheap booze and pal mal waft on the breeze. Somewhere a drunk burps….VROOM VROOM. Headlights are bright, can’t move…no where to run
Thud. Bobert gets his wish. Too bad I challenged his beliefs, for I may still be alive today. What’s this? A BEER VOLCANO???!?!?!??! OMFSM! We were right! We were right!
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Aussie,
Thank you for the clarification for the masses.
I still consider it fairly racist, as i infer racisim with all discriminatory actions against a minority group.
;) thanks again
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Bobert – Come on, I have bet on your reply
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If you don’t believe, then you must be an idiot.
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Thanks. NEXT!!
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Hurry up Bobert! It can’t take that long to read about “theistic creation”. Or, are you formulating an intelligent argument for the difference between creationism and TC? Or maybe your are sticking pins in a voodoo doll…Hmmm. This is the worst part of having your head stuck in the sand. When your head is down there, what is sticking up? Your backside! Sticking right out there asking people to kick it. I was having fun kicking it. I’m getting bored now. Waiting. Poking you with a stick, poking, and poking and poking. you have to respond soon……
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Please replace “theistic creation” with “theistic evolution”. I am a dunce. A mongoloid-spawning, drunk-driver attracting dunce. Sorry.
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and TC should be TE. Dunce.
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three words: What The Fuck?
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First off my life is not dedicated to this thread. I’ve been at school/work so I’m sorry for the delay. I’m also sorry for missspelling one word. Lord knows that I’m not perfekt. It’s my belief that God created evolution. And has been around influencing various aspects on Earth. I don’t believe that we came from Adam and Eve. Theistic evolution has nothing to do with Adam and Eve. There are probably books about it. I’m believe that we came from very basic ucaria, and through time and natural selection we are what we’ve become today. I think that some outcomes of natural selection and gentic drift, God played a part. But feel free to think otherwise. I’d like to also point out that none of you have suggested that you behold any practical knoledge of evolution.
I’d also like to point out that I am not a bigot. I know I would prefer to have normal and healthy offspring. (I love it that so many of you didn’t grasp such a general colloquilasm) It’s a terrible thought to wish that upon someone. I however believed that some of you had deserved it. And you maxwell, you would fail that polygraph with flying colors. Do you actually believe that global warming is directly correlated with pirates. In the 1800’s there would hardly have been an accurate census of pirates. (it’s not like they had ss#’s or anything)
So this is my fond farewell, I can clearly see that revisiting this site would be a waste of my time. Your arguments are so full of fallacies that it’s not worth it to me. I’m above your piddly grade-level,there is no benefit for me debating with you on account of your dimwittedness. I’d like to pose a rhetorical question, who’s the dunce now?
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Actually, that was the most genuine stuff you’ve said yet. I don’t mind talking about ideas and discussing beliefs. You said from your heart what you believe, and I wouldn’t make fun of that. I might disagree, but that’s it. I don’t believe, not for a second, that global warming is caused by a decrease in pirates. But, I have a choice to believe that or not. I regret that you still stooped to calling my a dimwit, but I was not too nice to you either I guess. I think you focused so much on what you thought I believed, and judged me based on that assumption, that you missed the bigger idea that I object to people forcing their religious beliefs on me. I don’t think I ever said I was a believer in Pastafarianism, but I support whole-heartedly their message. Too bad you used your last post to express your most moderate views. I would have liked to debate them some more (without the mongoloid + dimwit stuff).
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Bobert, for all your insults towards the end of that post, your running away from the thread really says it all.
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@ Anyone who’s listening,
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So frustrating, isn’t it? The closing tactic of ‘I’m right, and here, watch as my fingers now go into my ears and I hum LOUDLY AS I WALK OUT OF THE DOOR, HMM HMM HMM’.
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Leaves me desperately wanting to chat to Bobert, but knowing that I’m just shouting into an empty room.
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It’s just skin-rendingly frustrating when you’ve reached an opinion on the world by questioning your beliefs, questioning what you were brought up with, listening to both sides, giving both sides a chance, reading, thinking, reading more, thinking more, talking to friends, listening to people better informed than yourself, facing difficult emotional decisions, testing yourself and your opinions through public behaviour and through debate, being honest with yourself about how you feel about your own opinions and seeking to address any holes, sticking points or inconsistencies, for years and years – and then to be told:
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‘Your arguments are so full of fallacies that it’s not worth it to me. I’m above your piddly grade-level,there is no benefit for me debating with you on account of your dimwittedness. I’d like to pose a rhetorical question, who’s the dunce now?’
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Well, Bobert (if by some weird chance you are reading this) – if you insist on reducing the debate to that level: you are the dunce. Doubly so, in fact, because a question doesn’t just become rhetorical because you say it is – the answer has to actually be blindingly obvious. Actually, the answer in this case *is* blindingly obvious to your audience – but I assume you didn’t really mean to end your post by saying ‘I am a dunce’.
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Bobert, if you do read this, all I ask, and all anyone on this site would really ask, is please, please, please keep on thinking. You obviously know a bit about a number of the issues involved in this. But the fact that you’re so ready to slam the door when challenged suggests a worrying closed-mindedness. Sure, keep Believing if that suits you. But don’t be suspicious of doubts or attacks against your faith. Give them space, listen to both sides – try as hard as you can to prove yourself wrong. Remember – a worthwhile attack will come from *outside* your faith – any belief system that pretends it can define and counteract all its possible flaws from within is lying and should make you very suspicious. Keep thinking, openly, honestly. See where you end up.
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Bobert
“I’d like to also point out that none of you have suggested that you behold any practical knoledge of evolution.”
I agree that I for one have no “knoledge” of evolution, however I do have a fair bit of knowledge of evolution. Your story sucks!
“I’m believe that we came from very basic ucaria”
So god created the ucaria ?? Then everything evolved from it? Is the ucaria as a sacred entity in your church then?
Your last two statements were very childish. Calling out personal insults as you run off down the street? Seems to be a lot of that, from opponents to evolution, in these threads.
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BTW
Insulting children who have been born with Downs Syndrome, through no fault of their own, is very unchristian
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He’s gone, Nikkiee. FSm knows where he’ll end up, stranded in a wrold he clearly doesn’t understand the first thing about. Pray to the FSM that he isn’t frightened by the sight of a friendly person with Downs Syndrome into jumping into the path of an approaching car.
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I’ve been looking back over this thread. (Love OEJ’s courtroom drama, btw.) And I’m starting to think I may actually have been too nice to Bobert. He said some bad, bad things. Still, maybe his god’s okay with that. (Sure, I remember the bit in the New Testament where Jesus took time out to point and laugh at Downs Syndrome kids.)
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Pirates can be forgiving, though, Bobert. Accept that the only thing worth giving a damn about is what actually exists, and that that means actual living, breathing creatures, and we’ll be your friends. Otherwise: have fun in fairyland!
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RAmen, J! Your speeches are inspiring. Maybe you should consider being a traveling prophet of the FSM?
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You know, I think I am starting to have a crisis of faith. Not of my faith, but of others.
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We keep getting new people coming and posting at us, insulting us, deriding us, dismissing years of work by scientists, because their faith tells them to.
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So we argue our case. We may be pedantic, we may be a little mule-headed, but every single time, without fail, we argue our point logically, with humour, or with at least some semblance of reason.
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So many of the people we argue with give up. They tried to win through a theistic spout, they couldn’t, and so they go.
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Some, such as Christian (who has endured a fair bit of a savaging at our hands, and who I have a lot more respect for) still remain, and still continues to bring up good points.
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BUT unfortunately, we continue to get waves of new fanatiics as well. As fast as the previous ones leave, we get new ones. The same ridiculous claims, the same unwillingness to listen to our arguments, the same accusations and damnation.
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Does anyone remember Jason (yup, im in the bible belt)? How bout James in Germany? Or the hundred of others we have argued the point with? Why does it keep going round and round in circles.
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Where do these people come from? Who the hell makes them act like this? WHAT THE HELL makes them act like this?
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How can a faith that preaches so much love result in so much hate? Why are humans so screwed around in the head?
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FSMdammit, I need a drink.
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I actually felt a little bad for Bobert towards the end. I could see that he was contemplating a change, BUT… couldn’t get past the indoctrination he received as a young’n. You know how hard it is to be an athiest in this world. All the bible thumpers come out in droves if we even suggest that God may be a fallacy, like killer bees defending their hive. I’m not ashamed. I don’t believe in God, and I don’t feel one bit limited in my life. Christians I think are limited. They are told what to believe. FSM promises beer volcanoes and strippers. To be drunk and viewed by all, regardless of faith.
RAmen.
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Hey Nikkiee,
Let’s get married. A nice Vegas ceremony. I think you and I could make beautiful music (and Heathens) together. I have a 40 of Labatts, a good job, and I own my own home. (wink wink)
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Awww a marriage… how romantic. You’ll need a pirate guard of honour, and a bouquet of noodles to throw, though.
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Que cheesy “love is in the air” music
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Thanks Aussie. How would one(s) go about getting hitched with FSM? That is, assuming that Nikkiee wants to take the plunge. Hey Nikkiee! I would make a good husband! I am a good cook, and I am smrt. I can spel good, and I have all the “attributes” of a porn star. Ok, some of the attributes. But we can negotiate once we are hitched!!
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@ Gill: (blush)
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@ Maxwell and Nikkiee: oooh (sorry:) Arrr! That’d make me sun-warmed day! A marriage of minds and a pledge between Pastafarians, with a cross-section of penne on the ring fingers (plus a fine piece of plundered booty for good meaure). I’d sing a shanty for ye, even though I’m known to kill deaf animals at five nautical miles through the tone of me salt-bitten voice. Here’s raising me grog to ye!
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@ The Aussie: on the crisis of faith: I know exactly how you feel. I can’t go on spending so much time here – I have my own life to sort out, and it’s going nowehere at present. After a point, you read the new posts and you think: we’ve done this argument. We’ve done it to death. Am I going to repeat it all over again, for someone else who’ll steer for the horizon when the waves get choppy?
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Maybe patient repetition is what successful missionaries are made of.
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I wonder whether we could persuade Bobby to put in a ‘Pre-Posted Pastafarian Pearls of (P)Wisdom’ page. We could edit the interruptions out of the best discussions we’ve had and put them on there. Or plunder the forums and cobble together the best answers we’ve got for the most commonly recurring issues. Then, instead of reasoning everything out over and over and over ad nauseum, we’d have a self-constructed resource to point people to.
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I tell you what, though. This place does sharpen your argumentative faculties. Like Davey suggested a week or so back, you can test and refine your anti-theistic armoury here. And maybe, when we’re just not learning anything new anymore – maybe we need to go out and meet ‘em face to face.
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Plenty of grog and booty on this here galleon, but I don’t be knowin that I’ve got all the answers. Trust to the FSM, say I.
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Oh, everyone:
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Today, Ken Ham’s book Evolution The Lie arrived from Amazon, alongside three Richard Dawkins books that I haven’t read yet.
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I haven’t read it yet. But I flicked through to get the gist, reading the odd bits and pieces here and there and looking at some of the cartoons (yes, there are cartoons – it’s *that* intellectual).
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I’m not in a fair position to judge it yet. But, based on what I’ve seen: even the FSM, with His Divine Meatballs, must be gobsmacked by the sheer amount of bollocks in this book.
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Updates as and when.
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…..I like cartoons……*cough* J, if you’ve got the time and you see anything good, would you mind posting some of the more stupid arguments up? I wanna stay on top of their arguments and all, heh.
Actually, that’s the most fustrating thing about this whole site…you spend a good few minutes typing up a wonderfully-put, smart answer to some ID’rs questions, and the next day some OTHER ID’r comes and asks the same questions all over again. I’m thinking of copy/pasting my answers into MS Word and then saving them, so I can just keep using the same responce over and over again.
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@J
I’m getting married?
Maxwell, I will need to think on my answer carefully before I give it.
RAmen
ps Do you have a pirate ship?
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BTW
I’m not sure which thread it was in now, but someone posted asking about papers on ID
so as to get a balanced idea of what both sides of the ID debate had to say.
I’ve searched the uni database for any of their articles published in a plethora of science journals and have come up empty handed. I found a few editorial articles responding to their ideas, but that’s all. It appears to that only places Behe and Dembski were published were in the Natural History Magazine and through their own books. The following article in Natural History Mag groups all (seemingly) their papers into one article.
NATURAL HISTORY MAGAZINE
http://www.actionbioscience.org/evolution/nhmag.htm
To the person who put in the request: I hope you have found this post.
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That link is no good. Here’s the site:
http://www.actionbioscience.org/evolution
Look in: Intelligent Design?
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The few editorials I found in the science journals, all referenced the above article as the scource of Behe and Dembski publications. Both of these ideas men also provide a list of suggested reading and site links with each of their articles.
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@gill
The above Natural History Magazine article also includes a response, to each of the ID presentations, form the other side.
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It appears that this war the christians are fighting against science, exists only in their own minds. No doubt in my mind now that any excuse will do for the christians to try and start some sort of war with anyone, who they feel, doesn’t beleive in what they want.
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MY closing arguement.
From the main “scientific” Creationist site
http://www.icr.org/articles/view/3103/
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Fighting Against the Forces of Darkness
by Lawrence Ford
“Although the theory of evolution might seem highly improbable, it [is] not impossible,†Dawkins reportedly declared to his audience. Forget the science; let’s talk about those right-wing Christians who believe in God and creation. ……
…..But is the Christian community prepared to discuss these larger issues of philosophy and worldview? The Enemy has no plans to step aside just because we have better scientific facts than they. He is committed to getting his message out to anyone who will listen.
Are you?”
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The enemy?? This is one example of how the rank and file are informed they are at war!
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Can anyone make a connection between what Dawkins said:
“Although the theory of evolution might seem highly improbable, it [is] not impossible,â€
and this guys translation of it in his recruitment speech:
“Forget the science; let’s talk about those right-wing Christians who believe in God and creation.”
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Now that is truly frightening…
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The Discovery Institute claims to have several peer-reviewed journals as of December 2005 but most have little to do with design and do not show much in the way of original material.
http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CI/CI001_4.html
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Thanks for thanks for that Mad John. I don’t know how many tens of thousands of jounals are on our database but no ID papers in them. I’ll check Discovery out!
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Got that list. I’m familiar with most of those journals. I’ll check out the peer reviews of those papers when I get a chance.
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OK! Your link negates the need to do that. Cheers.
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nikkiee….
You may be interested in The Pandas Thumb review of Jonathan Wells latest piece of…whatever. The Politically Correct Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design. If you haven’t already seen it. Hillarious stuff.
http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2006/08/the_politically.html
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@nikkiee
“….I don’t know how many tens of thousands of jounals….”
My bad. Make that articles instead of “jounals”
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@Mad John Kidd
Always up for some humor. I’ll bookmark it for a free time slot.
RAmen
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Bugga! “Humour” Must stop posting on the run.
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Arrgh,
IT’S A MIRICAL!!!
I AM THE NEW MASIHER!!!
I JUST WENT TO THE TOILET AND TOO MY SUPRRISE I FOUND A NOODLY APPENDAGE AND TWO MEATBALLS! I AM TURNING INTO THE NOODLY MASTER HIMSELF!!!
ALL WORTHY SEADOGS… BOW DOWN TOO ME!!
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Something just occurred to me. If we convince all the fundies and creationist nuts that they are wrong and we are right, then we will have to hang out with them.
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I don’t think they’re the type of people I want at the beer volcano. I bet they’re the type that just gawk at the strippers and never tip. No class. Tuck a buck… rhinestone g-strings don’t come cheap.
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@Nikiee:
Note that that’s “The Enemy” with a capital “E” – you know what they’re talking about, right? Apparently, if you take the word “scientist”, and jumble the letters up, take some away, add some other arbitrary letters, you get “baby-eating jesus-raping satanist”.
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interesting thought One Eyed Jack,
Soooo who would you want to be in the beer volcano… apart from pirates, midgets, etc
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Wenches of course.
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Yay links! Seriously, ‘the Enemy’? Are they planning on starting a war over this soon, or what? People are weird.
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Dear stupid bobart, just because the pope made people kill other people doesnt prove that jesus existed. his noodliness probly just wanted some people dead, or wasnt there to stop the pope. christianity is a parody of life, its something to hide behind, because ur afraid of the truth. dont pray for me, unless ur wearing full pirate regalia when u do it
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arghh,
*sigh* i have had many a good night eating spaghetti on me vessle, drinking me rum, thinking about wenches.
I’m with you me ol swashbuckling seadog!!!
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Ok serious question… I’m intrigued to know
If God only created Adam and Eve and they only had two sons, (Cain and Able) doesn’t that mean that incest had to go on in order to populate the planet?
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I asked that in an RI (Religous Instruction) class at high school and as a consequence, was made to sit outside the classroom every RI slot for the rest of term. If one of the school heads saw you standing outside, during class, you were hauled up to the office. (the teachers knew that!). However no one was ever dragged up for being outside during RI? The end of my religeous training. :)
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Some religious apologists argue that incest did indeed occur among the children of Adam and Eve. They had other children other than Cain and Able. Their argument is that genetic mutations are a consequence of our accumulated sins. Since Adam and Eve were God’s first creations, their genetic code was without mutation. Due to the lack of “sin mutations”, incestual reproduction would not result in the birth defects we observe today.
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Somebody was smoking something when they thought of that one!
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Since God killed off everyone but Noah and his family in The Great Flood, we are actually supposed to be the incestuous descendents of Noah. Or so the story goes….
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Hmmm, two evolutionary bottlenecks then for the jewish (and later anglo-saxon) population. SO… why then do the african populations have a greater genetic diversity (as outlined by others on “You have completely pissed us off”)?
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Were they good swimmers?
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Were they good sinners?
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Were they smart enough to climb a mountain when it got all wet like that?
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Was there even a big flood in the oh so dry Africa?
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OR maybe it just never happened…
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Hmm…I think God forgot to give you, and a lot of other people, a funny bone. ‘Coz if he had, then you’d have realized that, yes, this is a joke for most of us.
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Praying generally doesn’t make anyone LESS stupid.
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Well… prayer can often be resorted to in times when a good hard think would solve the problem. Assuming the problem is not life threatening, this pattenr could repeat itself. Over time, the disuse of braincells could result in them atrophying.
Givena large enough time frame, it could conceivably result in a diminished Intelligence Quota
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agrhh… typos everywhere
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Even if Noah made it through the flood with no sin-mutations, his sons immediately went about earing major new sin mutations.
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I still think Paul was gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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Have ye not seen the educational scientific video of the wrath that may or may not await non-believers?
http://www.guzzles.org
Safe to watch even for non-believers..
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That… is… AWESOME
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Bit too violent (only christians nuke whole states!!!), but otherwise utterly hilarious, truly entertainting and full of piratical pasta goodness.
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Catchy tune too…
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The pirate ships can fly?
No wonder they were so feared by shipping
I bet tehy would have been useful against U-boats…
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Hey, OEJ, I always wondered about the whole all-humans-coming-from-two-people thing. I can’t accept that because it would mean I would be very, very distantly related to Rush Limbaugh.
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You know what they say, Saucy… everyone in the world is just 6 steps away from everyone else. As in, “My cousin’s, barber’s, great aunt’s, gardner’s, drug dealer knows Rush Limbaugh.”
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Who the hell is Rush Limbaugh?
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Rush Limbaugh is a US radio/TV host. He is a conservative Republican with a reputation for being brash, rude and and narrow-minded. Those that know who he is will appreciate the “drug dealer” reference as he was busted three years ago for abusing the prescription drug, oxycontin.
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Ask the mormons to print your out a hueg family tree to prove it
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@DreadNoodleBeard & pretty much everyone:
Nice piece of work there, me ‘earty, arrrhhhh!
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I’ve been noodling around being creative meself, so I have – follow the link for me latest tune, featuring cap’n Dawkins:
http://www.davefield.org.uk/delusion.aspx
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Not quite up to the Chemical Brothers’ standard, but not a bad effort, If I does say so meself! Anyway, comments gratefully received, preferably via the contact form on the site.
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@Nikkie,one eye jack & all,
thanks for clearing that up me harty’s. i tried asking a guy who was preaching in the street and the only thing i got from him was i was going to hell. friendly bunch those christians.
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@Dunc
The pirate ships can fly?
The new Starfleet. Pastafarian Enterprise!
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Nice work Davey!
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Have you considered mixing in snippets from creationists and ID advocates? Makes sort of a back and forth thing. I can see someone like Jonathan Wells or Ken Ham making ID/Creationist comments mixed in with Dawkins, Sam Harris, James Randi and Michael Shermer. Perhaps even mix in some fire and brimstone stuff from TV evangelists.
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I can see it in my head. I’m jealous that I don’t have your talent to put it together.
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Nice job.
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ermmm um really, oh I don’t know what to believe any more, I thought my faith was strong. I will listen to your prayers on 93.5FM, GOD rest my eternal soul, Allah save me, Bhudda look after me, FSM sprinkle me with Oregano and chilli flakes, Vishnu give me a nice cup of afterlife tea.
Any other deities out there I’m willing to listen to how you will make my death more interesting, call me we’ll do lunch
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Nice tune Davy.
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Anyone know where I can find a copy of the Pop-o-Pies “The Catholics are Attacking”?, to go with my Negativeland, King Missle, Wierd Al, … collection.
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I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force mi beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. And by the way, person who originally wrote this ridiculous piece of hate mail, can’t you see that the entire concept of pastafarianism is satire, as it is equally plausible as the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. There is no more proof of their existance than their is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you.
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I apologise for the poor secretarial skils displayed by me. See above
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this god is the only one that makes sence can you not see that and if you dowt him may he have mercy on you. and why the hell are you here if you do not belive or wish to belive?
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Dear God, Lee!! Who let you near the keyboard!
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I’m beginning to believe that some of these Christians actually want everyone not like them to go to (their religion’s) hell.
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Hi Bobert! We know you’re still reading us. Great point about the pirate census. You REALLY get it. The polygraph test in question is to test if Maxwell believes FSMism is as valid as Christianity. I think he’d pass with flying colors.
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You wanted to know what Christianity parodied?
Christianity parodied the Egyptian God Horus (also known as Amen Ra)
Son of Isis and Osiris born to the human Virgin Mai on the Winter Solstic (usually around dec 21st – 27th) in a stable beneath a bright star.
Witnesses to the birth of Horus included shepards and 3 wise men.
Horus became king of egypt and performed many miracles including walking of water, bringing a man from the dead and splitting food to feed the many
Horus was however eventually crucified by an enemy of Egypt
Horus was buried in a cave where 3 days later he rose from the dead and went to sit at the right hand of Ra (the almighty sun god)
when the egyptians prayed to Horus they often ended their prayers with the word “Amen”
The Story of Horus was 1st written about 5000 years ago in approx 3000BC………….
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That is all true (you may google it)
My point is religions were all created at a time when idiotic people coodnt explain the world aroudn them and were scared, so they invented stories to make them feel better, those stories became belifes which eventually had rules put to them to make them religions leading to disagreements, wars, death, suicide and all sorts.
in a modern world we have no real need for religion, we all know all religions are (more or less) incorrect and there is no real difference between an almighty invisible being or a flying blob of pasta, either could be just as likley
if your going to waste your life beliving in strange un-proovable things, and worship something you cant see, speak to, or proove is there…….you may aswell choose a religion that gives you beer volcanos and a stripper factory when you die
Stop Global warming: Become a Pirate
yaaaaarrr!!!!!!
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12 disciples, a virgin birth, december 25th, a divine portent revealed by a star, a ritual slaying and a resurrection 3 days later…
these things happen to coincide with another ancient pre-christian god: Mithras.
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Was he Celtic?
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Persian, i think, but i can’t remember off-hand. there’s always wikipedia if you want to find out.
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Google! His noodly-ness accepts no lower standards for scientific web-based research!
RAmen
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FSM entries in the wiki are ok. Very handy reference. (esp. for the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” condiments)
Glad your sticking around HipsterKing.
RAmen
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There are many ancient Gods with a story similar to Jesuseses
all relgions seem to copy eachother so basically all those idiots killing eachother in the name of their Gods worship the same damn God
except for the one true lord that is for I have been touched by his noodley appendage
all hail the flying spaghetti monster!
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@A
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I know his/her post is way up the list but I couldn’t let it go..He says..
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“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin†-Mark 4:8
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And not having eaten my Pasta yet, this confused me. I thought Jesus was supposed to forgive all?? That the only way to your heaven is to ask Jesus for forgiveness? But that says blasphemy will NEVER be forgiven?? Which is it??
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That’s what I like about FSM. So simple, no contradictions. And well, even if that isn’t right, it sure is a tasty belief!!
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“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin†-Mark 4:8
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Does that mean that I have to directly blaspheme against the holy spirit or does that include God and Jesus, as I am still confused about the whole three is one is three thing.
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@Captain
I agree the whole thing is just confusing. Maybe some Pasta will clear things up?
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Davey Jones’ Slacker (formerly just plain Davey)
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Just listened to your track, very cool, I love the Chemical brothers and this is very much something that they would do.
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@ButtJester
I am off for a bowl of warm pasta and I will try to understand it. Let me know if any of you guys have any luck.
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@Captain
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Since you commented on Davey’s track, I’m downloading that while cooking my Pasta. I’ll give that a listen while I eat :)
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I’ll let you know if any of that suddenly becomes any clearer, but I wouldn’t hold my breathe if I were you.
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Oh My Pasta!!!!
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While eating my Pasta and becoming one with his noodlyness, he came to me with a great revelation.
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He told me that he invented all the other religions to confuse and misdirect those not worthy of his noddlyness!! It all makes perfect sense now..
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umm…
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s/noddlyness/noodlyness
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YEAH IM SO JOINING!!! BEST RELIGION EVER!!!!
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this is the most hilarious/gay thing ive ever seen…be proud you made me laugh, but at the same time…dump each other and get girlfriends that are actually female…you make fun of religion, but if you were educated, christianity isnt a religion and dont even argue it you dont know what you are talking about, and if you argue it nobody cares cause you worship dinner time italian food…thirdly, props for knowing how to even make a website and use photoshop for your images but this is as far as you will get in life…its too bad people dont spend theyre lives doing anything better…there is no laughing in hell boys…all there is is a lot of shitty spaghetti
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and homo narrans or whatever your name is…mithras changed their religion after christianity to make the pagan religion seem better…you’ve got it the wrong way around retard
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it only tastes like shit to you because you hang with the wrong sauces, my misguided unknown-to-thyself Pastafarian.
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and btw.
Try telling the other fanatical Christians that Christianity isn’t a religion. They’ll probably leave you to roast you on a pitchfork along with good ole Luci.
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spaghetti is that brown stuff my dog leaves on my dinnerplate for me to eat every night,right? because it tastes just like shit and I know what shit tastes like so don’t even try to argue! someday I willbe promoted to manager here and when you come in to order a big mac because it is all you can afford I will say get out you betad fuck,you are gay and you can go home without a girlfrind or a burger hahaha
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@spaghettitastelikeshit
Thank you for this absolutely pathetic troll job. I really appreciate people that literally eat shit, then make fun of someone who buys a BigMac at the McDonalds they work at, and aspire to someday become manager of, comes here trying to mock us. Again, thank you, it’s been appreciated.
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@spaghettitastelikeshit
You eat dog shit? that disgusting! You know what shit tastes like because you’ve got your eat stuck up your ass, you shiteater. And you can keep your management position at McDonald’s. I’m getting an Internship at an Architectural firm. My Girlfriend and I are going to go to a real restaurant, you gay McSlave.
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You’re like what, 11, 12 years old?
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If becoming manager of a McDonalds is the entire sum of your life’s ambition, I totally pity you, you poor, poor, clueless fuck.
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manager of mcdonalds. i don’t even EAT mcdonalds anymore. so while you’re getting all the perks of a free lunch every day there, i’m dining with the FSM in all our drunken glory.
while you are accumulating toxins and fat in certain areas.
and I’M THIRTEEN. SUCKS TO YOU.
Man that felt good.
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Guys, give him at least some credit.
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He’s probably 17, lives in a trailer park, and has to eat dog shit because he spends all of his hard earned fast food money on the lottery.
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the lottery? he knows numbers?
okay, sorry, that was unnecessary.
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Its not like you have to understand patterns to pick out lottery numbers. A blind squirrel could do it.
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gee, an here i couldn’t for the life o me figure that out. but if the squirrel doesn’t know numbers, also assuming it can write, then it would probably draw pictures of/spell out nuts.
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@spaghettitastelikeshit:
No, Mithraism really does predate christianity and did recognise those concepts first. if christianit had been wiped out early on in its existence, the western world would now be largely Mithraic.
and christianity is a religion. you pay homage to a prescribed set of behaviours (the 10 commandments) and humble yourself before your invisible, unprovable skydaddy in order to gain his favour. christianity is therefore, irrefutably, a religion.
i seriously hope you get your manager’s position at Mcdonalds. i haven’t even been into a Mcdonalds for about 10 years now. as mentioned earlier, if that is the total of your life’s ambitions…well, to be honest fuck you. just go fuck yourself entirely. i’m through being polite with you stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks..
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You don’t even have to understand numbers to pick out lottery numbers. Just choose a random set from the list of symbols with the shapes 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.
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“stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks”
That is waaay too long of a name for a garage band.
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to just guess:
exactly, how would someone/something (in consideration of the squirrel) who doesn’t know numbers know to choose them? unless of course, someone was a translator and spoke squirrelese. or stupidese. either one, depending on the party involved.
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anyway, i can’t argue anymore tonight. it’s 5am where i am and i should probably sleep.
NIGHTIO.
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@Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance
If you ever get back to this, please take into consideration that when I said ‘a blind squirrel could do it’ it was HYPERBOLE!
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(from dictionary.com)
hyperbole
–noun Rhetoric
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.â€
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I was pointing out the obvious fact that even a blithering moron like spaghettitastelikeshit can pick out a few random numbers. Looking back, I can’t even believe I was prepared to defend my statement against a thirteen year old that can’t understand the difference between the literal and the implied.
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You know it is a slow night when people come on just to brag about their shit-eatting habits and such.The poor little monkey must have been so lonley and starved for attention that he couldn’t even wait for us to come on and put him down,he had to get back in there and do it himself. Now that’s classy I tells ya! Ten outta ten for stick-to-it-ness!!!
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hahaha mcdonalds you guys are hilarious 1.ive never worked at a fast food restaurant…second of all “your eat up your ass?” that doesnt even make sense…hmm educated? yyyyaaaa…and second of all architecture? im studying scriptwriting and directing at sheridan…if you know what that is, the second largest art school in N.A…you guys are hilarious…go ahead and open your McGay restaurant…frick i love making you guys pissed off its awesome
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and yes i admit, i shouldnt have said “tastes like shit” in my title…i should have seen the jokes coming but i didnt know people still refer to 90’s happy gilmore jokes…i thought people grew up…meh…i dunno how i stumbled across this site…i never go on these things i just find it wicked making people squirm…this is all in good humour guys…man
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” im studying scriptwriting and directing at sheridan…if you know what that is, the second largest art school in N.A…” Wow, talk about low standards. If a person of your evident intelligence leval can get in to a good school, then I’m certainly not going to worry about MY chances! (By the way: we’re not pissed off. ‘least, I’m not. This is fun.)
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sheridan is honestly an amazing school with actually very high standards in the arts program…the best in the country…i dont consider myself a brainer, i am very fortunate to be where i am and i worked very hard to get here…but in all honesty, i am a christian, i dont hate or judge atheists and non-christians or anyone like that…i just find it frustrating how so many people can pick apart a group of people 1/6th of the population of earth…there is no respect in the world these days, and i apologize for anything i may have said…i know this whole site is a joke…but come on…i bet the next comments after this will be offensive to me…all these christianity bashing stuff makes me sick…what did they do to deserve this, have hope in faith? go ahead and laugh it up boys…i just dont understand…most of my friends are non-christians and they understand my beliefs and whatnot…just explain where this all came from and ill leave and never reply
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By “eat up your ass” I meant your head. It’s stuck up your ass. And you eat shit, so I guess you do eat out of your ass. And how the hell did you get into college with that grammar. See how many jobs you’ll get right out of college. Scriptwriting? Directing? The biggest directors in hollywood don’t have directing, or cinematographic degrees. With architecture, I have a guaranteed job right out of college. But I might major in Computer Engineering or Mycology instead. You can take your college (that I’ve never heard of) and stick it, ’cause I don’t give a shit that you try to impress us with your useless degrees. Learn some grammar, and argue like a normal person.
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BTW, last time I met someone with a directing degree, they said, “would you like fries with that?”
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I looked up your college, not to shabby (I could do better), but as long as you can see that this site is a joke, we’re on the same level.
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BTW, I’m Anglican and Pastafarian. Best of both worlds, eh?
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“what did they do to deserve this” By ‘they’, I assume you mean the Christian fundies who are out to convert the world? See, I at least have no problem with your average everyday Christian. My two closest friends are both Catholic, actually. But the people you see on THIS site are too busy preaching eternal hellfire to be very enjoyable. So if you’re not a fundi, get over it because we’re not talking to you. (well, most of us aren’t, anyway.) If you ARE a fundie…then…..oh well, sucks for you.
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What is with these people and thier grammar? TRIX you seem like a good guy I don’t mind you so much, and I am in no way a world-changer so I guess this doesn’t apply to me. I am although a believer, and in some ways it does offend me…I left my final message in the other blog this, this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy. Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good. That’s all.
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@gill,
I’m a christian (anglican) and I also do Patafarianism.
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It would be so funny if in Deity Land, all gods that have been imagined are there, laughing and parting. Here’s how a conversation would go:
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God: Hey!! FSM! Long time, no see eh?
FSM: Hell, yeah! Hey, lemme get you another beer *reaches into the beer volcano and pulls out a Labbat’s Godd*
God: So, how’s bobby and the followers been? *opens the Godd with a bolt of lightning*
FSM: Oh, nothin’ much, just showing the Fundies the path, really funny actually!
God: Oh, Yeah! Heh, those fundies still don’t realize the bible was supposed to be a theological storybook, not a guide to life?
FSM: Hells yeah?!
God: HELLS YEAH!
Zeus: Hey guys, how’s it goi–oof!! *punched in the gut*
God: Get back to scrubbin’ the floors! No one’s worshiped you for centuries!
FSM: Yeah, and tell Pandora not to open that damn box again, last time she created those fundies, this time, something worse will get out!
God: something worse than fundies? Shit, that’s gotta be bad!
FSM: Yeah. It’ll be Nazis. Ninja Nazis. With lasers.
God: OH NOES!!!
FSM: ZOMG! LOLOL!1!!
God: Heh, we’ll I’ll see you later, bro.
FSM: Yeah. Later. *walks over to budda*
Budda: Hey, nice to see ya, old friend!
*TO BE CONTINUED* LOL
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wait hahaha sorry one more comment @gill…mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture…or shrooms…..hmmmm ahhh the choices…crap sorry i made fun…thats all yes thank you i typed this fast bad grammer blah blah im out.
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“@gill…mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture…or shrooms…..hmmmm ahhh the choices…”……….Uh…….if anyone understands this, please let me know.
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@TRIX– Yah, actually I think there’re several non-athiest supports of the holy FSM lurking around here besides you ‘n me. Frankly, it doesn’t matter WHAT you are, if you’ve got a sence of humor and an open mind this site shouldn’t bother you at all. (I mean….how can you not find this awsome?!)
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@i changed my name ok : “this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy”.
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On the contrary .. within the space of a few posts you have dropped your aggressive intolerence, improved your spelling and grammar significantly, and even shown the ability to see both sides of an argument (”Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good”). Just shows what hanging around with a few grown-ups for a bit can achieve. Plus, of course, the subversive power of the Noodly one, corroding your faith without you even being aware of it. Muwahahaha!
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Oh i see. because a spaghetti monster would be stupid, especially when you compare it to the rational idea of a superior all knowing being. I now understand everything.
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@ spaghettitasteslikeshit
You claim none of us have a life yet you seem to enjoy comming on here and trying to make everyone pissed off? which is pointless as we’re all good humoured people who just laugh it off
as for your comments about Mithra, Mithra DID predate Christianity, by a good few hundred years infact, and you failed to comment on the Egyptian Man-God Horus, who predated Mithra by a few thousand years!!!
and assuming we are all unsuccesful loners when all youv done is read a blog about Holy Pasta is a random assumption dont u think?
im not going to bore anyone with the details of my life (coz lets face it its the internet, i could say im a russian billionare who owns a spanish football team and how would you know?!……..im not tho lol) but i lead an exciting, fulfilling life that i enjoy and websites like this always give me a chuckle :-)
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@ spaghettitasteslikeshit
oh and Christiany IS a religion, what a stupid thing to say that its not, you claim educated people know Christianty is not a relgion, well educate us……explain your mad theory………..
and dont say its a cult because all religions are technically just large better known cults anyway
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My big beef with Xtianity is that they keep preaching at me. It’s always Jebus loves you this and you’re going to burn in eternal torment that. I don’t give a damn, so why won’t they stop.
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And why are a bunch of cannibals who worship a zombie preaching about morality anyway? Isn’t that kind of hypocritical?
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@ gill
“I mean….how can you not find this awsome?!”
totally agreed! most sensible post on herefor a while :-)
All hail his noodliness
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you wrote: Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
I believe this.
I see this.
I’m Italian, and last night the FSM appeared to me in a dream and said to me: go in the world, say that I AM REAL, and put a drop of tomato juice in every soul, and say to the world thet Mac Donalds is THE EVIL.
Long Life to the Pasta People and long Life to FSM….
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That’s true, they do have an evil spokes-clown as their all powerful leader.
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I have to say, from an IT perspective, this webpage is designed quite well. As far as content; WTF??? I’ve never heard of such a rediculous idea… but I guess to each his own.
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i almost start to cry when I read comments which criticize the content of this website, calling it ridiculous (if they manage to spell it right). this website is far from ridiculous, it’s actually designed in a very intelligent manner. it mocks many things (if you can’t guess what, kill yourself) in a comical fashion, and every time people make comments like ‘i hope this is a joke’ they give this website more power. long live stupid people!
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-long live stupid people!-Saddly, that’s not the way it works.Generally stuipd people end up stepping in front of steam rollers,parade floats,glaciers…or they become hypnotised by the sight of their own dirty socks spinning around in the washing machine and get killed in a ‘tragic tie caught in the washer’ accident.
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It’s the leading cause of stupid people deaths in America.
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I have a love-hate relationship with stupid people.
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I love stupid because people they make me feel better about myself, and they always provide a source of humor to the rest of us.
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I hate stupid people because they are just too f**king irratiating. Unfortunately Florida has given too many stupid people a licence to drive.
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The only thing I am completely sure about is that you can never underestimate the power of stupid people.
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A bit of morbid curiosity, how many people have died saying “check this out”?
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@Branded Cow : “how many people have died saying “check this outâ€?
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Spookily enough, it’s *exactly* the same number of people whose last ever conscious thought was “Yeh, I reckon it’ll hold my weight” AND the same number whose (de)parting words were “What’s the point of looking both wa…?” Co-incidence? I think not!
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[Stats accurate as of midnight last night]. Probably.
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It was an old age pensioner that created the world
It was a firework that created the world
It was a blue dude with shitloads of arms that created the world
It was someone who looked like__________________________that created the world
It was the great wise eagle that created the world
It was a flying mass of spaghetti with eyes on stalks and noodly appendages that created the world
Guess which theory goes with which religion!
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