Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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That… is… AWESOME
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Bit too violent (only christians nuke whole states!!!), but otherwise utterly hilarious, truly entertainting and full of piratical pasta goodness.
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Catchy tune too…
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The pirate ships can fly?
No wonder they were so feared by shipping
I bet tehy would have been useful against U-boats…
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Hey, OEJ, I always wondered about the whole all-humans-coming-from-two-people thing. I can’t accept that because it would mean I would be very, very distantly related to Rush Limbaugh.
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You know what they say, Saucy… everyone in the world is just 6 steps away from everyone else. As in, “My cousin’s, barber’s, great aunt’s, gardner’s, drug dealer knows Rush Limbaugh.”
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OEJ
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Who the hell is Rush Limbaugh?
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Rush Limbaugh is a US radio/TV host. He is a conservative Republican with a reputation for being brash, rude and and narrow-minded. Those that know who he is will appreciate the “drug dealer” reference as he was busted three years ago for abusing the prescription drug, oxycontin.
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Ask the mormons to print your out a hueg family tree to prove it
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@DreadNoodleBeard & pretty much everyone:
Nice piece of work there, me ‘earty, arrrhhhh!
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I’ve been noodling around being creative meself, so I have – follow the link for me latest tune, featuring cap’n Dawkins:
http://www.davefield.org.uk/delusion.aspx
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Not quite up to the Chemical Brothers’ standard, but not a bad effort, If I does say so meself! Anyway, comments gratefully received, preferably via the contact form on the site.
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@Nikkie,one eye jack & all,
thanks for clearing that up me harty’s. i tried asking a guy who was preaching in the street and the only thing i got from him was i was going to hell. friendly bunch those christians.
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@Dunc
The pirate ships can fly?
The new Starfleet. Pastafarian Enterprise!
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Nice work Davey!
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Have you considered mixing in snippets from creationists and ID advocates? Makes sort of a back and forth thing. I can see someone like Jonathan Wells or Ken Ham making ID/Creationist comments mixed in with Dawkins, Sam Harris, James Randi and Michael Shermer. Perhaps even mix in some fire and brimstone stuff from TV evangelists.
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I can see it in my head. I’m jealous that I don’t have your talent to put it together.
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Nice job.
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OEJ
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ermmm um really, oh I don’t know what to believe any more, I thought my faith was strong. I will listen to your prayers on 93.5FM, GOD rest my eternal soul, Allah save me, Bhudda look after me, FSM sprinkle me with Oregano and chilli flakes, Vishnu give me a nice cup of afterlife tea.
Any other deities out there I’m willing to listen to how you will make my death more interesting, call me we’ll do lunch
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Nice tune Davy.
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Anyone know where I can find a copy of the Pop-o-Pies “The Catholics are Attacking”?, to go with my Negativeland, King Missle, Wierd Al, … collection.
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I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force mi beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. And by the way, person who originally wrote this ridiculous piece of hate mail, can’t you see that the entire concept of pastafarianism is satire, as it is equally plausible as the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. There is no more proof of their existance than their is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you.
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I apologise for the poor secretarial skils displayed by me. See above
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this god is the only one that makes sence can you not see that and if you dowt him may he have mercy on you. and why the hell are you here if you do not belive or wish to belive?
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Dear God, Lee!! Who let you near the keyboard!
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I’m beginning to believe that some of these Christians actually want everyone not like them to go to (their religion’s) hell.
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Hi Bobert! We know you’re still reading us. Great point about the pirate census. You REALLY get it. The polygraph test in question is to test if Maxwell believes FSMism is as valid as Christianity. I think he’d pass with flying colors.
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You wanted to know what Christianity parodied?
Christianity parodied the Egyptian God Horus (also known as Amen Ra)
Son of Isis and Osiris born to the human Virgin Mai on the Winter Solstic (usually around dec 21st – 27th) in a stable beneath a bright star.
Witnesses to the birth of Horus included shepards and 3 wise men.
Horus became king of egypt and performed many miracles including walking of water, bringing a man from the dead and splitting food to feed the many
Horus was however eventually crucified by an enemy of Egypt
Horus was buried in a cave where 3 days later he rose from the dead and went to sit at the right hand of Ra (the almighty sun god)
when the egyptians prayed to Horus they often ended their prayers with the word “Amen”
The Story of Horus was 1st written about 5000 years ago in approx 3000BC………….
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That is all true (you may google it)
My point is religions were all created at a time when idiotic people coodnt explain the world aroudn them and were scared, so they invented stories to make them feel better, those stories became belifes which eventually had rules put to them to make them religions leading to disagreements, wars, death, suicide and all sorts.
in a modern world we have no real need for religion, we all know all religions are (more or less) incorrect and there is no real difference between an almighty invisible being or a flying blob of pasta, either could be just as likley
if your going to waste your life beliving in strange un-proovable things, and worship something you cant see, speak to, or proove is there…….you may aswell choose a religion that gives you beer volcanos and a stripper factory when you die
Stop Global warming: Become a Pirate
yaaaaarrr!!!!!!
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12 disciples, a virgin birth, december 25th, a divine portent revealed by a star, a ritual slaying and a resurrection 3 days later…
these things happen to coincide with another ancient pre-christian god: Mithras.
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Was he Celtic?
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Persian, i think, but i can’t remember off-hand. there’s always wikipedia if you want to find out.
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Google! His noodly-ness accepts no lower standards for scientific web-based research!
RAmen
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FSM entries in the wiki are ok. Very handy reference. (esp. for the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” condiments)
Glad your sticking around HipsterKing.
RAmen
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There are many ancient Gods with a story similar to Jesuseses
all relgions seem to copy eachother so basically all those idiots killing eachother in the name of their Gods worship the same damn God
except for the one true lord that is for I have been touched by his noodley appendage
all hail the flying spaghetti monster!
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@A
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I know his/her post is way up the list but I couldn’t let it go..He says..
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“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin†-Mark 4:8
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And not having eaten my Pasta yet, this confused me. I thought Jesus was supposed to forgive all?? That the only way to your heaven is to ask Jesus for forgiveness? But that says blasphemy will NEVER be forgiven?? Which is it??
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That’s what I like about FSM. So simple, no contradictions. And well, even if that isn’t right, it sure is a tasty belief!!
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“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin†-Mark 4:8
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Does that mean that I have to directly blaspheme against the holy spirit or does that include God and Jesus, as I am still confused about the whole three is one is three thing.
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@Captain
I agree the whole thing is just confusing. Maybe some Pasta will clear things up?
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Davey Jones’ Slacker (formerly just plain Davey)
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Just listened to your track, very cool, I love the Chemical brothers and this is very much something that they would do.
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@ButtJester
I am off for a bowl of warm pasta and I will try to understand it. Let me know if any of you guys have any luck.
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@Captain
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Since you commented on Davey’s track, I’m downloading that while cooking my Pasta. I’ll give that a listen while I eat :)
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I’ll let you know if any of that suddenly becomes any clearer, but I wouldn’t hold my breathe if I were you.
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Oh My Pasta!!!!
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While eating my Pasta and becoming one with his noodlyness, he came to me with a great revelation.
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He told me that he invented all the other religions to confuse and misdirect those not worthy of his noddlyness!! It all makes perfect sense now..
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umm…
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s/noddlyness/noodlyness
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YEAH IM SO JOINING!!! BEST RELIGION EVER!!!!
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this is the most hilarious/gay thing ive ever seen…be proud you made me laugh, but at the same time…dump each other and get girlfriends that are actually female…you make fun of religion, but if you were educated, christianity isnt a religion and dont even argue it you dont know what you are talking about, and if you argue it nobody cares cause you worship dinner time italian food…thirdly, props for knowing how to even make a website and use photoshop for your images but this is as far as you will get in life…its too bad people dont spend theyre lives doing anything better…there is no laughing in hell boys…all there is is a lot of shitty spaghetti
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and homo narrans or whatever your name is…mithras changed their religion after christianity to make the pagan religion seem better…you’ve got it the wrong way around retard
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it only tastes like shit to you because you hang with the wrong sauces, my misguided unknown-to-thyself Pastafarian.
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and btw.
Try telling the other fanatical Christians that Christianity isn’t a religion. They’ll probably leave you to roast you on a pitchfork along with good ole Luci.
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spaghetti is that brown stuff my dog leaves on my dinnerplate for me to eat every night,right? because it tastes just like shit and I know what shit tastes like so don’t even try to argue! someday I willbe promoted to manager here and when you come in to order a big mac because it is all you can afford I will say get out you betad fuck,you are gay and you can go home without a girlfrind or a burger hahaha
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@spaghettitastelikeshit
Thank you for this absolutely pathetic troll job. I really appreciate people that literally eat shit, then make fun of someone who buys a BigMac at the McDonalds they work at, and aspire to someday become manager of, comes here trying to mock us. Again, thank you, it’s been appreciated.
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@spaghettitastelikeshit
You eat dog shit? that disgusting! You know what shit tastes like because you’ve got your eat stuck up your ass, you shiteater. And you can keep your management position at McDonald’s. I’m getting an Internship at an Architectural firm. My Girlfriend and I are going to go to a real restaurant, you gay McSlave.
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You’re like what, 11, 12 years old?
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If becoming manager of a McDonalds is the entire sum of your life’s ambition, I totally pity you, you poor, poor, clueless fuck.
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manager of mcdonalds. i don’t even EAT mcdonalds anymore. so while you’re getting all the perks of a free lunch every day there, i’m dining with the FSM in all our drunken glory.
while you are accumulating toxins and fat in certain areas.
and I’M THIRTEEN. SUCKS TO YOU.
Man that felt good.
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Guys, give him at least some credit.
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He’s probably 17, lives in a trailer park, and has to eat dog shit because he spends all of his hard earned fast food money on the lottery.
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the lottery? he knows numbers?
okay, sorry, that was unnecessary.
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Its not like you have to understand patterns to pick out lottery numbers. A blind squirrel could do it.
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gee, an here i couldn’t for the life o me figure that out. but if the squirrel doesn’t know numbers, also assuming it can write, then it would probably draw pictures of/spell out nuts.
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@spaghettitastelikeshit:
No, Mithraism really does predate christianity and did recognise those concepts first. if christianit had been wiped out early on in its existence, the western world would now be largely Mithraic.
and christianity is a religion. you pay homage to a prescribed set of behaviours (the 10 commandments) and humble yourself before your invisible, unprovable skydaddy in order to gain his favour. christianity is therefore, irrefutably, a religion.
i seriously hope you get your manager’s position at Mcdonalds. i haven’t even been into a Mcdonalds for about 10 years now. as mentioned earlier, if that is the total of your life’s ambitions…well, to be honest fuck you. just go fuck yourself entirely. i’m through being polite with you stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks..
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