Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Yep, you got us, this is one big joke!
Haha, get it? It’s a parody, just like Christianity and Buddhism.
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Christianity is the joke, what sort of god impregnegate’s his messanger. jesus wasn’t the son of god he was probably the son of phil from the pub. Mary thought a maculate conception was better than a one night stand.
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Christianity is the joke, what sort of god impregnegate’s his messanger. jesus wasn’t the son of god he was probably the son of phil from the pub. Mary thought a maculate conception was better than a one night stand.
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you dont need to pray for us, you should pray for yourself because you dont have any scientific evidence for your god, yet you still worship it. this angers his noodliness. i suggest you write several pieces of theatre relating to pirates or spaghetti monsters to redeem yourself. there is still time to contain the horrid limbo that awaits you in the after life, but time is quickly running out. so write like you’ve never written before.
yours,
blubbery joe
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Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades? Those were usually sanctioned by the pope. So going by that evidence Jesus probably existed. What is Christianity and Buddhism a parody of? There is a significant credibilty Christianity has over the FSM. Now believe what you want but don’t call Christianity a parody you noob. For what it’s worth I believe in theistic evolution. And I’m Catholic so at least I’m not going to hell.
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Bobert, we not going to hell – we going to Heaven!! We have a beer volcano & stripper factory. So there!!
PS: Christianity is a Parody – Ho ho ho!!!
See, I can sink to your level.
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After all the evidence presented at this site. I hypothesise that there are no space bars on the keyboards used at bible school. The space bars are situated out back in an area where all discussion takes place.
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That is a sound hypothesis, nikkiee. Bible school is a place to go for meeting a like-minded spouse. They have no need for space bars. It is the most phallic key on the board.
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You shouldn’t even have to ask. We don’t, we shouldn’t, and that’s the point. There is a very, very fine line between the Flaying Spaghetti Monster and the conventional image of God, at least as far as evidence and applications go. If we are idiots for believing in our supreme, omnipotent, created-everything being (which we don’t) then you are also an idiot for believing in yours, as is everyone who believes what you do. (unless you’re agnostic, and serious, which I doubt) But wait, they’re all wrong because they don’t believe in my God. He’s the only true god, he said so himself. ok.
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How can you say that this is a joke? It makes perfect sense that everything was created by a Big Invisible Monster!! Shame on you. I will pray to both the FSM and Eris for your soul. And may you too someday be saved by the touch of His Noodly Appendage.
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I hope that henderob prays for me. I’m obviously misguided. Please save me from hell. After all that must be where I’m going, being a good samaritan and all. Saving people from commiting suicide, donating blood, never throwing a punch in my life, etc. His noodly appendage touched me, although i’ve never felt “god’s” hands. Seems perfectly normal for me to burn in hell.
I guess what I’m saying is that I pray to FSM that henderob prays for me.
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It’s… a… joke??????
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Davey, staring the bleakness of a noodle-free cosmos right in the face. Sob.
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Don’t worry Davey, there are noodles wherever we look. It is these poor people who cannot see the sauce.
We shall have to bring the pasta to them.
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“Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.”
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Of course not! The meatballs had something to do with it too. Duh!
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I’m getting really tired of people coming to this site who have never read the enlightened words of “The Gospel of the FSM”. It’s seriously disrespectful to criticize a religion when you haven’t even read their sacred teachings.
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Be gone, heretic! Return when you have read The Gospel of the FSM!
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OEJ
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Guess we won’t be seeing them for a looooooooooooooong time then.
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BEGONE HERETICS !! I AM YOUR MASTER!
EAT ME!
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I converted from Judaism to Pastafarianism, and for the first time, my life has clarity. And noodles and sauce
Hate mail only fuels His Noodly Appendage!!!
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“Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades?”
crusades? wasnt that like… a movie? No! a TV show, ya now i remember, they cancelled it due to low ratings.
Also, for the record, the FSM is the only eatable god (to my knowledge); I dont know what you catholics plan on doing when a famine occurs but ill be converting to my dear sweat italian god.
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“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin” -Mark 4:8
Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, however having different beliefs from someone else does not mean that you should mock other religions. Just think, if somehow Christianity does happen to be the religion that is right.. do you really want to go to hell for blasphemy (especially when it isn’t necessary to blaspheme)? Just a little food for thought.
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@A:
I’m sorry, but I just can’t take the proposition seriously for a second.
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I mean, it’s all just such an obvious, outrageous fabrication, isn’t it? Virgin birth, loaves and fishes, dead people getting up and walking… it’s fairy tales, it was imagined in a time when just about everyone was utterly ignorant of just about everything.
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Why choose to remain that way? There’s about as much chance of Christianity (or *any* religion being right) as there is of me *personally* being the second coming of the messiah. If you can’t see that, there’s something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek psychiatric help.
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don’t pray for me….i just ate.
;P
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A— If Christianity is the right religion, then I’m going to hell for a whole bunch of other things as it is, so I might as well blasphem. Also, I wonder why you’re so bothered by us ‘poor misguided fools’? Let us screw ourselves over and go to ‘hell’, it’s not gonna affect your life. (Unless your faith is so weak us blasphemers are making you uneasy…..)
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It’s a Joke??!!! OH GOD MY LIFE IS WASTED!!! WHY ME? WHY ME?! Oh, the baren world, the pastaless cosmos! How could I have fallen for it? Surely no reasonable person would believe in an all powerful invisible being. I was misguided! MY LIFE IS OVER AND THE WORLD HAS NO MEANING!!!!!
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Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, however having different beliefs from someone else does not mean that you should mock other religions.
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Hello, pot? This is the kettle. I have some news for you that you might want to take sitting down.
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LOL – Anna, made me giggle!
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster can’t spell his name!
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FSM is not a joke.
Humanity is THE JOKE created but the Almighty Pasta for his entertainment!
I think of myself as one of many Jesters in the Royal Pasta’s Court!
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“There’s about as much chance of Christianity (or *any* religion being right) as there is of me *personally* being the second coming of the messiah”. All hail Davey, second coming of the messiah!
Oh, and i havent read the gospel of teh FSM yet, cause i cant find it, anyone know were i could?
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I believe that this pasta based religion is a clever political vehicle to prevent ID in public school. But as a practical faith I’d rather subscribe to Ron L. Hubbard than Bobby Henderson. But I was merely giving you the benefit of the doubt that the existence of Jesus is a higher probablility than your monster. Pixel Pete I’ve considered the chance of you being the next messiah, thats a poor analogy. Capin, you can look up crusades on wikipedia. I believe that you were thinking of I CALVIUS, and you didn’t say what Christianity parodied. Additionally I think someone had a point that humanity is absurd. And we all will either go on being absurd or commit suicide.
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I bought my copy of The Gospel at Barnes and Nobles. They put it in the humor section of all places. A complete insult!
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Amazon carries it as well. Not sure about Borders.
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I have a friend that works at a local Christian book store. I should ask her if they carry it. hehe.
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OEJ
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“I believe that this pasta based religion is a clever political vehicle to prevent ID in public school.”
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Thank you, Captain Obvious! I am an American, and I vote. I vote in every election and if I can’t smell garlic on your breath, then you are not getting my vote.
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Bobert you are as bright as a button, no putting one past you.
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No one here has said that Jesus did not exist, but was he the son of a fantasy supreme being? was his mother a virgin?(lol always makes me laugh that especially as she’d have been stoned in those times for carrying another mans child, as I am sure he husband would not have believed that). Did people with wings and harps come down to visit him?
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I have to say I believe that as much as I believe the stories of Homer.
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You really need to learn how to spell really, and how to use the apostrophe. Isn’t it interesting that most people that send hate mail don’t know how to spell correctly? That proves that they are illiterate, which means they are uneducated, which is why they believe this “God” of theirs. Open your eyes Henderob! Proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all around us! The FSM gave us the trees, the mountains, and the midgets! While most of the tree cutters are “Christians” and cut trees down for paper, flatten mountains them to make houses, and look at the midgets differently, we learn to love them all like they were part of us, unlike you. Think about this before you call our awesome religion a “joke”
RAmen
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Bobert says:”Pixel Pete I’ve considered the chance of you being the next messiah”… I feel touched by His Noodly Appendage… just touched *breaks out in joyful crying*
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Apparently, the FSM serves some of the same human needs as more traditional religions: the need to ridicule one’s neighbors and feel superior to them comes immediately to mind.
Of couse, the FSM also serves hunger, and the basic human need for puns…’Pastafarianism’, indeed! :laugh:
ps) That’s not the REAL Captain Amzaing of eScrew fame is it? (and when I say ‘REAL’, I mean ‘pretend’.)
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Plus the carrot on a stick… Beer Volcano & Stripper Factory – I wouldn’t dare risk being a heathen!!!
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Ok then. Prove to me that your God is not the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He shows himself as he wishes to be seen. And with all those noodly appendages it’s difficult for him not to move in mysterious ways.
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Yeah, if you eat spaghetti, what happens????
you are all atheist demons. die.
all of amen.com has responded here. :)
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
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Yeah, if you eat spaghetti, what happens????
you are all atheist demons. die.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
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Oh lordy… another one?
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amen.com……thats got a nice ring to it OEJ? You think maybe we should respond?
RAmen
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haha…….second post…. the site name removed …..too late :)
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Yes very good.
And all of us at buy-a-half-rotten-foetid-dead-squirrel.com recommend you check out our site….I mean have very, very significant things to say.
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I’ve had a hard time just convincing my local library to carry The Gospel. I don’t think we’ll get amen.com to carry it. Religious elitists. It’s Religotry!… or would that be Theogotry?
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OEJ
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lol…. hahaha
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How can anyone say that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one big joke? When so many have been touched by his noodley appendage? These heathens who try to convince you that the world and everything in it was not created by the bi-meatballed one are clearly trying to divert the rightous from their true path of noodley enlightenment. DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE HERETICS WHO BELIEVE IN THIS “GOD”! They have been put here to test the true FSM believers.
Repent to His Almightly Noodleness before it’s too late, I implore you my children…
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YOU…WILL…ALL…PERISH…n….EVERLASTING…
TORMENT…TORMENT…TORMENT…mega-TORMENT…
4…ur…unBELIEF…&…BLASPHEMES…
b/cuz…u…CANNOT…HIDE…FROM…THE…
ALL-Cing…mega-I…of the…1…TRUE…G-D…
after…all…
it’s…n…the…BOOK!!
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@baby eugene…
honestly..who are these people with thier IM lingo crap? Do you know what a complete sentence is? Or was that not covered in Jr high English class?
ARRGH
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I get the feeling that lots of these Christians enjoy the idea of us all burning in hell forever. Yep, Jesus is love.
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Petrovski wrote, “How can anyone say that the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is one big joke? When so many have been touched by his noodley appendage?”
Don’t Catholic schoolboys get touched by noodly appendages too? I’m not fer it, just sayin’.
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