Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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You don’t even have to understand numbers to pick out lottery numbers. Just choose a random set from the list of symbols with the shapes 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.
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“stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks”
That is waaay too long of a name for a garage band.
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to just guess:
exactly, how would someone/something (in consideration of the squirrel) who doesn’t know numbers know to choose them? unless of course, someone was a translator and spoke squirrelese. or stupidese. either one, depending on the party involved.
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anyway, i can’t argue anymore tonight. it’s 5am where i am and i should probably sleep.
NIGHTIO.
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@Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance
If you ever get back to this, please take into consideration that when I said ‘a blind squirrel could do it’ it was HYPERBOLE!
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(from dictionary.com)
hyperbole
–noun Rhetoric
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.â€
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I was pointing out the obvious fact that even a blithering moron like spaghettitastelikeshit can pick out a few random numbers. Looking back, I can’t even believe I was prepared to defend my statement against a thirteen year old that can’t understand the difference between the literal and the implied.
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You know it is a slow night when people come on just to brag about their shit-eatting habits and such.The poor little monkey must have been so lonley and starved for attention that he couldn’t even wait for us to come on and put him down,he had to get back in there and do it himself. Now that’s classy I tells ya! Ten outta ten for stick-to-it-ness!!!
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hahaha mcdonalds you guys are hilarious 1.ive never worked at a fast food restaurant…second of all “your eat up your ass?” that doesnt even make sense…hmm educated? yyyyaaaa…and second of all architecture? im studying scriptwriting and directing at sheridan…if you know what that is, the second largest art school in N.A…you guys are hilarious…go ahead and open your McGay restaurant…frick i love making you guys pissed off its awesome
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and yes i admit, i shouldnt have said “tastes like shit” in my title…i should have seen the jokes coming but i didnt know people still refer to 90’s happy gilmore jokes…i thought people grew up…meh…i dunno how i stumbled across this site…i never go on these things i just find it wicked making people squirm…this is all in good humour guys…man
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” im studying scriptwriting and directing at sheridan…if you know what that is, the second largest art school in N.A…” Wow, talk about low standards. If a person of your evident intelligence leval can get in to a good school, then I’m certainly not going to worry about MY chances! (By the way: we’re not pissed off. ‘least, I’m not. This is fun.)
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sheridan is honestly an amazing school with actually very high standards in the arts program…the best in the country…i dont consider myself a brainer, i am very fortunate to be where i am and i worked very hard to get here…but in all honesty, i am a christian, i dont hate or judge atheists and non-christians or anyone like that…i just find it frustrating how so many people can pick apart a group of people 1/6th of the population of earth…there is no respect in the world these days, and i apologize for anything i may have said…i know this whole site is a joke…but come on…i bet the next comments after this will be offensive to me…all these christianity bashing stuff makes me sick…what did they do to deserve this, have hope in faith? go ahead and laugh it up boys…i just dont understand…most of my friends are non-christians and they understand my beliefs and whatnot…just explain where this all came from and ill leave and never reply
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By “eat up your ass” I meant your head. It’s stuck up your ass. And you eat shit, so I guess you do eat out of your ass. And how the hell did you get into college with that grammar. See how many jobs you’ll get right out of college. Scriptwriting? Directing? The biggest directors in hollywood don’t have directing, or cinematographic degrees. With architecture, I have a guaranteed job right out of college. But I might major in Computer Engineering or Mycology instead. You can take your college (that I’ve never heard of) and stick it, ’cause I don’t give a shit that you try to impress us with your useless degrees. Learn some grammar, and argue like a normal person.
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BTW, last time I met someone with a directing degree, they said, “would you like fries with that?”
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I looked up your college, not to shabby (I could do better), but as long as you can see that this site is a joke, we’re on the same level.
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BTW, I’m Anglican and Pastafarian. Best of both worlds, eh?
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“what did they do to deserve this” By ‘they’, I assume you mean the Christian fundies who are out to convert the world? See, I at least have no problem with your average everyday Christian. My two closest friends are both Catholic, actually. But the people you see on THIS site are too busy preaching eternal hellfire to be very enjoyable. So if you’re not a fundi, get over it because we’re not talking to you. (well, most of us aren’t, anyway.) If you ARE a fundie…then…..oh well, sucks for you.
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What is with these people and thier grammar? TRIX you seem like a good guy I don’t mind you so much, and I am in no way a world-changer so I guess this doesn’t apply to me. I am although a believer, and in some ways it does offend me…I left my final message in the other blog this, this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy. Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good. That’s all.
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@gill,
I’m a christian (anglican) and I also do Patafarianism.
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It would be so funny if in Deity Land, all gods that have been imagined are there, laughing and parting. Here’s how a conversation would go:
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God: Hey!! FSM! Long time, no see eh?
FSM: Hell, yeah! Hey, lemme get you another beer *reaches into the beer volcano and pulls out a Labbat’s Godd*
God: So, how’s bobby and the followers been? *opens the Godd with a bolt of lightning*
FSM: Oh, nothin’ much, just showing the Fundies the path, really funny actually!
God: Oh, Yeah! Heh, those fundies still don’t realize the bible was supposed to be a theological storybook, not a guide to life?
FSM: Hells yeah?!
God: HELLS YEAH!
Zeus: Hey guys, how’s it goi–oof!! *punched in the gut*
God: Get back to scrubbin’ the floors! No one’s worshiped you for centuries!
FSM: Yeah, and tell Pandora not to open that damn box again, last time she created those fundies, this time, something worse will get out!
God: something worse than fundies? Shit, that’s gotta be bad!
FSM: Yeah. It’ll be Nazis. Ninja Nazis. With lasers.
God: OH NOES!!!
FSM: ZOMG! LOLOL!1!!
God: Heh, we’ll I’ll see you later, bro.
FSM: Yeah. Later. *walks over to budda*
Budda: Hey, nice to see ya, old friend!
*TO BE CONTINUED* LOL
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wait hahaha sorry one more comment @gill…mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture…or shrooms…..hmmmm ahhh the choices…crap sorry i made fun…thats all yes thank you i typed this fast bad grammer blah blah im out.
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“@gill…mycology is scientist who study fungi? architecture…or shrooms…..hmmmm ahhh the choices…”……….Uh…….if anyone understands this, please let me know.
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@TRIX– Yah, actually I think there’re several non-athiest supports of the holy FSM lurking around here besides you ‘n me. Frankly, it doesn’t matter WHAT you are, if you’ve got a sence of humor and an open mind this site shouldn’t bother you at all. (I mean….how can you not find this awsome?!)
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@i changed my name ok : “this is my first and only day on this place, and have found it a waste of my energy”.
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On the contrary .. within the space of a few posts you have dropped your aggressive intolerence, improved your spelling and grammar significantly, and even shown the ability to see both sides of an argument (”Please do not make fun of this comment, it would be so immature. Whatever go ahead, make youself feel good”). Just shows what hanging around with a few grown-ups for a bit can achieve. Plus, of course, the subversive power of the Noodly one, corroding your faith without you even being aware of it. Muwahahaha!
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Oh i see. because a spaghetti monster would be stupid, especially when you compare it to the rational idea of a superior all knowing being. I now understand everything.
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@ spaghettitasteslikeshit
You claim none of us have a life yet you seem to enjoy comming on here and trying to make everyone pissed off? which is pointless as we’re all good humoured people who just laugh it off
as for your comments about Mithra, Mithra DID predate Christianity, by a good few hundred years infact, and you failed to comment on the Egyptian Man-God Horus, who predated Mithra by a few thousand years!!!
and assuming we are all unsuccesful loners when all youv done is read a blog about Holy Pasta is a random assumption dont u think?
im not going to bore anyone with the details of my life (coz lets face it its the internet, i could say im a russian billionare who owns a spanish football team and how would you know?!……..im not tho lol) but i lead an exciting, fulfilling life that i enjoy and websites like this always give me a chuckle :-)
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@ spaghettitasteslikeshit
oh and Christiany IS a religion, what a stupid thing to say that its not, you claim educated people know Christianty is not a relgion, well educate us……explain your mad theory………..
and dont say its a cult because all religions are technically just large better known cults anyway
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My big beef with Xtianity is that they keep preaching at me. It’s always Jebus loves you this and you’re going to burn in eternal torment that. I don’t give a damn, so why won’t they stop.
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And why are a bunch of cannibals who worship a zombie preaching about morality anyway? Isn’t that kind of hypocritical?
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@ gill
“I mean….how can you not find this awsome?!”
totally agreed! most sensible post on herefor a while :-)
All hail his noodliness
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you wrote: Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
I believe this.
I see this.
I’m Italian, and last night the FSM appeared to me in a dream and said to me: go in the world, say that I AM REAL, and put a drop of tomato juice in every soul, and say to the world thet Mac Donalds is THE EVIL.
Long Life to the Pasta People and long Life to FSM….
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That’s true, they do have an evil spokes-clown as their all powerful leader.
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I have to say, from an IT perspective, this webpage is designed quite well. As far as content; WTF??? I’ve never heard of such a rediculous idea… but I guess to each his own.
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i almost start to cry when I read comments which criticize the content of this website, calling it ridiculous (if they manage to spell it right). this website is far from ridiculous, it’s actually designed in a very intelligent manner. it mocks many things (if you can’t guess what, kill yourself) in a comical fashion, and every time people make comments like ‘i hope this is a joke’ they give this website more power. long live stupid people!
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-long live stupid people!-Saddly, that’s not the way it works.Generally stuipd people end up stepping in front of steam rollers,parade floats,glaciers…or they become hypnotised by the sight of their own dirty socks spinning around in the washing machine and get killed in a ‘tragic tie caught in the washer’ accident.
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It’s the leading cause of stupid people deaths in America.
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I have a love-hate relationship with stupid people.
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I love stupid because people they make me feel better about myself, and they always provide a source of humor to the rest of us.
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I hate stupid people because they are just too f**king irratiating. Unfortunately Florida has given too many stupid people a licence to drive.
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The only thing I am completely sure about is that you can never underestimate the power of stupid people.
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A bit of morbid curiosity, how many people have died saying “check this out”?
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@Branded Cow : “how many people have died saying “check this outâ€?
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Spookily enough, it’s *exactly* the same number of people whose last ever conscious thought was “Yeh, I reckon it’ll hold my weight” AND the same number whose (de)parting words were “What’s the point of looking both wa…?” Co-incidence? I think not!
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[Stats accurate as of midnight last night]. Probably.
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It was an old age pensioner that created the world
It was a firework that created the world
It was a blue dude with shitloads of arms that created the world
It was someone who looked like__________________________that created the world
It was the great wise eagle that created the world
It was a flying mass of spaghetti with eyes on stalks and noodly appendages that created the world
Guess which theory goes with which religion!
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