Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
spaghetti is that brown stuff my dog leaves on my dinnerplate for me to eat every night,right? because it tastes just like shit and I know what shit tastes like so don’t even try to argue! someday I willbe promoted to manager here and when you come in to order a big mac because it is all you can afford I will say get out you betad fuck,you are gay and you can go home without a girlfrind or a burger hahaha
@spaghettitastelikeshit
Thank you for this absolutely pathetic troll job. I really appreciate people that literally eat shit, then make fun of someone who buys a BigMac at the McDonalds they work at, and aspire to someday become manager of, comes here trying to mock us. Again, thank you, it’s been appreciated.
@spaghettitastelikeshit
You eat dog shit? that disgusting! You know what shit tastes like because you’ve got your eat stuck up your ass, you shiteater. And you can keep your management position at McDonald’s. I’m getting an Internship at an Architectural firm. My Girlfriend and I are going to go to a real restaurant, you gay McSlave.
You’re like what, 11, 12 years old?
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If becoming manager of a McDonalds is the entire sum of your life’s ambition, I totally pity you, you poor, poor, clueless fuck.
manager of mcdonalds. i don’t even EAT mcdonalds anymore. so while you’re getting all the perks of a free lunch every day there, i’m dining with the FSM in all our drunken glory.
while you are accumulating toxins and fat in certain areas.
and I’M THIRTEEN. SUCKS TO YOU.
Man that felt good.
Guys, give him at least some credit.
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He’s probably 17, lives in a trailer park, and has to eat dog shit because he spends all of his hard earned fast food money on the lottery.
the lottery? he knows numbers?
okay, sorry, that was unnecessary.
Its not like you have to understand patterns to pick out lottery numbers. A blind squirrel could do it.
gee, an here i couldn’t for the life o me figure that out. but if the squirrel doesn’t know numbers, also assuming it can write, then it would probably draw pictures of/spell out nuts.
@spaghettitastelikeshit:
No, Mithraism really does predate christianity and did recognise those concepts first. if christianit had been wiped out early on in its existence, the western world would now be largely Mithraic.
and christianity is a religion. you pay homage to a prescribed set of behaviours (the 10 commandments) and humble yourself before your invisible, unprovable skydaddy in order to gain his favour. christianity is therefore, irrefutably, a religion.
i seriously hope you get your manager’s position at Mcdonalds. i haven’t even been into a Mcdonalds for about 10 years now. as mentioned earlier, if that is the total of your life’s ambitions…well, to be honest fuck you. just go fuck yourself entirely. i’m through being polite with you stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks..
You don’t even have to understand numbers to pick out lottery numbers. Just choose a random set from the list of symbols with the shapes 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.
“stick-up-the-arse, earth-is-6000-years-old creationist militant scumfucks”
That is waaay too long of a name for a garage band.
to just guess:
exactly, how would someone/something (in consideration of the squirrel) who doesn’t know numbers know to choose them? unless of course, someone was a translator and spoke squirrelese. or stupidese. either one, depending on the party involved.
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anyway, i can’t argue anymore tonight. it’s 5am where i am and i should probably sleep.
NIGHTIO.
@Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance
If you ever get back to this, please take into consideration that when I said ‘a blind squirrel could do it’ it was HYPERBOLE!
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(from dictionary.com)
hyperbole
–noun Rhetoric
1. obvious and intentional exaggeration.
2. an extravagant statement or figure of speech not intended to be taken literally, as “to wait an eternity.â€
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I was pointing out the obvious fact that even a blithering moron like spaghettitastelikeshit can pick out a few random numbers. Looking back, I can’t even believe I was prepared to defend my statement against a thirteen year old that can’t understand the difference between the literal and the implied.
You know it is a slow night when people come on just to brag about their shit-eatting habits and such.The poor little monkey must have been so lonley and starved for attention that he couldn’t even wait for us to come on and put him down,he had to get back in there and do it himself. Now that’s classy I tells ya! Ten outta ten for stick-to-it-ness!!!
hahaha mcdonalds you guys are hilarious 1.ive never worked at a fast food restaurant…second of all “your eat up your ass?” that doesnt even make sense…hmm educated? yyyyaaaa…and second of all architecture? im studying scriptwriting and directing at sheridan…if you know what that is, the second largest art school in N.A…you guys are hilarious…go ahead and open your McGay restaurant…frick i love making you guys pissed off its awesome
and yes i admit, i shouldnt have said “tastes like shit” in my title…i should have seen the jokes coming but i didnt know people still refer to 90’s happy gilmore jokes…i thought people grew up…meh…i dunno how i stumbled across this site…i never go on these things i just find it wicked making people squirm…this is all in good humour guys…man
” im studying scriptwriting and directing at sheridan…if you know what that is, the second largest art school in N.A…” Wow, talk about low standards. If a person of your evident intelligence leval can get in to a good school, then I’m certainly not going to worry about MY chances! (By the way: we’re not pissed off. ‘least, I’m not. This is fun.)
sheridan is honestly an amazing school with actually very high standards in the arts program…the best in the country…i dont consider myself a brainer, i am very fortunate to be where i am and i worked very hard to get here…but in all honesty, i am a christian, i dont hate or judge atheists and non-christians or anyone like that…i just find it frustrating how so many people can pick apart a group of people 1/6th of the population of earth…there is no respect in the world these days, and i apologize for anything i may have said…i know this whole site is a joke…but come on…i bet the next comments after this will be offensive to me…all these christianity bashing stuff makes me sick…what did they do to deserve this, have hope in faith? go ahead and laugh it up boys…i just dont understand…most of my friends are non-christians and they understand my beliefs and whatnot…just explain where this all came from and ill leave and never reply
By “eat up your ass” I meant your head. It’s stuck up your ass. And you eat shit, so I guess you do eat out of your ass. And how the hell did you get into college with that grammar. See how many jobs you’ll get right out of college. Scriptwriting? Directing? The biggest directors in hollywood don’t have directing, or cinematographic degrees. With architecture, I have a guaranteed job right out of college. But I might major in Computer Engineering or Mycology instead. You can take your college (that I’ve never heard of) and stick it, ’cause I don’t give a shit that you try to impress us with your useless degrees. Learn some grammar, and argue like a normal person.
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BTW, last time I met someone with a directing degree, they said, “would you like fries with that?”