Please tell me this is all a huge joke

Published by henderob October 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.

281 Responses to “Please tell me this is all a huge joke”

1. 221 - November 19th, 2006 at 3:13 pm - All Religions are parodys Says:
   
   

   That is all true (you may google it)

   My point is religions were all created at a time when idiotic people coodnt explain the world aroudn them and were scared, so they invented stories to make them feel better, those stories became belifes which eventually had rules put to them to make them religions leading to disagreements, wars, death, suicide and all sorts.

   in a modern world we have no real need for religion, we all know all religions are (more or less) incorrect and there is no real difference between an almighty invisible being or a flying blob of pasta, either could be just as likley

   if your going to waste your life beliving in strange un-proovable things, and worship something you cant see, speak to, or proove is there…….you may aswell choose a religion that gives you beer volcanos and a stripper factory when you die

   Stop Global warming: Become a Pirate

   yaaaaarrr!!!!!!

2. 222 - November 19th, 2006 at 3:58 pm - Homo narrans Says:
   
   

   12 disciples, a virgin birth, december 25th, a divine portent revealed by a star, a ritual slaying and a resurrection 3 days later…
   these things happen to coincide with another ancient pre-christian god: Mithras.

3. 223 - November 19th, 2006 at 4:05 pm - Penne Says:
   
   

   Was he Celtic?

4. 224 - November 19th, 2006 at 4:08 pm - Homo narrans Says:
   
   

   Persian, i think, but i can’t remember off-hand. there’s always wikipedia if you want to find out.

5. 225 - November 19th, 2006 at 4:31 pm - HipsterKing Says:
   
   

   Google! His noodly-ness accepts no lower standards for scientific web-based research!

   RAmen

6. 226 - November 19th, 2006 at 5:12 pm - Wench Nikkiee Says:
   
   

   FSM entries in the wiki are ok. Very handy reference. (esp. for the eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” condiments)
   Glad your sticking around HipsterKing.
   RAmen

7. 227 - November 20th, 2006 at 3:57 pm - All Religions are parodys Says:
   
   

   There are many ancient Gods with a story similar to Jesuseses
   all relgions seem to copy eachother so basically all those idiots killing eachother in the name of their Gods worship the same damn God

   except for the one true lord that is for I have been touched by his noodley appendage
   all hail the flying spaghetti monster!

8. 228 - November 20th, 2006 at 4:27 pm - ButtJester Says:
   
   

   @A
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   I know his/her post is way up the list but I couldn’t let it go..He says..
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   “But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin” -Mark 4:8
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   And not having eaten my Pasta yet, this confused me. I thought Jesus was supposed to forgive all?? That the only way to your heaven is to ask Jesus for forgiveness? But that says blasphemy will NEVER be forgiven?? Which is it??
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   That’s what I like about FSM. So simple, no contradictions. And well, even if that isn’t right, it sure is a tasty belief!!

9. 229 - November 20th, 2006 at 4:39 pm - Captian of the Nowtheworldhasmeaning Says:
   
   

   “But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin” -Mark 4:8
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   Does that mean that I have to directly blaspheme against the holy spirit or does that include God and Jesus, as I am still confused about the whole three is one is three thing.
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10. 230 - November 20th, 2006 at 4:52 pm - ButtJester Says:
    
    

    @Captain

    I agree the whole thing is just confusing. Maybe some Pasta will clear things up?

11. 231 - November 20th, 2006 at 4:53 pm - Captian of the Nowtheworldhasmeaning Says:
    
    

    Davey Jones’ Slacker (formerly just plain Davey)
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    Just listened to your track, very cool, I love the Chemical brothers and this is very much something that they would do.

12. 232 - November 20th, 2006 at 4:57 pm - Captian of the Nowtheworldhasmeaning Says:
    
    

    @ButtJester
    I am off for a bowl of warm pasta and I will try to understand it. Let me know if any of you guys have any luck.

13. 233 - November 20th, 2006 at 5:01 pm - ButtJester Says:
    
    

    @Captain
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    Since you commented on Davey’s track, I’m downloading that while cooking my Pasta. I’ll give that a listen while I eat :)
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    I’ll let you know if any of that suddenly becomes any clearer, but I wouldn’t hold my breathe if I were you.

14. 234 - November 20th, 2006 at 5:34 pm - ButtJester Says:
    
    

    Oh My Pasta!!!!
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    While eating my Pasta and becoming one with his noodlyness, he came to me with a great revelation.
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    He told me that he invented all the other religions to confuse and misdirect those not worthy of his noddlyness!! It all makes perfect sense now..
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15. 235 - November 20th, 2006 at 5:38 pm - ButtJester Says:
    
    

    umm…
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    s/noddlyness/noodlyness

16. 236 - November 20th, 2006 at 5:43 pm - Ketiov HI2U Says:
    
    

    YEAH IM SO JOINING!!! BEST RELIGION EVER!!!!

17. 237 - November 23rd, 2006 at 12:27 pm - spaghettitasteslikeshit Says:
    
    

    this is the most hilarious/gay thing ive ever seen…be proud you made me laugh, but at the same time…dump each other and get girlfriends that are actually female…you make fun of religion, but if you were educated, christianity isnt a religion and dont even argue it you dont know what you are talking about, and if you argue it nobody cares cause you worship dinner time italian food…thirdly, props for knowing how to even make a website and use photoshop for your images but this is as far as you will get in life…its too bad people dont spend theyre lives doing anything better…there is no laughing in hell boys…all there is is a lot of shitty spaghetti

18. 238 - November 23rd, 2006 at 12:36 pm - spaghettitasteslikeshit Says:
    
    

    and homo narrans or whatever your name is…mithras changed their religion after christianity to make the pagan religion seem better…you’ve got it the wrong way around retard

19. 239 - November 23rd, 2006 at 12:50 pm - Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance Says:
    
    

    it only tastes like shit to you because you hang with the wrong sauces, my misguided unknown-to-thyself Pastafarian.

20. 240 - November 23rd, 2006 at 12:55 pm - Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance Says:
    
    

    and btw.

    Try telling the other fanatical Christians that Christianity isn’t a religion. They’ll probably leave you to roast you on a pitchfork along with good ole Luci.

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