Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
That… is… AWESOME
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Bit too violent (only christians nuke whole states!!!), but otherwise utterly hilarious, truly entertainting and full of piratical pasta goodness.
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Catchy tune too…
The pirate ships can fly?
No wonder they were so feared by shipping
I bet tehy would have been useful against U-boats…
Hey, OEJ, I always wondered about the whole all-humans-coming-from-two-people thing. I can’t accept that because it would mean I would be very, very distantly related to Rush Limbaugh.
You know what they say, Saucy… everyone in the world is just 6 steps away from everyone else. As in, “My cousin’s, barber’s, great aunt’s, gardner’s, drug dealer knows Rush Limbaugh.”
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OEJ
Who the hell is Rush Limbaugh?
Rush Limbaugh is a US radio/TV host. He is a conservative Republican with a reputation for being brash, rude and and narrow-minded. Those that know who he is will appreciate the “drug dealer” reference as he was busted three years ago for abusing the prescription drug, oxycontin.
Ask the mormons to print your out a hueg family tree to prove it
@DreadNoodleBeard & pretty much everyone:
Nice piece of work there, me ‘earty, arrrhhhh!
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I’ve been noodling around being creative meself, so I have - follow the link for me latest tune, featuring cap’n Dawkins:
http://www.davefield.org.uk/delusion.aspx
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Not quite up to the Chemical Brothers’ standard, but not a bad effort, If I does say so meself! Anyway, comments gratefully received, preferably via the contact form on the site.
@Nikkie,one eye jack & all,
thanks for clearing that up me harty’s. i tried asking a guy who was preaching in the street and the only thing i got from him was i was going to hell. friendly bunch those christians.
@Dunc
The pirate ships can fly?
The new Starfleet. Pastafarian Enterprise!
Nice work Davey!
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Have you considered mixing in snippets from creationists and ID advocates? Makes sort of a back and forth thing. I can see someone like Jonathan Wells or Ken Ham making ID/Creationist comments mixed in with Dawkins, Sam Harris, James Randi and Michael Shermer. Perhaps even mix in some fire and brimstone stuff from TV evangelists.
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I can see it in my head. I’m jealous that I don’t have your talent to put it together.
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Nice job.
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OEJ
ermmm um really, oh I don’t know what to believe any more, I thought my faith was strong. I will listen to your prayers on 93.5FM, GOD rest my eternal soul, Allah save me, Bhudda look after me, FSM sprinkle me with Oregano and chilli flakes, Vishnu give me a nice cup of afterlife tea.
Any other deities out there I’m willing to listen to how you will make my death more interesting, call me we’ll do lunch
Nice tune Davy.
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Anyone know where I can find a copy of the Pop-o-Pies “The Catholics are Attacking”?, to go with my Negativeland, King Missle, Wierd Al, … collection.
I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force mi beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. And by the way, person who originally wrote this ridiculous piece of hate mail, can’t you see that the entire concept of pastafarianism is satire, as it is equally plausible as the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. There is no more proof of their existance than their is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you.
I apologise for the poor secretarial skils displayed by me. See above
this god is the only one that makes sence can you not see that and if you dowt him may he have mercy on you. and why the hell are you here if you do not belive or wish to belive?
Dear God, Lee!! Who let you near the keyboard!
I’m beginning to believe that some of these Christians actually want everyone not like them to go to (their religion’s) hell.
Hi Bobert! We know you’re still reading us. Great point about the pirate census. You REALLY get it. The polygraph test in question is to test if Maxwell believes FSMism is as valid as Christianity. I think he’d pass with flying colors.
You wanted to know what Christianity parodied?
Christianity parodied the Egyptian God Horus (also known as Amen Ra)
Son of Isis and Osiris born to the human Virgin Mai on the Winter Solstic (usually around dec 21st - 27th) in a stable beneath a bright star.
Witnesses to the birth of Horus included shepards and 3 wise men.
Horus became king of egypt and performed many miracles including walking of water, bringing a man from the dead and splitting food to feed the many
Horus was however eventually crucified by an enemy of Egypt
Horus was buried in a cave where 3 days later he rose from the dead and went to sit at the right hand of Ra (the almighty sun god)
when the egyptians prayed to Horus they often ended their prayers with the word “Amen”
The Story of Horus was 1st written about 5000 years ago in approx 3000BC………….