Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Bugga! “Humour” Must stop posting on the run.
Arrgh,
IT’S A MIRICAL!!!
I AM THE NEW MASIHER!!!
I JUST WENT TO THE TOILET AND TOO MY SUPRRISE I FOUND A NOODLY APPENDAGE AND TWO MEATBALLS! I AM TURNING INTO THE NOODLY MASTER HIMSELF!!!
ALL WORTHY SEADOGS… BOW DOWN TOO ME!!
Something just occurred to me. If we convince all the fundies and creationist nuts that they are wrong and we are right, then we will have to hang out with them.
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I don’t think they’re the type of people I want at the beer volcano. I bet they’re the type that just gawk at the strippers and never tip. No class. Tuck a buck… rhinestone g-strings don’t come cheap.
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OEJ
@Nikiee:
Note that that’s “The Enemy” with a capital “E” - you know what they’re talking about, right? Apparently, if you take the word “scientist”, and jumble the letters up, take some away, add some other arbitrary letters, you get “baby-eating jesus-raping satanist”.
interesting thought One Eyed Jack,
Soooo who would you want to be in the beer volcano… apart from pirates, midgets, etc
Wenches of course.
Yay links! Seriously, ‘the Enemy’? Are they planning on starting a war over this soon, or what? People are weird.
Dear stupid bobart, just because the pope made people kill other people doesnt prove that jesus existed. his noodliness probly just wanted some people dead, or wasnt there to stop the pope. christianity is a parody of life, its something to hide behind, because ur afraid of the truth. dont pray for me, unless ur wearing full pirate regalia when u do it
arghh,
*sigh* i have had many a good night eating spaghetti on me vessle, drinking me rum, thinking about wenches.
I’m with you me ol swashbuckling seadog!!!
Ok serious question… I’m intrigued to know
If God only created Adam and Eve and they only had two sons, (Cain and Able) doesn’t that mean that incest had to go on in order to populate the planet?
I asked that in an RI (Religous Instruction) class at high school and as a consequence, was made to sit outside the classroom every RI slot for the rest of term. If one of the school heads saw you standing outside, during class, you were hauled up to the office. (the teachers knew that!). However no one was ever dragged up for being outside during RI? The end of my religeous training. :)
Some religious apologists argue that incest did indeed occur among the children of Adam and Eve. They had other children other than Cain and Able. Their argument is that genetic mutations are a consequence of our accumulated sins. Since Adam and Eve were God’s first creations, their genetic code was without mutation. Due to the lack of “sin mutations”, incestual reproduction would not result in the birth defects we observe today.
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Somebody was smoking something when they thought of that one!
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OEJ
Since God killed off everyone but Noah and his family in The Great Flood, we are actually supposed to be the incestuous descendents of Noah. Or so the story goes….
Hmmm, two evolutionary bottlenecks then for the jewish (and later anglo-saxon) population. SO… why then do the african populations have a greater genetic diversity (as outlined by others on “You have completely pissed us off”)?
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Were they good swimmers?
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Were they good sinners?
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Were they smart enough to climb a mountain when it got all wet like that?
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Was there even a big flood in the oh so dry Africa?
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OR maybe it just never happened…
Hmm…I think God forgot to give you, and a lot of other people, a funny bone. ‘Coz if he had, then you’d have realized that, yes, this is a joke for most of us.
Praying generally doesn’t make anyone LESS stupid.
Well… prayer can often be resorted to in times when a good hard think would solve the problem. Assuming the problem is not life threatening, this pattenr could repeat itself. Over time, the disuse of braincells could result in them atrophying.
Givena large enough time frame, it could conceivably result in a diminished Intelligence Quota
agrhh… typos everywhere
Even if Noah made it through the flood with no sin-mutations, his sons immediately went about earing major new sin mutations.
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I still think Paul was gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Have ye not seen the educational scientific video of the wrath that may or may not await non-believers?
http://www.guzzles.org
Safe to watch even for non-believers..