Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Yep, you got us, this is one big joke!
Haha, get it? It’s a parody, just like Christianity and Buddhism.
Christianity is the joke, what sort of god impregnegate’s his messanger. jesus wasn’t the son of god he was probably the son of phil from the pub. Mary thought a maculate conception was better than a one night stand.
Christianity is the joke, what sort of god impregnegate’s his messanger. jesus wasn’t the son of god he was probably the son of phil from the pub. Mary thought a maculate conception was better than a one night stand.
you dont need to pray for us, you should pray for yourself because you dont have any scientific evidence for your god, yet you still worship it. this angers his noodliness. i suggest you write several pieces of theatre relating to pirates or spaghetti monsters to redeem yourself. there is still time to contain the horrid limbo that awaits you in the after life, but time is quickly running out. so write like you’ve never written before.
yours,
blubbery joe
Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades? Those were usually sanctioned by the pope. So going by that evidence Jesus probably existed. What is Christianity and Buddhism a parody of? There is a significant credibilty Christianity has over the FSM. Now believe what you want but don’t call Christianity a parody you noob. For what it’s worth I believe in theistic evolution. And I’m Catholic so at least I’m not going to hell.
Bobert, we not going to hell - we going to Heaven!! We have a beer volcano & stripper factory. So there!!
PS: Christianity is a Parody - Ho ho ho!!!
See, I can sink to your level.
After all the evidence presented at this site. I hypothesise that there are no space bars on the keyboards used at bible school. The space bars are situated out back in an area where all discussion takes place.
That is a sound hypothesis, nikkiee. Bible school is a place to go for meeting a like-minded spouse. They have no need for space bars. It is the most phallic key on the board.
You shouldn’t even have to ask. We don’t, we shouldn’t, and that’s the point. There is a very, very fine line between the Flaying Spaghetti Monster and the conventional image of God, at least as far as evidence and applications go. If we are idiots for believing in our supreme, omnipotent, created-everything being (which we don’t) then you are also an idiot for believing in yours, as is everyone who believes what you do. (unless you’re agnostic, and serious, which I doubt) But wait, they’re all wrong because they don’t believe in my God. He’s the only true god, he said so himself. ok.
How can you say that this is a joke? It makes perfect sense that everything was created by a Big Invisible Monster!! Shame on you. I will pray to both the FSM and Eris for your soul. And may you too someday be saved by the touch of His Noodly Appendage.
I hope that henderob prays for me. I’m obviously misguided. Please save me from hell. After all that must be where I’m going, being a good samaritan and all. Saving people from commiting suicide, donating blood, never throwing a punch in my life, etc. His noodly appendage touched me, although i’ve never felt “god’s” hands. Seems perfectly normal for me to burn in hell.
I guess what I’m saying is that I pray to FSM that henderob prays for me.
It’s… a… joke??????
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Davey, staring the bleakness of a noodle-free cosmos right in the face. Sob.
Don’t worry Davey, there are noodles wherever we look. It is these poor people who cannot see the sauce.
We shall have to bring the pasta to them.
“Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.”
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Of course not! The meatballs had something to do with it too. Duh!
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I’m getting really tired of people coming to this site who have never read the enlightened words of “The Gospel of the FSM”. It’s seriously disrespectful to criticize a religion when you haven’t even read their sacred teachings.
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Be gone, heretic! Return when you have read The Gospel of the FSM!
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OEJ
Guess we won’t be seeing them for a looooooooooooooong time then.
BEGONE HERETICS !! I AM YOUR MASTER!
EAT ME!
I converted from Judaism to Pastafarianism, and for the first time, my life has clarity. And noodles and sauce
Hate mail only fuels His Noodly Appendage!!!
“Chistianity isn’t a parody. Have you heard of the crusades?”
crusades? wasnt that like… a movie? No! a TV show, ya now i remember, they cancelled it due to low ratings.
Also, for the record, the FSM is the only eatable god (to my knowledge); I dont know what you catholics plan on doing when a famine occurs but ill be converting to my dear sweat italian god.
“But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin” -Mark 4:8
Everyone is entitled to their own beliefs, however having different beliefs from someone else does not mean that you should mock other religions. Just think, if somehow Christianity does happen to be the religion that is right.. do you really want to go to hell for blasphemy (especially when it isn’t necessary to blaspheme)? Just a little food for thought.
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I’m sorry, but I just can’t take the proposition seriously for a second.
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I mean, it’s all just such an obvious, outrageous fabrication, isn’t it? Virgin birth, loaves and fishes, dead people getting up and walking… it’s fairy tales, it was imagined in a time when just about everyone was utterly ignorant of just about everything.
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Why choose to remain that way? There’s about as much chance of Christianity (or *any* religion being right) as there is of me *personally* being the second coming of the messiah. If you can’t see that, there’s something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek psychiatric help.