This has to be the worse so called “church†yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping†there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.†Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly†shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,†I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being†last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Oh, we’re copying posts on other threads back as new hatemail again? Same reply as I already posted, then:
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@ I feel sorry for you….
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Actually, we’re ripping the guts out of the entire ‘real set of religions’.
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If you want to stop us, you’re going to have to do better than that.
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Or you could join us. We’d welcome you. And the only thing you really have to believe in is life, as it can be observed. All you have to respect and have faith in is people and other creatures.
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Reckon you’re up to it? Or is it back to ‘god’? (Do ask him to drop me a line when he’s got a minute. He’s been ignoring my calls for years.)
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PS About that nice detail regarding your shitting out spaghetti. You want to get that looked at. Your digestiive system has stopped working. (Unless, like your religion, you’re all surface and no guts.)
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@ Prophet Henderob,
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We seem to be active at the same time. ‘Tis an honour to share the site with your holy presence.
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RAmen
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I have found that the people who previously would have emailed their hate-mails to me are now posting them as comments on the site. I am posting them, again, in the hate-mail category, to make them more visible to those who want to read them.
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Makes absolute sense!
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(I’ve been here a couple of weeks and still haven’t worked out *how* to email you. Mind, I’ve been having too much fun playing with the other visitors in the discussion threads.
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You sure must get through a lot of reading. May His Noodly Appendage be ever anointing your eyes with refreshing Sauce.
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Whilst you’re around, thanks for *all* of this. It’s a fantastic outlet for a lot of people to address something we obviously feel strongly about, a great way to meet and talk to like-minded people, and a brilliant (and entertaining) parodic assault on something that sorely needs assulting. Ta!
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Evidently the author of this post cannot recognize satire when he sees it. He pleads, “Can’t you see that you’re taking a REAL [my emphasis] set of religions and just placing a few ideals of noodly shit in there [sic] place?” Gosh, really? Wow, thank you for pointing that out. I can stop believing it!!! However, you evidently cannot see that YOUR religion came about the same way, by ripping off previous religions and making small changes.
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“I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being†last night after I went to Fazolli’s…”
Then the circle of life is complete.
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Fazoli’s isn’t even real spaghetti. That’s like calling McDonalds real beef. It nice to know you had a good BM, though. They always add a little spring to my step!
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All’s I can say is that the guys who shit out our supreme being must have spent several years in a US prison and have the biggest “anal ring” ever as the FSM is a huge supreme being!
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I was a Catholic when I was young and we used to eat your Saviours Body, Drink his Blood and then Shit & Piss it down the Great White Telephone straight to Hell. Catholics do this every week!!!
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You can’t shit out our god he is invisible, your bowel movments don’t intrest us.
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Don’t poke fun at my lunch. Didn’t your mother ever teach you not to play with your food?
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“if that sorry excuse for a god really is you ’supreme being,’ I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being†last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..”
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How many other religions can say their god is recyclable? Yet another mark in favor of FSMism.
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RAmen
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First of all, you spelled “monster” wrong, you used the wrong form of the word “there” in your second sentence, and you said “you” instead of your.” Also, your blatant overuse of “quotation marks” is extremely “annoying.”
The next time you decide to belittle others by asserting yourself as being more intelliget, try using Microsoft spell checker first. You kind of just came across as an idiot, and I don’t think that was your purpose…
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Seems to be a common curse from the Vengeful FSM upon the heathen scrum!!
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I meant scum!! Oh no, I contracted it now!
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RAT – you beat me to it – I was about to say the same thing. What is this guy talking about? If he goes to Church like a good Christian, then he shit out his own god along with his fake pasta.
I wonder how his god will feel about that?
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“This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping†there [sic] own way.”
Please, please tell me that you are from a protestant religion as you just described the basis (although over simplified) for every catholic off shoot from the protestant reformation onwards.
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I think this bonehead is actually part of the ‘I’m too dumb to get a parody of my stupid religion’ church, or maybe the ‘I’m too dumb to use spell check’ faith.
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yikes…i feel dumber just reading this guy’s post….spell check!!!!
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They really don’t sound as if they completed the 5th grade, do they? And as for the faulty bowl movements, spaghetti’s got to be tastier than your god, oh eloquent one.
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At most their posts are pretty funny. I always enjoy Christian ‘potty clever’ and homophobic rants, and I like to imagine imitating them by posting notes like this to a Christian site:
‘yu giys is stupit and yu jus take the spagati monstre and put sum guy ona cross you fag!!! i piss on you god!!!!’
Then they would know how very smart we are.
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Oh gee! If god took just one more day to make the Earth, he would have remebered spell check! Bummer…
FSM pwns!
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are you against worshipping in our own way?? that is the same as accusing muslims for believing that mohumad is their prophet, or telling the jews that the messiah has most definetley happened. and also i take myself extremely seriously, the fact that i am replying to your mindless drivel proves that i take myelf and things i am involved in seriously. and by the way, im sure bill gates incorporated spell check into microsoft so that morons like you look like you have some brains, so use it. for you my friend are one of those morons.
sincerely,
blubbery joe
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I am glad you have taken the almighty into your body that his pasta may cleanse your unworthy gastrointestinal tract and shit pipe. This is a ritual that we practice once a week; we take his body and his sauce into us that he may live in us.
RAmen.
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“Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly†shit in its [there] place?!?!”
Let me remind you, that all the christian and other Gods are totaly copied from egyptian or romania gods. So stop bullshitting :D.
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I feel sorry for you guys at the Church of Christ.
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There’s no way I can describe this post without saying “‘tard”. If every person who had yet to be touched by his noodly appendage read most of the posts in His holy forum, we could have more room to make happier posts about how His sauciness has changed our lives, and less time describing why our religion shouldn’t be put down. But for all of those who have reach italian enlightenment, may you be forever shaded by His Saucy Meatballs.
RAmen.
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Spelling is generally a good thing, henderob. It has EVOLVED quite a bit over time. Creating spelling of words makes you just sound kind of silly. Much like saying some singular being created mankind and all the universe.
Unless that being is made of delightful spaghetti and meatballs.
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So.. you mean to tell me that you can prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is absolutely no way that your “Omnipotent God” could manifest himself/herself as a plate of tasty spaghetti?
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I liked the typo so much, I took it for my name! I never liked being heathen scum, but heathen scrum, now that’s where it’s at! Darn, now I’ve ended a sentence with a preposition. May HIs Noodliness annoint you with one of his dangling participial phrases.
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WILL PEOPLE STOP ACCUSING HENDEROB OF THOSE POSTS!!!
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He is the site admin, and our prophet, the stupid posts come from hatemailers who weren’t kind enough to sign their letters.
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@Steven J
…..you can prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is absolutely no way that your “Omnipotent God†could manifest himself/herself as a plate of tasty spaghetti?…..
They told me he was almighty and could do anything? I think I have been lied to?
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It was when the Greek God Zeus chose to manifest himself as a plate of Moussaka and the Roman God Jupiter chose a plate of spaghetti that the two religions truly diverged.
It’s pretty much second year primary school stuff in God school to learn to transubstantiate into the complex foodstuff of your choice so this comes as no surprise. A God that has failed mastery of this simple process….well, draw your own conclusions.
Only one major deity has realised that Zeus had actually inadvertantly stumbled upon THE most efficient and ergonomic Godly form.
Do I really need to spell it out……etc…..
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Sorry, I meant Jupiter.
Nobody in their right mind would choose a plate of Moussaka.
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Where does the giant marshmallow man fit into all of this? Maybe the gods are crazy?
RAmen
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i feel sorry for YOU if you don’t realize that no one is actually serious about believing in FSM…
the whole point of FSM was to draw attention to the fact that ID just doesn’t make sense.
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Wow.. this is a unique approach.
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Hey I thought this site was pretty awesome, I dont know if you guys are for real or what its kind of hard to tell. But you do make awesome points about other organized religion.
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Wow, do you seriously take time out of your life to post a message on a fake religion’s website. Did we hurt your feelings? Did this website poke fun of your religion? Everyone has the right as a human being to believe what they will. Pirates FTW
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I feel sorry for you guys too.
Sorry that you all have to deal with this type of stuff. I only really ran into this site today. I’ve heard mutterings about it for a while, but only really just got time to look into it.
I have to say, as someone raised Roman Catholic (Insert dramatic cord here) that this site does make a lot of sense, but maybe that’s just because I understand the concept of satire. It also may be that I was just lucky to be able to understand the fact that the concept of an “all knowing, all powerful god” might just mean that he/she/it could appear differently to different people (not necessarily just in noodle form, but in whatever the person is comfortable with.) . The thing I don’t understand (and I know that a lot of people here don’t, just at a quick glance) is how a person that believes in a god that loves everyone, can make such obviously hateful and rude comments to others.
To anyone out there that doesn’t understand what satire is, go read the first couple of paragraphs of “A Modest Proposal” by Jonathan Swift and agree with it. Then read the rest.
To all the more open minded people out there I have only this to say, RAmen, and I look forward to doing my part for global warming. Arrr!
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ABC Spellcheck,
they also have ‘worse’ instead of ‘worst’. Unless of course I’m missing the point of this literary genius.
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/satire
’nuff said
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U PPL R ALL FUCKING GAY AS CAN BE OMFG GOD DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH UR LIFE O MEAN GOD PPL U DONT HAVE ANYTHIG BETTER TO DO OMFG U PPL JUST PISS ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY I MEAN GODD THATS RITE I SAID GOD HE IS THE ALL MIGHTY RULER AND U PPL ALL NO IT. U PPL R ALL GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! FUCK ALL OF YALLS AND FOLLOW ME TO SANTAS HOUSE SO THEN WE CAN SUCK ON HIS SMALL DICK AND THAN LAUGH ABOUT IT AND THE DO IT AGAIN AAHAHAHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THIS WAS JOHN BONDS WHO SAID THIS AHAHAHAHA AND I LIVE IS SOUTH WINDSOR CT, SO Y DONT U COME OVER MY HOUSE SO THEN WE CAN GO TO SANTA’S HOUSE TO SUCK ON HIS SMALL DICK OK THANKS BYE BYE :D
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How dare he insult the great noodly one! I am a reformed Jedi, and will not hear of such pasta-phemy!
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Christians sure follow the words of their own god, don’t they? (treat others as you would like to be treated? sound familiar?) and how about that Christian sense of humor?
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I feel sorry for your bad grammar:
“…sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,…â€
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@John Bonds
I don’t read capitals. I tried to get past that, but still no luck. What?????
I think it says………no it’s no good. I give up!!
RAmen
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What does “FUCK ALL OF YALLS” mean? Is it some type of religion?
Another one not taking their meds.
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Another feature of Christians: bad potty training, leading them to scatological put-downs of others’ philosophies. “You poo poo head, nuh uh, MY DADDY GOD is BIGGER than YOUR DADDY GOD. You POO out YOUR god! POO POO BAD!”
Uh huh.
If god disagrees with what I say, let IT let me know. I’m sick of hearing from a bunch of well-paid spinmasters and their beaten-down submissives. For one thing, god’s smarter, better in bed, better in conversation…and knows how the hell to use a spell-checker and write at a sixth-grade level of competence.
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” This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping†there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously”
well exuse me for bursting the bubble, but all religion is based on that…dumbass
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Nikkiee,
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“All of yalls” is the plural of “yall”. Just consult any Southern dictionary. For example:
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“How y’all doing?”
“Who, me?”
“No, not just you, all y’all.”
“Oh, we’re doing fine.”
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OEJ
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