I feel sorry for you guys

Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly” shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,” I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being” last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..

95 Responses to “I feel sorry for you guys”

1. 81 - November 22nd, 2006 at - raspberry Says:
   
   

   btw, why does nobody posting hate mail understand satire?
   godamnit if ur going to Chastise and bag us, atleast do it with dignity and class!

2. 82 - November 23rd, 2006 at - spaghettitasteslikeshit Says:
   
   

   i watched your youtube video of spreading the fsm news…whoever that was he seemed extremely gay (with a laugh) and apparently fsm followers are supposed to talk like a moron and are required to be extremely scrawny haha…i like how everyone hates you…i dont hate you at all, i just think you guys are like those nerds back in school playing pokemon on their game boy, needing something more nerdy to do so you invented this haha sweet

3. 83 - November 23rd, 2006 at - Noodle! Do The Holy Noodle Dance Says:
   
   

   thanks for watching the preaching. so, may I ask, why are you spending you’re *cough* valuable time bashing us, oh inane one?

   and um, WE’RE ALL SCRAWNY? EVEN THOUGH WE CONSUME MUCH OF COMPLEX CARBOHYDRATES? PRAISE THE PASTA, THIS IS THE DAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

   *throws away weighing scale*

4. 84 - November 23rd, 2006 at - TRIX Says:
   
   

   @spaghettitasteslikeshit,
   I’ve nearly graduated from High school, and playing pokemon is still fun. It’s the only thing that can keep my attention, and you can’t beat something that is a multi-billion dollar industry. Oh, and I’m skinny because my metabolism is off the chart. I could eat a lot of pasta and not gain weight. I’ll bet you’re a fat old man who goes around and making fun of skinny people. Your the reason U.S life span is going down. You’re too fat. 76 year life span? Canada has a 80.5 year life span. Eat healthy and live longer, you fat man. (no offense to overweight pastafarians)
   .
   P.S: You sound extremely gay, you moron.

5. 85 - November 23rd, 2006 at - theallmeatyonerox Says:
   
   

   kiss my fat one, all you pasta haters out there. we are who we are and we arent going to change, so shut the holy hell up and find better things to do and pehaps eat a nice spaghetti dinner… maybe it will give you some outlook

6. 86 - November 23rd, 2006 at - spaghettitasteslikeshit Says:
   
   

   im a 19 year old Canadian landscaper/university student…you make the worst predictions ive ever heard…and im not wasting my time, its fun bashing immature people

7. 87 - November 23rd, 2006 at - spaghettitasteslikeshit Says:
   
   

   i love it when u guys get your back all up when someone actually makes fun of you…after this comment people will bash me back…its how it works and i think its hilarious

8. 88 - November 23rd, 2006 at - TRIX Says:
   
   

   Make fun of me, I don’t care. You just make yourself look bad with your awful grammar and spelling. As a Canadian, I’m ashamed you come from my country.

9. 89 - November 23rd, 2006 at - i changed my name ok Says:
   
   

   I apologize for using ‘MSN’ spelling and grammar. Happy? Also, I didn’t make fun of you. I simply stated the fact that you made a horrible prediction, because you were way off. It was funny I admit. Oh yeah, Canada is not ‘your’ country. It is the country in which you live. I am a proud Canadian, and I do not even know how this is an issue. I’m done here. This is ridiulous. I came to support people who think this whole spaghetti thing is a waste of people’s time, and that I am sick of people making fun of Christians. I know it will never end but I hope that people will get more respect one day. No more jokes from me I went too far. That’s all im not coming back to this site. I don’t hate you guys. It’s just, disappointing that this type of stuff is what the world has come to.

10. 90 - January 4th, 2007 at - Ashley Says:
    
    

    If you’re gonna send hate mail, please use correct grammar.
    =)
    But, I agree completely with what you’re saying.

11. 91 - January 4th, 2007 at - Re-Oared Marc Says:
    
    

    Dear i changed my name ok,
    .
    If you weren’t so rude and offensive perhaps more people would play with you. Buh-bye.

12. 92 - January 4th, 2007 at - Sabzies Says:
    
    

    We all have our own views…
    This is theirs
    We should respect it. =D

13. 93 - January 4th, 2007 at - Beastly Rich Says:
    
    

    no, because they don’t respect mine.

14. 94 - January 4th, 2007 at - Johnny Corvette Says:
    
    

    Canada? Isn’t that the state right next to Vermont?

15. 95 - May 8th, 2008 at - whatthehellbobby Says:
    
    

    so, i was on this bus one time, and then there was this kid. and he was like, meeeeh, and i was like, yea whateva.

    have you ever wondered what it would be like if the pillsbury doughboy had turrets?

    turkey!

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