This has to be the worse so called “church†yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping†there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.†Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly†shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,†I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being†last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Thanks OEJ. I think I had that one. Just couldn’t resist ;)
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hehe. Didn’t know for sure, nikkiee. This being the internet, you never know where someone is writing from.
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OEJ
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I got a feeling this ones the anti pasta if the shits it out with no change. No normal perosn does not absorb our lord.
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Apologies for awful spelling and grammer.
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I feel that I should tell the congregation of my worshipping activities as of yesterday.
I live the Gospel 7 days a week, especially on Fridays. My Friday begins by kicking someone out of bed, praising them with the words, “Go home!” and grabbing the nearest 2-litre bottle of diet Coke. Then, I flip on the news (FOX until the FSM channel arrives), and feel remorse for all the religious-terrorist groups that are pissing in each other’s Cherrio’s. Remember, I was once a Taoist-Anarchist, so I know how to raise Hell.
Anyway, after laying around for a few more hours, and telling the Boss to ‘piss-off’ when he asks where, “my ass is,” I remind him that it’s Friday, and my religious holiday. I read to him from my own ‘additional scriptures’ (the ACLU handbook of spells) and threaten lawsuit. The bastard ALWAYS changes the subject and I politely hang up on him.
I roll my ass out of bed, into the car, and off to my nearest place of worship: Carl’s Jr., for a hamburger. This just buys time until Olive Garden opens and allows me to worship properly. After working myself up and speaking in tongues, I take all the pasta leftovers from the other patrons, hop in my car, and throw pasta at the non-believers. I always feel enlightened after that.
At this point, I arrive home and clean the Beer Volcano. Last night, I went to the closest thing I could find to a Stripper Factory: a strip club that real nurses and nurse assistants work at for extra money. Damn.
Keep the faith,
Glaston
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“U PPL R ALL FUCKING GAY AS CAN BE OMFG GOD DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH UR LIFE O MEAN GOD PPL U DONT HAVE ANYTHIG BETTER TO DO OMFG U PPL JUST PISS ME OFF SO FUCKING MUCH IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY I MEAN GODD THATS RITE I SAID GOD HE IS THE ALL MIGHTY RULER AND U PPL ALL NO IT. U PPL R ALL GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! FUCK ALL OF YALLS AND FOLLOW ME TO SANTAS HOUSE SO THEN WE CAN SUCK ON HIS SMALL DICK AND THAN LAUGH ABOUT IT AND THE DO IT AGAIN AAHAHAHAHAHAHA REMEMBER THIS WAS JOHN BONDS WHO SAID THIS AHAHAHAHA AND I LIVE IS SOUTH WINDSOR CT, SO Y DONT U COME OVER MY HOUSE SO THEN WE CAN GO TO SANTA’S HOUSE TO SUCK ON HIS SMALL DICK OK THANKS BYE BYE :D”
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You earn the “Good Christian” badge! I’m sure your god would just LOVE to surround himself with Genious’ like YOU.
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It’s hard to believe that someone who yells so much and curses (oh my) so much could actually hate this site so much. What does being gay have to do with it?
What I love about this site is that you can be vegan and believe as strongly as a carnivore can…maybe not in the same kitchen though.
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I don’t see why christians can have all these TV shows, millions of bumper stickers, people walking to your door to recruit you, and a multi-billiondollar business to top it off, and then get mad at a website. Talk about being self rightous!
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“It’s hard to believe that someone who yells so much and curses (oh my) so much could actually hate this site so much. What does being gay have to do with it?” – Melly53
Yeah, always with the gay comments from christians around here. What is up with that.
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I think to them, being gay must be one of the worst things you can be, right up there with atheism. So they feel good brandishing it at us.
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Of course Dawkins said that atheists are the new gays! Maybe they took his comment a little too literally!
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@Steven J
Isn’t the voice of religous hate indoctrination just wonderful! (and loud!!!)
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…and repetitive?
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You just got to laugh at the poor humans that just don’t “get it”. Let us all know that this is why we must go forth and celibrate Holiday!
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Sir/Madam,
Our Lord and Creator, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, blessed be his name, has prepared a special place of eternal torture for beings like you. Blasphemy against his holy name is a ticket to the REAL hell, which is much worse than any Christian god can make. I feel sorry for you, as I will for eternity. You had your chance.
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oh what’s the point?
His rant shoots itself in both feet then both knees and keeps on going until it puts both barrels through it’s miniscule brain.
It’s like car crash internet, you want to look away but you just can’t…
Seriously there should be an IQ test before you get an internet connection…
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You never know. One of them might just see themselves in the real light one day. Nah!…just my imagination again!
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ermmm he doesn’t get it does he, and lo he shall burn in the infernal pizza oven for at least 23minutes. Sorry mate but you’re screwed
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And I feel sorry for you, oh sir that doesn’t understand satire. What is wrong with people that see this as a real thing? This “religion” is even more bizarre than the-wait…no it’s not
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Oh, and what of the so-called “Church of Scientology”?
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People who visit websites like this, which parody things a great number of people hold sacrosanct (a la Whitehouse.org, for example) fall into three broad categories:
1) Those who “get it” – Extremely rare, these are the ones who laugh uproariously when they see anything to do with Scientology, Christianity, or any other flavor of bull. Always entertaining to have post because they know what they’re talking about, and are another convert to the cause.
2) The idiots – Most of these people never graduated from elementary school, by the looks of their grammar and spelling. Honestly guys, just do it right. It’s not that hard and it pretty much invalidates your argument to anyone of intelligence if you sound like a twelve year-old hick. This goes for everyone though, don’t feel exempted just because you don’t believe in the Mystical Man in the Sky. =)
3) The Christians – Marginally more entertaining than the idiots, they usually waver between both categories. Explicit in their use of threats, religious references, and extensive logical fallacies, their main goal seems to be to make me laugh until I start crying. Ideally, we would get ahold of a nuke for next years JesusFest and wipe them all out in one place. Fallout > Christianity, by far.
I win.
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Hey Henderob
For a guy who is ranting about another person’s right to satirize a religion, you certainly don’t imspite too much confidence. After all, your five poorly structured sentences contain nine grammatical errors. Maybe you should consider cleaning up your own act before crapping on someone else.
Besides which, a hundred years from now folks will look back at this Intelligent Design debate and wonder how humanity ever made it through the 21st century, in much the same way that we look back in amazement that any culture would worship the sun, or offer sacrirfices in order to change the weather.
The answers are there, hidden away in these secret locations called libraries. Try one.
Grayman
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Look again, Grayman. Henderbob runs this site. He didn’t write the “I feel sorry” note. He just puts them up there to start a discussion.
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OEJ
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Err, Henderob, not Henderbob.
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I usually just swallow hard and bite my lip over my many typos, but to mangle the Prophet’s name be sacrilege! Forgive this poor pirate, mates.
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On a separate note, something just occured to me. People often ask about FSM holidays. We have TLAPD. Well, why not add Oktoberfest? Perhaps the FSM season of Ramendan can begin with TLAPD and end with Oktoberfest. I know in my heart that the FSM must love beer gardens, sausages, sweet breads, cheese and polka bands! What’s not to love?
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OEJ
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Cheese! Gimme!
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Is not every day a “holy” day? Buuurp! Pass the Parmesan!
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You need to be touched by his great noodle… Enlightenment will lead you to understanding the powers of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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I think that people are absolutely right to point out incorrect claims of the author (Frederick Turner) that Hitler was an atheist, etc. On the other hand, many of you seem to think that he has some relevant points when he discusses science. As a theoretical physicist who knows and understands Kurt Gödels proof that he refers to, and, although not a cosmologist, are familiar with the ideas regarding multiple universies that he mentions, I may give a little perspective on those parts.
When it comes to Gödel’s proof, Turner writes “Kurt Gödel showed conclusively that every system of reasoning contains self-referential statements of the form of “This statement is unprovable”, which are correctly formed propositions that must be true or false, and must, if reason is fundamental, be provably one or the other.” This is simply not true. It is a misinterpretation of Gödel, made to cast doubts regarding the validity of logic. What Gödel did show was that any formal logical system cannot be proved to be both complete and without self-contradictions, if it should be powerful enough to contain arithmetics. Gödel’s work did involve the constructions of self-referential statements that Turner writes about, but in no way did Gödel’s work imply that all propositions must be true or false. Rather the conclusion from Gödel’s proof is that we can live with the fact that there are propositions that are not true or false in a formal logic system. How Gödel’s wonderful and impressive work, regarding the foundations of mathematics, based on logic, can be used to cast doubts on the validity of logic, is beyond my understanding.
When Turner discusses recent developments in cosmology, he may have a point that the suggestion of multiple universes should have a philosophical problem when it comes to “Occam’s Razor”. However, there are a few things that Turner fails to mention in this context. Firstly, multiple universes is not a part of mainstrean cosmology. Most cosmologist would not subscribe to this picture. Secondly, the problem to explain our current universe that cosmologist have, is derived from our best current knowledge of physical laws, that is the standard model of particle physics together with general relativity. However, physicist in general do not believe that these laws are the final word. While they apply over the length scales that we can probe in the laboratory, and many larger events that can be studied with, for example, the Hubble space telescope, it does not mean that there is not new undiscovered physics on cosmological scales. In fact, physicists agree that the recently observed accelerating expansion of the universe is a phenomenon that cannot be explained by current physical knowledge. My point here is that Turner argues like cosmologist have claimed that they have all the answers, and that this answer contains multiple universes. They have not, but the fact that science cannot explain everything is not a proof of Gods existence, as Turner seem to imply.
Finally, I want to point out that there are more obvious mistakes in the rest of Turner’s article. Here I have just discussed those parts that touches on more advanced scientific topics.
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I may just, technically, be an irish kid of the age of 15, but if god is perfect,, why would he feel the need to create anything, much less an imperfect world? If to be perfect is to be complete in every sense, then why would he feel the desire to create, and why would he feel the need to tempt his people. To me this suggests either sadism , or really having nothing better to fdo with his time. If anyone wants to hear of anymore arguments against God(s) i’ve got a few more cooking here. And by the way, in case you haven’t noticed,im not tryinfg to offend your beliefs, these are merely my own. I do not wish to force mi beliefs on anyone, I merely seek an answer to my questions. thank you so very much. Cead Mile Failte and May the wind be ever at your back. Thank you for reading this entire post. If not look up ya great eejit ye
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And by the way, person who originally wrote this ridiculous piece of hate mail, can’t you see that the entire concept of pastafarianism is satire, as it is equally plausible as the deities of islam, christianity, Buddhism, etc. There is no more proof of their existance than their is of his noodlyness, therefore it is an equally valid theory,and therefore must be disproved before you can denounce it in this manner. Thank you.
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Stay out of my psychosis. Besides, little meatbally is cute.
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To a certain extent religion/god is pluasible, and knowing that everyone needs meaning in some way should be respected, its ok for ppl not to beleive in god but to discriminate against those who do is merly well sad …i still wonder how we (being athiests) think we are correct or superior becuase we don’t need faith in a higher being…not questioning… just playing devils advacate really.
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btw, why does nobody posting hate mail understand satire?
godamnit if ur going to Chastise and bag us, atleast do it with dignity and class!
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i watched your youtube video of spreading the fsm news…whoever that was he seemed extremely gay (with a laugh) and apparently fsm followers are supposed to talk like a moron and are required to be extremely scrawny haha…i like how everyone hates you…i dont hate you at all, i just think you guys are like those nerds back in school playing pokemon on their game boy, needing something more nerdy to do so you invented this haha sweet
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thanks for watching the preaching. so, may I ask, why are you spending you’re *cough* valuable time bashing us, oh inane one?
and um, WE’RE ALL SCRAWNY? EVEN THOUGH WE CONSUME MUCH OF COMPLEX CARBOHYDRATES? PRAISE THE PASTA, THIS IS THE DAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
*throws away weighing scale*
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@spaghettitasteslikeshit,
I’ve nearly graduated from High school, and playing pokemon is still fun. It’s the only thing that can keep my attention, and you can’t beat something that is a multi-billion dollar industry. Oh, and I’m skinny because my metabolism is off the chart. I could eat a lot of pasta and not gain weight. I’ll bet you’re a fat old man who goes around and making fun of skinny people. Your the reason U.S life span is going down. You’re too fat. 76 year life span? Canada has a 80.5 year life span. Eat healthy and live longer, you fat man. (no offense to overweight pastafarians)
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P.S: You sound extremely gay, you moron.
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kiss my fat one, all you pasta haters out there. we are who we are and we arent going to change, so shut the holy hell up and find better things to do and pehaps eat a nice spaghetti dinner… maybe it will give you some outlook
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im a 19 year old Canadian landscaper/university student…you make the worst predictions ive ever heard…and im not wasting my time, its fun bashing immature people
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i love it when u guys get your back all up when someone actually makes fun of you…after this comment people will bash me back…its how it works and i think its hilarious
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Make fun of me, I don’t care. You just make yourself look bad with your awful grammar and spelling. As a Canadian, I’m ashamed you come from my country.
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I apologize for using ‘MSN’ spelling and grammar. Happy? Also, I didn’t make fun of you. I simply stated the fact that you made a horrible prediction, because you were way off. It was funny I admit. Oh yeah, Canada is not ‘your’ country. It is the country in which you live. I am a proud Canadian, and I do not even know how this is an issue. I’m done here. This is ridiulous. I came to support people who think this whole spaghetti thing is a waste of people’s time, and that I am sick of people making fun of Christians. I know it will never end but I hope that people will get more respect one day. No more jokes from me I went too far. That’s all im not coming back to this site. I don’t hate you guys. It’s just, disappointing that this type of stuff is what the world has come to.
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If you’re gonna send hate mail, please use correct grammar.
=)
But, I agree completely with what you’re saying.
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Dear i changed my name ok,
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If you weren’t so rude and offensive perhaps more people would play with you. Buh-bye.
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We all have our own views…
This is theirs
We should respect it. =D
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no, because they don’t respect mine.
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Canada? Isn’t that the state right next to Vermont?
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so, i was on this bus one time, and then there was this kid. and he was like, meeeeh, and i was like, yea whateva.
have you ever wondered what it would be like if the pillsbury doughboy had turrets?
turkey!
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This topic is quite hot on the Internet right now. What do you pay attention to while choosing what to write about?
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