This has to be the worse so called “church†yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping†there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.†Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly†shit in its [there] place?!?! My god…and if that sorry excuse for a god really is you “supreme being,†I’m just gonna let you know that I just shit out your “supreme being†last night after I went to Fazolli’s…..
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
At most their posts are pretty funny. I always enjoy Christian ‘potty clever’ and homophobic rants, and I like to imagine imitating them by posting notes like this to a Christian site:
‘yu giys is stupit and yu jus take the spagati monstre and put sum guy ona cross you fag!!! i piss on you god!!!!’
Then they would know how very smart we are.
Oh gee! If god took just one more day to make the Earth, he would have remebered spell check! Bummer…
FSM pwns!
are you against worshipping in our own way?? that is the same as accusing muslims for believing that mohumad is their prophet, or telling the jews that the messiah has most definetley happened. and also i take myself extremely seriously, the fact that i am replying to your mindless drivel proves that i take myelf and things i am involved in seriously. and by the way, im sure bill gates incorporated spell check into microsoft so that morons like you look like you have some brains, so use it. for you my friend are one of those morons.
sincerely,
blubbery joe
I am glad you have taken the almighty into your body that his pasta may cleanse your unworthy gastrointestinal tract and shit pipe. This is a ritual that we practice once a week; we take his body and his sauce into us that he may live in us.
RAmen.
“Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions and just placing a few ideals of “noodly†shit in its [there] place?!?!”
Let me remind you, that all the christian and other Gods are totaly copied from egyptian or romania gods. So stop bullshitting :D.
I feel sorry for you guys at the Church of Christ.
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There’s no way I can describe this post without saying “‘tard”. If every person who had yet to be touched by his noodly appendage read most of the posts in His holy forum, we could have more room to make happier posts about how His sauciness has changed our lives, and less time describing why our religion shouldn’t be put down. But for all of those who have reach italian enlightenment, may you be forever shaded by His Saucy Meatballs.
RAmen.
Spelling is generally a good thing, henderob. It has EVOLVED quite a bit over time. Creating spelling of words makes you just sound kind of silly. Much like saying some singular being created mankind and all the universe.
Unless that being is made of delightful spaghetti and meatballs.
So.. you mean to tell me that you can prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is absolutely no way that your “Omnipotent God” could manifest himself/herself as a plate of tasty spaghetti?
I liked the typo so much, I took it for my name! I never liked being heathen scum, but heathen scrum, now that’s where it’s at! Darn, now I’ve ended a sentence with a preposition. May HIs Noodliness annoint you with one of his dangling participial phrases.
WILL PEOPLE STOP ACCUSING HENDEROB OF THOSE POSTS!!!
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He is the site admin, and our prophet, the stupid posts come from hatemailers who weren’t kind enough to sign their letters.
@Steven J
…..you can prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is absolutely no way that your “Omnipotent God†could manifest himself/herself as a plate of tasty spaghetti?…..
They told me he was almighty and could do anything? I think I have been lied to?
It was when the Greek God Zeus chose to manifest himself as a plate of Moussaka and the Roman God Jupiter chose a plate of spaghetti that the two religions truly diverged.
It’s pretty much second year primary school stuff in God school to learn to transubstantiate into the complex foodstuff of your choice so this comes as no surprise. A God that has failed mastery of this simple process….well, draw your own conclusions.
Only one major deity has realised that Zeus had actually inadvertantly stumbled upon THE most efficient and ergonomic Godly form.
Do I really need to spell it out……etc…..
Sorry, I meant Jupiter.
Nobody in their right mind would choose a plate of Moussaka.
Where does the giant marshmallow man fit into all of this? Maybe the gods are crazy?
RAmen
i feel sorry for YOU if you don’t realize that no one is actually serious about believing in FSM…
the whole point of FSM was to draw attention to the fact that ID just doesn’t make sense.
Wow.. this is a unique approach.
Hey I thought this site was pretty awesome, I dont know if you guys are for real or what its kind of hard to tell. But you do make awesome points about other organized religion.
Wow, do you seriously take time out of your life to post a message on a fake religion’s website. Did we hurt your feelings? Did this website poke fun of your religion? Everyone has the right as a human being to believe what they will. Pirates FTW
I feel sorry for you guys too.
Sorry that you all have to deal with this type of stuff. I only really ran into this site today. I’ve heard mutterings about it for a while, but only really just got time to look into it.
I have to say, as someone raised Roman Catholic (Insert dramatic cord here) that this site does make a lot of sense, but maybe that’s just because I understand the concept of satire. It also may be that I was just lucky to be able to understand the fact that the concept of an “all knowing, all powerful god” might just mean that he/she/it could appear differently to different people (not necessarily just in noodle form, but in whatever the person is comfortable with.) . The thing I don’t understand (and I know that a lot of people here don’t, just at a quick glance) is how a person that believes in a god that loves everyone, can make such obviously hateful and rude comments to others.
To anyone out there that doesn’t understand what satire is, go read the first couple of paragraphs of “A Modest Proposal” by Jonathan Swift and agree with it. Then read the rest.
To all the more open minded people out there I have only this to say, RAmen, and I look forward to doing my part for global warming. Arrr!
ABC Spellcheck,
they also have ‘worse’ instead of ‘worst’. Unless of course I’m missing the point of this literary genius.