fsm painting

Published by Bobby Henderson October 22nd, 2006 in pirates, General FSM news and Spread the Word.

Received this FSM painting from Jeremiah Palecek.

I had a renewed interest in the FSM after seeing the Dawkins interview.Â It reminded me of a painting I did a while back about the Pastafarian faith.

Jeremiah’s Blog: 1 Painting Every DayÂ

29 Responses to “fsm painting”

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21 - October 27th, 2006 at - OneEar Says:

I work for a similar deity, and we have an ongoing debate in our office about art and virgins. How do y’all resolve the problem of “statutory rape?”
22 - October 27th, 2006 at - lunchlady Says:

Look up the “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”. #4 States “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.”
There seems to be no room for raping virgins or underage girls in FSMism - the key phrase here being “Willing, Consenting Partner of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity”.

I’m sure all the strippers in Heaven ARE of Legal Age and Mental Maturity.

RAmen
23 - October 27th, 2006 at - Branded Cow Says:

Since it is a stripper factory, I’m not so sure that thier age comes close to exceeding 1 year. However the stripper factory was created by FSM, so I’m sure a miracle of some kind was incompassed in the creation of heaven.
24 - October 28th, 2006 at - lunchlady Says:

I think the FSM must have the strippers come out full mature, if not fully dressed.
Otherwise, all the Pastafarians who partake of the stripper factories’ delights in heaven would be violating #4 (see above), and I’m sure, in His Great Wisdom, He would take that into consideration. So most likely, the strippers that come from the factory, although manufacturing date may be less than 1 year, are probably over 21, or what’s the point?
25 - April 5th, 2007 at - Sara Wilson Says:

Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
26 - April 5th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:

@Sara
See FSM holiday trees thread please.
27 - April 9th, 2007 at - emma Says:

cool blog!
28 - April 16th, 2007 at - Timoty Says:

cool blog!
29 - April 18th, 2007 at - Tima Says:

nice photos of this blog

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American