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Received this FSM painting from Jeremiah Palecek.
I had a renewed interest in the FSM after seeing the Dawkins interview. It reminded me of a painting I did a while back about the Pastafarian faith.
Jeremiah’s Blog: 1 Painting Every DayÂ
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Galleon blueprint.
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Every day, one step closer…
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That looks both tasty AND pirate-tastic!
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Beautiful, majestic, true to every pastafarians’ dream. ^_^
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yummy! i think we should have more fsm art.
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someone should start doing stain glass work I think
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Yar! The beauty brings a tear to my eye not covered by me patch. I wipe it away with me hook, and think every pirate needs a painting like this in their livingroom!
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someone should start doing pirate ships blueprints…*looks at bobby*
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Thanks for all your comments about my work:) I think the blueprint idea is great. I used to work making blueprints for a living, well, not drawing them, but actually copying them. Anyway, all you need to do is find a place that will transfer a black and white image on paper to a piece of vellum, then they feed the vellum into the blueprint machine with a specially coated piece of paper, and out pops a beautiful blueprint. At the place I worked you could also get brown prints which were really pretty. And its cheaper than a large format copy of the same image!:) Put a pastarific slogan at the bottom, and you’ve got a nice poster for you home. Just a thought:) There must be some site on the net that has some blueprints for he purpose of model ship building, couldn’t find it myself, but have a feeling its out there.
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I hope y’all enjoy the eternal hellfires of damnation.
Piece be with you.
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I might be able to boil water and cook pasta in these fires of hell. Keep the faith going wherever it may bring us.
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oneear….if there is a hell for using poor grammar, and improper use of words, you will be quite warm.
Peace out………jerk wad
RAmen
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Hello Liz,
No, don’t worry about your poor grammar. Many people place commas where they, don’t belong.
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“I hope y’all enjoy the eternal hellfires of damnation.
Piece be with you. ”
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Is there a hell for those who wave their naked arse in the air whilst screaming “Fuck off God”?
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1) Print.
2) Laminate.
3) Place on wall in office.
*envious heavy sigh* I admire your vision and talent, pickles.
Of course, His Noodliness is pretty easy to draw, if you can draw squiggles and eyes, so I’m all right in that department.
But I used to do stained glass work long ago BC (before children), mayhaps ’tis time to take up ye olde glass cutter and lead solder again.
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“Is there a hell for those who wave their naked arse in the air whilst screaming “Fuck off Godâ€? ”
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I should be bloody ashamed of myself for doing this in reality. If my house mates catch me speaking to myself again they are going to send me to the looney bin.
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RE: “Is there a hell for those who wave their naked arse in the air whilst screaming “F^ck off Godâ€?”
I will ask Him and let you know.
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The answer is “no.”
Ass to God
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Hey Nowtheworldhasmeaning, thanks for that quote. Now I have something new for my away message.
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I am ashamed to admit it, but I was molested by a macaroni.
Perhaps this explains it.
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FSM works in mysterious ways
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I work for a similar deity, and we have an ongoing debate in our office about art and virgins. How do y’all resolve the problem of “statutory rape?”
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Look up the “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”. #4 States “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.”
There seems to be no room for raping virgins or underage girls in FSMism – the key phrase here being “Willing, Consenting Partner of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity”.
I’m sure all the strippers in Heaven ARE of Legal Age and Mental Maturity.
RAmen
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Since it is a stripper factory, I’m not so sure that thier age comes close to exceeding 1 year. However the stripper factory was created by FSM, so I’m sure a miracle of some kind was incompassed in the creation of heaven.
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I think the FSM must have the strippers come out full mature, if not fully dressed.
Otherwise, all the Pastafarians who partake of the stripper factories’ delights in heaven would be violating #4 (see above), and I’m sure, in His Great Wisdom, He would take that into consideration. So most likely, the strippers that come from the factory, although manufacturing date may be less than 1 year, are probably over 21, or what’s the point?
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Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
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@Sara
See FSM holiday trees thread please.
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cool blog!
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cool blog!
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nice photos of this blog
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