Received this FSM painting from Jeremiah Palecek.
I had a renewed interest in the FSM after seeing the Dawkins interview. It reminded me of a painting I did a while back about the Pastafarian faith.
Jeremiah’s Blog: 1 Painting Every DayÂ
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I work for a similar deity, and we have an ongoing debate in our office about art and virgins. How do y’all resolve the problem of “statutory rape?”
Look up the “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”. #4 States “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.”
There seems to be no room for raping virgins or underage girls in FSMism - the key phrase here being “Willing, Consenting Partner of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity”.
I’m sure all the strippers in Heaven ARE of Legal Age and Mental Maturity.
RAmen
Since it is a stripper factory, I’m not so sure that thier age comes close to exceeding 1 year. However the stripper factory was created by FSM, so I’m sure a miracle of some kind was incompassed in the creation of heaven.
I think the FSM must have the strippers come out full mature, if not fully dressed.
Otherwise, all the Pastafarians who partake of the stripper factories’ delights in heaven would be violating #4 (see above), and I’m sure, in His Great Wisdom, He would take that into consideration. So most likely, the strippers that come from the factory, although manufacturing date may be less than 1 year, are probably over 21, or what’s the point?
Excuse, and what you think concerning forthcoming elections?
@Sara
See FSM holiday trees thread please.
cool blog!
cool blog!
nice photos of this blog