FUCK THIS SO CALLED SPEGETTI MONSTER. I hope that every single one of you can find faith in Jesus.
-zach
i almost forgot
Published by Bobby Henderson October 18th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).
96 Responses to “i almost forgot”
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1 - October 18th, 2006 at - Homer4prez Says:
Jesus would accept the FSM you are clearly a fake Christian
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2 - October 18th, 2006 at - Mythos Says:
Very pathetic. It amazes me how simple minded many can be. If one but takes a moment to look around the FSM site they would see what it is really about. In the end though I guess it dosent really matter as there are too many people now days with closed minds and very open mouths.
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3 - October 18th, 2006 at - sgt.peppr Says:
“FUCK THIS SO CALLED SPEGETTI MONSTER.” Jesus taught to love all and to accept all. That deffinitly doesn’t represent love and forcing kids to learn about your religion isn’t accepting all
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4 - October 18th, 2006 at - nikkiee Says:
zach
Please don’t hope that on me. I have seen, read and heard what it does to people.
Turns them into nasty, foul-mouthed condescending zealots.
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5 - October 19th, 2006 at - Davey Says:
…and I hope that the next time you take a painkiller, or turn on your TV, or drive in your car, or drink clean water, or use a computer, you *realise* how much faith you already have in science’s ability to correctly describe the universe, in a repeatable, predictable fashion.
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Last time I checked, Jesus had nothing to do with healthcare, or sanitation, or telecommunications, or Moore’s Law, or combustion, or any part of our reality at all. -
6 - October 19th, 2006 at - hexhunter Says:
“Last time I checked, Jesus had nothing to do with healthcare, or sanitation, or telecommunications, or Moore’s Law, or combustion, or any part of our reality at all.”
Reminds me of the line in life of brian “what have the romans ever done for us” “sanitaion, sewage system, the roads”
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7 - October 19th, 2006 at - nikkiee Says:
I love it when you talk like that Davey:)
They are, as we speak prpobaly desperately trying to find scientists in the above professions to write up a theory for them. Ha. Fat chance
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8 - October 19th, 2006 at - nikkiee Says:
how about probably
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9 - October 19th, 2006 at - J Says:
I wonder why we respond, sometimes. People who pop in for just long enough to get absolutely no idea of what this site’s about before posting an abusive sequence of unintelligible shite never seem to show up again. Do they - can they? - read our responses at all?
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I get this mental image of monkeys at keyboards. ‘Ooh, I’ve summoned up a webpage. Hit some keys, hit some keys!’. (Perhaps this is my monkey-brained Darwinism affecting my imagination.) -
10 - October 19th, 2006 at - Davey Says:
@J:
Yeah, I know what you mean. It seems like the only ones that stick around to argue are the ones that we’ve absolutely no chance of getting through to - you know the ones, the ones with a real zealous streak that’s absolutely immune to argument.
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If nic or christian were to stop posting today, I’d be really sad. As long as they’re here, there’s an opportunity for us to carry out His Noodly Work.
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So come on you zealots, come on you fuzzy thinkers, bring it. We want you. -
11 - October 19th, 2006 at - SaucyWench Says:
zach, let’s see, I’ll pencil Jesus into my life…hmmm….never. Will never work for you?
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12 - October 19th, 2006 at - Dunc Says:
You almost forgot but then didn’t so why entitle your post, you almost forgot when you clearly *didn’t*
Besides, if you are that open minded about other religions then WTF would anyone want to find faith in yours? Man you do well to push us even further and further away from your shrinking little island… -
13 - October 19th, 2006 at - J Says:
Davey,
Me too. Where *are* Nic and Christian, though? Nic said he was bowing out and neither of them posted here yesterday, that I can see.
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Perhaps it’s the interval. They’ll be enjoying the ice-cream. -
14 - October 19th, 2006 at - shawn Says:
Zach I hope you can learn to be a nicer person and stop being such a jerk about your beliefs.
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15 - October 19th, 2006 at - The Aker Says:
Uh Zach?
FUCK THIS SO CALLED JESUS CHRIST. I hope that every single one of you can find faith in FSM.
-Adam.
Yeah, doesn’t feel good, does it?
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16 - October 19th, 2006 at - max Says:
People are always telling me that they hope I find Jeezus. But I have looked EVERYWHERE! Even under the couch. Where the fuck is he hiding? I’m so pissed that if I find him I’ll CRUCIFY HIM AGAIN. Myself!
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17 - October 19th, 2006 at - NowtheworldhasMeaning Says:
Max what they are saying is “I hope YOU find Jesus because we’ve looked everywhere for the bastard”
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Jesus Christ has won the world champianship of hide and seek for the last 50 years. -
18 - October 19th, 2006 at - Fr. Corpus Callosum Says:
Does anyone else think it’s funny that this guy wants to have sex with our god so we will find faith in his? I don’t understand the logic. Christians are so perverted.
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19 - October 19th, 2006 at - Fr. Corpus Callosum Says:
‘Jesus Christ has won the world champianship of hide and seek for the last 50 years’
More like 2000 years! We will all die still waiting for the long overdue return of the god-on-a-stick. -
20 - October 19th, 2006 at - sgtpepper Says:
zach is say that if you want to calm down and talk like a resonable person then we would all be alot happier most people on this site are reasonable. i’m sure we would happiely debate the moral of diffenerent religions with you but swearing out our religion isn’t going to help any of us. if you want us to convert do u realy think that would help? if i say FUCK JESUS does that make u think “hey that fsm seems preety great”?
