Archive for October, 2006

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Someone just sent me this video:

now i hate spaghetti

now I hate spagetti. this site is not funny. not one bit.
-student of Giauque

your all just KIDS

Your all just KIDS.
always pointing fingers and trying to be better.
when you realize what you are doing wrong its going to be to late.
FSM is nothing more than that of which it is.
And if you really think FSM can beat GOD…it already lost.
you have no faith. You probably cant even tell me what faith means.
-Crulix

you have completely pissed us off

Please do not take any offensive “hate mail” written by Christians as an example of Christianity. We are not very good Christians; we who use words of hate. You must understand, however, that you have completely pissed us off. This site is just stupid. The concept is stupid. I can give you evidence against evolution […]

It’s not accurate to say that FSM attracts intelligent followers

It’s not accurate to say that FSM attracts intelligent followers by its nature. Genuinely intelligent people don’t have time for the joke, so what we get is people who know nothing and want a place to mock religion, as well as people who have read up a bit on evolution or have read up on […]

Please tell me this is all a huge joke

Please tell me this is all a huge joke.You cant realy believe that a huge thing of spaghetti created everything.If you realy do believe this then you’re all idiots and I’ll pray for you.

I feel sorry for you guys

This has to be the worse so called “church” yet. This is just an excuse for people that are lazy as hell and feel like “worshipping” there own way. You obviously don’t take yourselves seriously…or is that another one of your spaghetti mosters “traits.” Can’t you see that you’re taking a real set of religions […]

sadly pathetic

I found this hate-comment left in response to the fsm protest in london post:
Not a religious message, but just a comment on how truly, astoundingly, sadly pathetic you are. If you’ve got a problem with creationism, then why not attack it in a vaguely sensible way, with intellectual criticism? All you’re doing is offending people, […]

fsm painting

Received this FSM painting from Jeremiah Palecek.

I had a renewed interest in the FSM after seeing the Dawkins interview.  It reminded me of a painting I did a while back about the Pastafarian faith.
Jeremiah’s Blog: 1 Painting Every Day 

FSM Protest In London

Hi,
I thought you’d like to see my pic of the FSM demo I held in Parliament Square (London). I’ve also sent you a copy of the pamphlet I made.
Perhaps a little background is in order.
In 2005, the British Government passed a law called the “Serious Organised Crime And Police […]

Muhammad and his sons

Muhammad and his sons are in a graves somewhere in the Middle East. But Lord Jesus is sitting at the right hand of God Almighty…that is the difference. The resurrection is why he is God and his death even allows for you (a sinner) to be reconciled to God. The word Christian is a religion, […]

for my part, my christian beliefs

For my part, my Christian beliefs are almost entirely based on the eyewitness testimony of Paul the apostle. Why do I believe him? Well, for one thing - and it’s only one of my reasons - he seems sincere. And that’s something I can’t say about Pastafarians; they most certainly do not seem sincere. I […]

you make me really angry

You make me really angry making fun of God like that.I know that the Christian story is false,but ya’ll anger me alot putting a Spehgetti Monster where God connected with man.How dare you do that.I ain’t religious nor do i understand the divine God at all.I just say that ya’ll are making a mockery of […]

bobby, your site is amusing

Bobby, your site is amusing, and I can agree that ID does not belong in science classes. However, I also believe that Evolution does not belong in science classes for much the same reason. Let’s stick to chemistry, physics and biology based on the scientific theory.
-dave

will any of this be funny

Will any of this be funny when we are all 90 yrs old with a few years left to live? How funny will things be then?
-zzz

i almost forgot

FUCK THIS SO CALLED SPEGETTI MONSTER. I hope that every single one of you can find faith in Jesus.
-zach

you can’t disprove the flying spaghetti monster

Last night, Richard Dawkins was interviewed on Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report, and again mentioned the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
You can’t disprove the Flying Spaghetti Monster. - Richard Dawkins
The FSM comment is at about 1:50.
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Make your own FSM Crown

 
Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories has just published step-by-step instructions for making your own Flying Spaghetti Monster crown.  This is probably due to Halloween coming up, but I don’t see why you couldn’t wear one of these any time of the year. Link

Jane Kim, pastafarian, for San Francisco School Board

As a legitimate, recognized, official religion, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is prohibited from publicly endorsing political candidates. I’m not sure why that is, but I assume it has something to do with the tax-breaks we’re entitled to as a religious entity - which apparently we’re not fully taking advantage of because […]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




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