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Talk like a pirate day

Published September 19th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

This is important for a number of reasons, but for Pastafarians it provides a convenient source of pirate-behavior data to substantiate the Pirates Vs. Temperature correlation which serves as a keystone of our religion. We expect to see a considerable drop in temperature worldwide on Tuesday the 19th, due to the widespread pirate activity taking place.

I will be collecting quantitative temperature data via the interwebs, but if you have anecdotal (or specious) evidence of unseasonably cold weather, please describe it for us as a comment to this post.

Also, if you’ve done anything amazingly piratey today, please leave a comment about it. We all need to do our part to reverse Global Warming.

You can expect a thorough report of my findings on Wednesday or Thursday.

-bobby



218 Responses to “Talk like a pirate day”

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  1. Upcumming Events | says:

    [...] to come out of the woodwork. Apparently it will also be Talk Like A Pirate Day from all of the Pastafarians in the group. Costumes (half-assed or otherwise) are encouraged but not required. [...]

  2. Names Are Signifigant says:

    Are you aware of this? Krispy Kreme is apparently on your team. Here’s the Huffington Post Article on their celebration: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/18/krispy-kreme-talk-pirate-free-doughnuts_n_1876960.html

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