Spread the Word
CAN SOMEONE HELP ME? i want to spread the word and i would love a pamphlet depicting Tim DuBayâ€™s Guide to Pastafarianism, it would probably be the best. i am incredably busy but if i have to i will but it might take me a while. i do own a copy of the gospel but when i found out that it was ok for christians to pass out pamphlets on my college campus i knew this was a sign from the all mighty fsm that i must make small black & white pamphlets so that i might hand them out along side the christians. i would appreciate anyone willing to help. thank you
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Whilst I support spreading the good news that the FSM is spreading his goodness around the world by the this movement I would like to politely advise readers that they can get nearer to the FSM by joining the Fundamentalist Church of FSM.
In FC-FSM our beliefs include:
As Pirates we sometimes drink Grog: Grog as anyone knows is Rum mixed with water- not just any old alcohol as some of the colonials would have you believe. And for the most holiest of ceremonies we only use 7 year old Havana Club and Spring water from Cornwall (next door to England -where some of the best pirates where born). As good pirate we like to have a drink – live beer is a good and wholesome refreshment for any pirate whilst on shore as are wine and spirits. Water is also drunk, but in moderation in recognition to health risks.
The FSM does not have noodley appendages – he was formed in the fundament of the universe of finest Durum Wheat…and not some concoction made from string, ribbon or other noodles, egg or otherwise. Whilst they are excellent ingredients in chinese and other meals they are not the substance of our creator.
As good FSM worshippers we put the Fun in Fundamental.
So while we respect those of the FSM church and reformed church..and indeed many other churchs, we do respectfully advise readers of our standpoint.
Reader at the Fundamentalist Church of FSM, Buckinghamshire
FC-FSM Services are held in Pastafarian retail establishments in the London area (the original London that is). Aaargh
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