Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
keep mocking
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You should be honoured to actually have found a site the seeks to show off with such skill and passion the art of Existential surrealism.
You mock you not for the the pleasure but to educate you. Joel is very wrong in his statement about crapping your pants you should be crapping your pants as with bear volcanoes and stripper factorys the church of FSM is more appealing than that of your Christian heaven.
Spider I hear a quote by a poet some years ago,
“…remember God is created by man not vise versa”
YOU poor poor person, you have no idea. you can have fun laughing with your god, but the flying spaghetti monster doesnt take kindly to that kind of criticism. pirate number are extremely low, and the reason is because christianity classed them as bad people. christianity is the real cause of global warming.
And dad owes me my allowance too!
why cany your god haave a sense of humor?
omg this is a bunch of bull crap i mean this is stupid magic meatball came down and with one thrust of his mighty meat balls he crated the universe THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ITS STUPID!
Ryan, of course there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster! Prove that there isn’t. Next time you are eating spaghetti and enjoying its noodly wonder, think of us.
where is the love…
I Googled for something completely different, but found your page…and have to say thanks. nice read….
math exercises…
enjoyed reading your daily posts. I hope they dont become too infrequent…