Yeah, everyone keep mocking. Enjoy yourself while you can. Laugh with your father Satan. You poor, poor people; you have no idea.
-Steve
keep mocking
Categories
general (875)
hate-mail (449)
sightings (282)
evangelism (190)
arts-and-crafts (154)
noodle-love (63)
pirates (60)
evidence (54)
food (52)
holiday (27)
secular-vs-religious (26)
nut-watch (1)
spite (1)
You poor, poor man. May the FSM have mercy on your non-existent soul.
RAmen
Mock, and the Door shall be opened….
1. Nobody’s worshipping their dinners, it’s an analogy. CTFO.
2. Since when did Italian Food = Satan? O.o
Actually, I have heard that all christians worship Sargoth-Kuul without knowing it, the one-winged planar lord who can create fake realities in people’s minds and devours their souls, whom just happens to have the cross as his symbol.
I think FSM, or Satan as you claim him to be, be an excellent choice over something that evil, and one cannot fly with one wing, anyways.
I would say a person could believe in God and also FSM….
I mean, we just don’t want religion taught in schools. I think reasonable people understand that. And really who’s to say God couldn’t be a FSM anyway… Makes a lot of sense with his noodly appendage and all.
I am also personally a big fan of the beer volcano and stripper factory in heaven.
Mo one is mocking God here. They are mocking idiots… Wait…. “special people” like Steve here.
If we all ignore people like Steve, will they go away? I mean, don’t we just justify their complaints by responding to them? We’d have lots more time for pasta if we just laughed and didn’t worry about the typing. And yes, I admit the bit of hypocracy I show. I was just wonderin’. :)
Yes, I will keep mocking, thankyouverymuch.
And methinks we have more ideas than the mindless sheep of your religion.
By the by, Aunty Ism wins.
WELL ALL YOU CHRISTIANS ARE GOING TO THE FSM HELL EVER THINK ABOUT THAT HUH DID YEAH