If you truly knew what awaited these foolish mockers after they are seperated from the Lord for eternity you would not look forward to it with glee. You would weep for them. You would dedicate your life to sharing Gods love with them. I am sickened to my heart by this website but it is not man we fight against; it is the evil one, the father of lies who has tricked these poor people that we are at war with.
Steve
Yes, of course. Those pitiful non-believers of the FSM. I’ll weep when his noodly apendage is done with them. May the FSM have mercy on their souls.
RAmen
Well, since the bible never said that the angels had the ability to create- and therefor- neither did Lucifer (Satan), God created evil. What does that mean? There’s not a “war” against evil. It’s a fact of life.
Nor did the bible ever say that you go to heaven if you’re good. First of all- the only people who were ever reported as going to “heaven” were prophets and Jesus. And that’s just because they were “perfect.” Since “nobody’s perfect”, you’re already barred anyways. Secondly, Christian views of Heaven and Hell were borrowed from Grecian views of Olympus and Hades- so Hell is more of a “holding place” for souls after they’ve got nowhere else to go. Not “punishment” but merely a place OTHER than oblivion.
If you’re going to use your religion against someone in an argument- at least try and understand wtf you’re talking about. What’s sad is, Bob knows more about this analogistic religion than most of these hate-mail writers know about their own religions.
Steve is special. Let’s everyone be nice to him cause he doesn’t realize he is being an idiot.
Wait, we are at war with you?
Despite your barbaric ways we pastafarians are a peaceful kind who do not wish to participate in your oxymoronic “holy war’s” and would prefer to live our lives for what they are worth because the Flying Spaghetti Monster put us here on this planet Earth to live in peace. Not fight to our deaths over abstract idea’s based, most often; on faith instead of hard evidence as to if a greater ‘God’ exists to guide us.
So go on Steve, continue your war’s with other religions because we will have none of it and when the FSM accepts us into his noodly embrace for our peaceful ways we will try to remember to ask that he forgive you for your barbaric acts of hatred towards his followers and others of his creation, despite if they accepted him or not. After all, to err is human.
God only loves those who does his dirty work. I have no idea why, but first he sends the Israelites out to slaughter thousands of people (and kills those who defies) and then he summon a hippie from the future (Jesus) and who lures the people to think God isnt evil (and burns all the magical works and that could save us) and then he inspires millions people (like this zealot) to be bloodthirsty beasts? Good times- for Him. He laughs as he crushes a human with his teeth, and impales people with with his bony, claw-like fingers.
He is Sargoth-Kuul, people!
Alexa wrote: “Those pitiful non-believers of the FSM. I’ll weep when his noodly apendage is done with them.”
Something must be done now, so the evil one does not ensure the condemnation of more ignorant souls! I will pray to FSM to arrange a ‘Rumble Pit’ style fight (a la ‘Halo’) with all other gods, so this heart-sickening and fighting will be ended once and for all. It wouldn’t be much of a fight though, come to think of it, because FSM would just take everyone over to the bar, buy drinks, and make friends with everyone. Still, a good example for us all….
help! i have been tricked into thinking an invisible, omnipotent, old man who lives in outer space doesn’t exist! somebody save me from my father – satan! ! aaaah
Hey Steve! “Eat a bag of Dicks!” ~Nobody likes onions
Seriously what is wrong with you?
“Im going to heaven and your going to hell, nany nany fricken boo boo”
If you honestly want to defend your belief’s I will be happy to debate you.
Just e-mail me.
scar1x2@yahoo.com
~Allen