Get real and gather your dumb ass friends

Published September 2nd, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Because you have the Lady of Fatima sitting here right here and right now. I know what bullshit is going down. I know. I am beyond your bullshit. Believe me. Satanists will not win. It is kind of like Lord of the Rings… you know? HA HA And their end will be sad and we shall weep for them because they were given signs and wonders and still did not believe. SO I pity you.



31 Responses to “Get real and gather your dumb ass friends”

  1. gill says:

    “Christianity isn’t some yoke or obstacle that holds people back.”–it can be. Hence the reason why so many swap religions at some point in their life.

  2. faghettini says:

    There is no doubt that some communities that call themselves Christian are stifling and unhealthy places. Everybody has every reason to run away from an environment like that. Christianity itself is not a burden. Different groups have different interpretations of the Bible, and it is flaws in those interpretations that can lead to problems.

  3. jesus christ says:

    wow, this is sadly pathetic. this person compares us to the orcs from the lord of the rings.

  4. Dr Dagger says:

    Yes, it’s like lord of the rings (?) with orks, elves, dwarves and FSM knows what else crawling around everywhere. Read “The God Delusion”, and if you already have then I have no idea why it didn’t permeate even that thick skull of your’s

  5. AVISPA says:

    I agree with her. We ARE the good guys

  6. Ex-Captain Etay says:

    Donald has the claims in his wallet.
    Find his dependable fish tank with open arms and spread the wealth among our laced vertebrae.
    Now is time for upcoming entrepreneurs! Long live freedom’s hat!

  7. Garrick McElroy says:

    LeVayan Satanism (sp.) worships the idea of Satan, the rejector, the rebel. It’s really cool, actually. Look it up.

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